Hari: -wiping off a glass at the bar- Hey, hey, hey! Nice to see you all, loves!
Rest of the place:...;
Hari: Don't be rude, you guys, tell our guests hello!
-vague mumbles-
Hari: DID I MAKE THIS ESTABLISHMENT SO YOU ALL COULD BE LAZY AND NEGLECT YOUR DUTIES? NO, I DID IT 'CAUSE YOU ALL WERE SO FREAKIN' TIRED OF ALL THAT STUFF IN 'TAKE ME WITH YOU'! NOW YOU HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL AND GET OFF YOUR LAZY- BUTTS AND SAY HELLO.
Everyone else: -greets more enthusiastically and nervously-
Hari: Good, good~! Alrighty... So, all my wonderful peoples, I guess you want to get to the point of this, right? I will leave most off the explaining to our musical specialists: DJ OtAkU, G-Home-DIGGY, and T-Pasta!
-Insert slight cheering here-
*Germany:-starts beat-boxing into the mic-
Japan:-working the turntables in the back, an ambient beat playing-
Italy: -raps- The name's T-Pasta, and yes, that's a nationality pun. We welcome you here and hope you have some fun. Hari-Sama wants us to explain, but rhyming this all will be a pain.
-Instrumental break-
Hari: Suck it up!
Italy:-continues rapping- Most of you know Hari's most popular story, 'Take Me with You', featuring Alfred and Arty. This bar here is called 'Where to?' to answer questions for all of you. Show up, eat, and have a good time, but that's not all to this rhyme. Hang with us, enjoy the atmosphere, we'll answer all questions that happen to appear. Whether it be a comment about a certain line, we'll always, always, take the time.
-instrumental-
Japan:-singing- Just leave a review, we will respond to all of you~ -faster- It's like a backstage pass to anything, talk about the story, have a bottle of gin. –slower again- It's up to you, we're not gonna judge you~
Germany: -super fast beat-boxing solo-
All three: -in three part harmony- It's all you...~*
Everyone: -claps-
Hari: Nice work, as usual! I'll explain the rest, so take five.
All three: Thanks!
Hari: So, basically, they told you that this is like a backstage to my most popular story, 'Take Me with You'. It's my personal favorite~ -squee- Anyway; you can talk to the cast, enjoy yourselves at the bar, and ask questions about stuff... Anything! For serious, you can sing karaoke with Prussia for all I care. Just tell meh what you want in the review, and my fingers will do the rest.
France: That sounded suggestive.
Hari: Everything sounds suggestive to you, Francis.
France: -shrugs- Touché.
America and England: We hope to see you next time!
Hari: Took you a long time to show up, you two. What were you doing?
France: Suggestive.
Hari: Again, everything sounds suggestive to you Francis.
France: True dat.
England: Well, we were... What were we doing, Al?
America: ... Making... Pancakes?
Canada: -sigh- Ignore them, and please review.
Everyone else: Did you hear something?
Hari: -rolls eyes- Anyway, like Matthew said, please review!
*- The song they were singing/rapping/beat-boxing to was on the Eureka Seven soundtrack. Look up 'Eureka Seven OST- Timelines' on youtube and you'll find it.
I know I've posted this in my Take Me with You, but I'll say it here, too. I'm currently taking beta requests! x3 I've already gotten two, and I am soooo happy!
I love hearing from all of you, and it brightens my day when you actually like what I write. Thanks for all of the positive feedback. Seriously, thank you all so much!
All right, I know I'm pretty much rambling here, so I'll stop. xD
~Hari Sama