Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight. If we did, this wouldn't be a fanfiction!
Author's Note: Hey, I was supposed to be studying for Maths, but I wrote this instead! I have the attention span of a drunk goldfish... -_-
Ode to Edward Cullen
I know that girls fancy him
Because he's cool and sullen,
But I have something to say
About Mr. Edward Cullen.
Vampires are supposed to be
Oh so mean and scary,
But that Edward Cullen lad
Just sparkles like a fairy!
Let's just say he is a vamp
Who fills us all with dread,
Would you really want to kiss a guy
That's already dead?
I know that he's good looking
And his words are diplomatic,
But I have to ask you girls
How the hell is he romantic?