The Leeds Zone (Mother Knows Best)
Chapter 1
Enter the Dragon
Rachel: Hi. I bet you were expecting Max and everything…. Well he's not here so I'll start. There really isn't any reason to tell this story. Because everything is bright, everything is perfect; everything works out when you're in …The Leeds Z….
Max: Rachel what are you doing? And why did you lock me in the closet?! What's going on?
Rachel: Max please I'm trying to tell these nice people there is no story to tell.
Max: Oh get real Rachel. There's plenty to tell. Go away at let me do this story!
Rachel: But!
Max: Go!
Rachel: Shoot! Bloody no good….
Max: Anyways, I think I've more than established two Leeds are not better than one. But what if you added one more Leeds? What if that Leed was more trouble, more scary, more EVIL than all the other Leeds combined?
Q: 2+1=?
A: 2+1= Trouble! Especially when you add in that you are in…The Leeds Zone!
Location: Rachel Leeds House.
Mission: Plan a wedding.
Operative(s): Rachel Leeds, Josh McGrath, Roberto Martinez, Kat Ryan.
It started off as a pretty good day. It was a nice Friday afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, Josh and Rachel were planning there wedding, and Kat had Berto pinned to the floor with her foot. Everything was going pretty well.
At the present moment Rachel was going through her mail while Josh tried to get Rachel to agree to a sky diving wedding.
"Come on," Josh practically shouted, "It would be fun. We get on the plane, the minister marries us, and then we jump out of the plane while thousands of my fans watch from the cameras that'll be attached to our helmets."
Rachel's face lit up.
"You know what? That might not be such a bad idea," she said thoughtfully.
Josh smiled.
"Yeah, In fact it would be a great idea," Rachel continued, "Because then when we hit the ground at a hundred, twenty miles an hour they can take care of our Marriage license and…Our DEATH CERTIFICATE!!!"
Kat and Berto burst out laughing; Josh slid down in his chair and proceeded to pout.
Rachel smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry Josh. I know you want to do something…extreme for our wedding, but I really want to have a traditional fairy tale wedding," Rachel explained.
"Yeah it'll be fairy tale alright," added Kat, "Beauty and the Beast!"
This caused a round of laughter from everybody, except Josh.
"Why is everyone picking on me," Josh whined.
"You! I'm the one pinned to the floor," Berto yelled.
"Quiet Martinez," ordered Kat, "We're doing a scientific experiment," she explained.
Berto scoffed.
"What kind of scientific experiment.
Kat smiled mischievously.
"We're trying to come to a conclusion if nerds make better rugs than bears," she said, pushing up an imaginary pair of glasses.
Berto scowled.
"I'm not a nerd. I'll show you," Berto warned.
To Kat's surprise Berto twisted sharply to the right. This caused her to fall off Berto onto the floor. Berto started to laugh. Kat reached for a pillow of a chair and smacked the laughing boy.
"Hey," Berto shouted.
"Josh," Rachel called not bothering to look up from her mail.
"Yes," asked Josh not bothering to look up from the comic book he was reading.
"After we're married, let's never have kids," Rachel said.
Josh laughed.
"Agreed."
The two of them laughed.
Suddenly Rachel's face went pale.
"Oh my gosh," she gasp.
"What? What is it," asked Josh concernedly.
"Sh...She's coming," Rachel stuttered, while shaking very ferociously."
"Who's coming," asked Kat.
"My…my…."
"Your what," yelled the group.
"My mother," Rachel yelled back.
"Ah," screamed Josh, jumping back.
"Say it ain't so Rachel. SAY IT AIN'T SO!"
Rachel dropped her head.
"I'm…afraid it is."
"NO," screamed Berto, "Why? Why?!"
"Uh hello, Am I the only one here who isn't crazy," asked Kat.
Everyone turned and looked at her.
She sighed.
"Rachel look, your mother is coming. You should be happy!"
Rachel broke into a bitter laugh.
"You don't know my mother Kat. She's crazy!"
"Yeah, how do you think Rachel got the way she is," exclaimed Berto.
Rachel turned and looked at Berto.
Berto laughed nervously and moved back.
"I uh…didn't mean for that to come out like that."
Rachel got up off the couch and moved towards Berto slowly.
"N…no! I did…didn't mean to say it at all," Berto stuttered.
Rachel grabbed him by his feet and commenced to drag him out of the room.
"No," screamed Berto in a high girly voice, "I didn't mean it! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
Rachel drug him out of the room, his screams following him out.
Josh sighed sadly and took off his hat.
"He was so young," Kat said pitifully.
"Yeah well we are all in for it when Rachel's mother arrives," Josh commented, as he put his hat back on, "When she shows up…Heaven help us all."
Mission Status: Continuing (now with complications)
Notes: Rachel's Mother is coming.
Orders:
1.Change address and phone number.
2.Buy some less skimpy clothes. (Sweat pants and long dresses preferably.)
3.Visit Berto at the hospital
Max: Be afraid my friends. Be very afraid! Scarier then Jurassic Park, Godzilla, and The Ring combined. It's….The Leeds Zone!
What can I say? Comedy is easier for me. Comes natural. Anyway, Read and Review!
Chapter 1
Enter the Dragon
Rachel: Hi. I bet you were expecting Max and everything…. Well he's not here so I'll start. There really isn't any reason to tell this story. Because everything is bright, everything is perfect; everything works out when you're in …The Leeds Z….
Max: Rachel what are you doing? And why did you lock me in the closet?! What's going on?
Rachel: Max please I'm trying to tell these nice people there is no story to tell.
Max: Oh get real Rachel. There's plenty to tell. Go away at let me do this story!
Rachel: But!
Max: Go!
Rachel: Shoot! Bloody no good….
Max: Anyways, I think I've more than established two Leeds are not better than one. But what if you added one more Leeds? What if that Leed was more trouble, more scary, more EVIL than all the other Leeds combined?
Q: 2+1=?
A: 2+1= Trouble! Especially when you add in that you are in…The Leeds Zone!
Location: Rachel Leeds House.
Mission: Plan a wedding.
Operative(s): Rachel Leeds, Josh McGrath, Roberto Martinez, Kat Ryan.
It started off as a pretty good day. It was a nice Friday afternoon. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, Josh and Rachel were planning there wedding, and Kat had Berto pinned to the floor with her foot. Everything was going pretty well.
At the present moment Rachel was going through her mail while Josh tried to get Rachel to agree to a sky diving wedding.
"Come on," Josh practically shouted, "It would be fun. We get on the plane, the minister marries us, and then we jump out of the plane while thousands of my fans watch from the cameras that'll be attached to our helmets."
Rachel's face lit up.
"You know what? That might not be such a bad idea," she said thoughtfully.
Josh smiled.
"Yeah, In fact it would be a great idea," Rachel continued, "Because then when we hit the ground at a hundred, twenty miles an hour they can take care of our Marriage license and…Our DEATH CERTIFICATE!!!"
Kat and Berto burst out laughing; Josh slid down in his chair and proceeded to pout.
Rachel smiled slightly.
"I'm sorry Josh. I know you want to do something…extreme for our wedding, but I really want to have a traditional fairy tale wedding," Rachel explained.
"Yeah it'll be fairy tale alright," added Kat, "Beauty and the Beast!"
This caused a round of laughter from everybody, except Josh.
"Why is everyone picking on me," Josh whined.
"You! I'm the one pinned to the floor," Berto yelled.
"Quiet Martinez," ordered Kat, "We're doing a scientific experiment," she explained.
Berto scoffed.
"What kind of scientific experiment.
Kat smiled mischievously.
"We're trying to come to a conclusion if nerds make better rugs than bears," she said, pushing up an imaginary pair of glasses.
Berto scowled.
"I'm not a nerd. I'll show you," Berto warned.
To Kat's surprise Berto twisted sharply to the right. This caused her to fall off Berto onto the floor. Berto started to laugh. Kat reached for a pillow of a chair and smacked the laughing boy.
"Hey," Berto shouted.
"Josh," Rachel called not bothering to look up from her mail.
"Yes," asked Josh not bothering to look up from the comic book he was reading.
"After we're married, let's never have kids," Rachel said.
Josh laughed.
"Agreed."
The two of them laughed.
Suddenly Rachel's face went pale.
"Oh my gosh," she gasp.
"What? What is it," asked Josh concernedly.
"Sh...She's coming," Rachel stuttered, while shaking very ferociously."
"Who's coming," asked Kat.
"My…my…."
"Your what," yelled the group.
"My mother," Rachel yelled back.
"Ah," screamed Josh, jumping back.
"Say it ain't so Rachel. SAY IT AIN'T SO!"
Rachel dropped her head.
"I'm…afraid it is."
"NO," screamed Berto, "Why? Why?!"
"Uh hello, Am I the only one here who isn't crazy," asked Kat.
Everyone turned and looked at her.
She sighed.
"Rachel look, your mother is coming. You should be happy!"
Rachel broke into a bitter laugh.
"You don't know my mother Kat. She's crazy!"
"Yeah, how do you think Rachel got the way she is," exclaimed Berto.
Rachel turned and looked at Berto.
Berto laughed nervously and moved back.
"I uh…didn't mean for that to come out like that."
Rachel got up off the couch and moved towards Berto slowly.
"N…no! I did…didn't mean to say it at all," Berto stuttered.
Rachel grabbed him by his feet and commenced to drag him out of the room.
"No," screamed Berto in a high girly voice, "I didn't mean it! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
Rachel drug him out of the room, his screams following him out.
Josh sighed sadly and took off his hat.
"He was so young," Kat said pitifully.
"Yeah well we are all in for it when Rachel's mother arrives," Josh commented, as he put his hat back on, "When she shows up…Heaven help us all."
Mission Status: Continuing (now with complications)
Notes: Rachel's Mother is coming.
Orders:
1.Change address and phone number.
2.Buy some less skimpy clothes. (Sweat pants and long dresses preferably.)
3.Visit Berto at the hospital
Max: Be afraid my friends. Be very afraid! Scarier then Jurassic Park, Godzilla, and The Ring combined. It's….The Leeds Zone!
What can I say? Comedy is easier for me. Comes natural. Anyway, Read and Review!