For mizzkirtuss, who asked for Jace's top 10
Just pointing out here that I actually wrote these in the middle of a two hour maths revision sesh for my exam tomoro!
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Top 10 ways to annoy Alec Lighthouse
10. Goad him because, although he's an adult, he can't drink.
9. Set him up on a date with a girl.
8. Tell him that Jace loves him, not Clary and that he had been hiding his feelings.
7. Enrol him in LGBT
6. Send him a letter from Magnus saying that they're just not working out and that the faerie boyfriend was so much better.
5. Break down his bedroom door to 'make sure he is being a good boy'.
4. Remove all his clothes and replace with blue and sparkly things.
3. Compare him to Gok Wan.
2. Tell him, "I know what you did last Sunday."
1. Tell him that you're going to tell everyone that he's gay (this is before the revelation) unless he dances naked in the street. Then tell everyone anyway.
Whatcha think?
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Vicky xx