The Lusty Argonian Maid - Banned Chronicles Vol. 1
Crantius Colto: What's wrong, my sweet?
Lifts-her-tail: Sir, I have made a most grievous blunder.
Crantius Colto: Now now, dear. Spit it out.
Lifts-her-tail: The portrait of you that I was hanging up in the armory…
Crantius Colto: My beautiful, clumsy maid, I told you how to screw it in. But fret not, let's go inspect your handiwork.
Lifts-her-tail: As you can see, sir, the hole isn't nearly big enough.
Crantius Colto: Just use my tool here, my sugarplum.
Lifts-her-tail: Thank you, kind sir. With this I can move it in and out much faster. I'm afraid it's not deep enough yet.
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.