Get Freaky!
Freaky Friday
The day was late. Link had just comeback from yet another adventure. He fell into his bed weary. Ah, sleep would be great for him after fighting Vaati. The magic mirror really helped too, but it was a shame that the mirror broke. Oh well, Link just tossed it into a drawer. Sleep time. Snore, snore, snore.
Link woke up to a bright morning sun. He woke up and stretched. He stopped midair. Something felt different. He opened his eyes. Huh? Since when was his room purple? And since when did he have a golden eyeball across from his bed? What was going on? Link had to think. He put his hand on top of his head. A hat? Link didn't sleep with his hat on. Maybe he had forgotten to take it off…he ran his fingers through his hair. His long…silky…hair…? Link did not have long or silky hair. His hair was short and rough. His side bangs certainly didn't extend to his shoulders. They stopped at his jaw line. What was going on? Link needed to see himself. Maybe Aaryl had done something. But how did she pull this off? It would have taken weeks. He needed to get out of bed. He swooshed off the bed. Whoa. Was he faster? No time to think about that. Where was the bathroom? After a few minutes of searching, he found the attached bathroom. He stopped. He looked at the image in the mirror. He looked at the red eyes, the purple gray skin, the lavender colored hair, and the purple wishing cap. This was not his face. This was the face of…VAATI! He was in Vaati's body!! Link was sent into paranoia. He put his purple-gray hand on the mirror.
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Elsewhere in Hyrule, Vaati was waking up as well. It was another day to plot the end of Hyrule. He stretched as he always did. Hm? Was he more stiff than usual? He felt weaker. That wasn't good. Was his hat on? He put both hands on his head. What was this? He narrowed his eyes. His hat was gone, and his hair was unbelievably ruffled and messy. I guess those are the same thing…Anyway, Vaati didn't like this one bit. Where was his wishing cap? How the hell was he supposed to rid the world of a certain green clothed fucker if his hat was not in place? He sighed. Once again, another morning was ruined. He put his hands on his face. Whoa! Hey! Back up! Why were Vaati's hands cream colored? He was pretty sure he had purple-gray hands. Now that he thought of it, wasn't his bed a canopy? This bed felt rather old and hard. Yes, it felt old. Vaati looked at the boring brick and wood room. Where was he? What was going on? Who was trying to get on his bad side. If Dark Link or Ganon was pulling a prank on him, they would regret it! He grumbled. Forget where he was. He would just walk out of the room, out the door, and see where he was. He hopped out of the bed (slower?) and started walking towards the door. He fell suddenly. What had he just tripped on? He looked at the item and his eyes widened immediately. A Hyrule shield. The very one held by Link. The sword was right next to it. Well, well, it seems he was in the little do gooder's body. Vaati smiled an evil smile. What fun, o what fun he could have. He chuckled evilly. And what a good evil laugh it was indeed. And he reveled in this evil laughter.