D: U didn't write a disclaimer!!!!!!

AR: Oops…..

D: Now, I have to do it…..oh…what are u doing here???

AR: They're reading u dumbass…..

D: oh…..reading whut???

AR: OUR STORIE!!!!!!!

D: Whut storie???

AR: * growl * * stomps away *

D: What's up her ass??? Must be that time again……

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We don't own anything…JK does……..*mumbles * stupid bint…..

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AR: That's gay…….try again…..

D: I though u were gone….

AR: Well, I came back…..

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We don't own Harry Potter, though if u wanna fly his…er…..broomstick we could help you out…for a fee of course…..

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AR: Nobody wants him!!!! It's all about Oliver!!!!!!

D: Neville baby!!!!! * rubs his hard muscled body as he struggles against the ropes binding him to the wall* Don't worry, I'll get it right soon and we can have a bit of…..fun… * Neville struggles harder*

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AR: NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT!!!!

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We don't own a THING!!!!!! Well, the cheese vaults and the cookies…. Oh, and the other stuff…….. But, we don't own HP!!!! Though, if I have my way we will……

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I swear officer…… We don't own them!!!!!!! WE DON'T@!!!! They're all JK's!!!!!!!! Get her!!!!!!!!

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AR: NEXT!!!!!!

D: DAMN IT!!!!!!! THEY KNOW WE DON'T OWN THEM!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!

AR: U CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!

D: I CAN!!!!! I HAVE THE POWER AND U WILL SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!! Now, I think It's time we got to business…. *rips off robes and has on leather cat suit underneath. Grabs whip from table and cracks it. Neville whimpers behind his gag *

AR: MY EYES!!!!!! * runs*

D: ON WITH THE STORIE……now Neville…….

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