-Team Edward-
1. Bella is Alive Beacause Of Him! Hello! Remember Tyler's Van! Did You See Jacob Anywhere When That Happened!
2. Can Read EVERYONE'S Minds! Not One Of The Werewolves Girly Gossip!
3. He Doesn't Have To Turn Into A Puppy To Get Super Speed. Plus Saving Himself From The STINK!
4. He Only Left In Newmoon to Protect Her. Didn't Leave Anythign Behind To Not Hurt Her! Mean While , Dream Catcher And A Wolf Painting! Dude!
5. He Would DIE For Bella Litterly! Suicie Try In Italy To Be Wih Bella Remember!
6. He Doesn't Have to Force Bella To Kiss Him! AND BREAK HER HAND!
7. Without Jacob ...Sure She's Sad..But Without Edward She Has Nightmares Everynight. Screams In Her Sleep.
8. He Fell For Her First! Dude, They Were Perfectly Fine Before You Came Along!
9. Real Men Sparkle! Not Smell!
10. Fire Is Hot And Sticky. Ice Is COOL AND REFRESHING!
11. Volvos Are Way Better Than Rabbits! I Mean Hello!
12. He Doesn't Have To Walk Around Naked!
13. He Watches Bella While She Sleeps. Jacob Couldn't Get Out Of The Window When Charlie Came In If He Tried!
14. And So The Lion Fell In Love With Lamb..So Romantic. The Lamb And The Wolf..EW?
15. Jacob Imprinted On Her 10 Second Old Baby For Gosh's Sake! Ew!
16. Cullen Sounds Way Better Than Black!
17. He Could Beat Jacob Anyday Watch Out For Those Fangs Jacob Lovers!
18. When Jacob Is Wet He SMELLS LIKE A WET DOG!
19. Jacob Couldn't Kill A Vampire On His Own If He Tried!
20. BELLA PICKED EDWARD! Give It Up Jacob!
21. He Doesn't Have to Force A Girl To Love Him!
-Team Edward-
