For mizzkirtuss, who asked for Jace's top 10
Just pointing out here that I actually wrote these in the middle of a two hour maths revision sesh for my exam tomoro!
I don't own anything
Top 10 ways to annoy Jace Wayland
10. Call him a mundane.
9. Tell him Clary prefers Simon to him.
8. Enrol him at a mundane school and force him to go, making sure he is set trig work.
7. Give him a meal saying that Maryse cooked it, when it was actually cooked by Isabelle who thought that rats intestines are ratatouille.
6. Dye his hair black and say that Alec did it to make him 'more like a Lightwood'.
5. Accuse him of getting all his sarcastic comments out of the book that you wrote last year!
4. Inform him that he has just woken up from a coma for seven years & that everything he thinks has happened since 'he came to New York' was just an hallucination.
3. Burn all his clothes and say Magnus did it.
2. Challenge him to jump on top of the roof before then calling the police and telling them that he is suicidal.
1. Inform him that all his marks make him look like this scary biker dude who is going to get arrested for something or another.
Whatcha think?
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Say if you want others as well!
Vicky xx