A/N: This is a parody crossover on Gilmore Girls, Lord of the Rings
trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, General Hospital, 7th Heaven, and
snippets of Harry Potter, That 70's Show, Moulin Rouge, Spongebob
SquarePants and more! Johnny Depp will make an appearance too. We might be
insulting some favorite characters, and we really apologize. We only do for
the humor! Please review! Flames are welcome; we need to know your
opinions! Enjoy!
Sara and Danielle, CoffeeofMordor713
Those new to some shows, we'll write what shows the characters are from the first time each character appears. We'll use abbreviations, just try and keep up!
Disclaimer: We don't own these shows, only this parody and ourselves. (Sara: Do we own ourselves? Danielle: I'm not sure, I'll have to check.)
Ch 1: The Haunted Star (part 1)
A nice banquet was being held at the Haunted Star (a casino ship on General Hospital--GH). It was in honor of Lorelai Gilmore's inn opening (Gilmore Girls--GG), Lila Quartermaine's death (GH, much loved, died), and the return of the Black Pearl to Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean- -PotC) .
Carly Corinthos (GH) went to get some scotch. She ran into a handsomely rugged sexy Jack Sparrow (PotC). "Hey."
"Aye." Jack said eyeing her up and down. "Got a mate?"
"Yeah I got a husband (Sonny Corinthos, GH). He has affairs though. He doesn't matter now you're here."
"Oooohh. So yer mate isn't loyal. Is he a pirate? We tend to do that sometimes." He informed her. She slapped him across the face and strutted off. "I don't think I deserved that."
Meanwhile, Emily Quartermaine (GH) went to the bar. Nikolas Cassadine (GH) and Lucky Spencer (GH) followed her.
"I love you."
"I love you more!"
"You are both drunk, I'm not speaking to either of you right now." Emily said firmly. "Scotch on the rocks, no ice."
Mary Bishop (GH) popped up "Right away. Oh Connor (Nikolas, GH), so glad to see you!"
"Shut up you incompetent bar slut!" Emily slapped her. Mary pulled her hair.
Meanwhile a crash echoed in the back room. "Oh god Luke (GG) I want you!" Lorelai (GG) cried out breathlessly, spanking his ass.
"I've waited so long..." Luke mumbled into her lightning-bug smelling hair. They kissed passionately, tugging at each other's clothes.
Suddenly, the ghost of Satine (Moulin Rouge--MR) flew in through the window and started bitch-slapping Heather Webber (GH) who was very determined to drug everyone on board except Mr. Q. (GH) Unfortunately, J.R. (All My Children--AMC) beat her to it.
"Honestly, you need to either shave your eyebrows or bleach them a lighter color. Then people will like you." Lois (GH) was telling Simon Camden (7th Heaven—7H) who desperately needed a makeover.
Zidler (MR) went up to the mike. "Spectacular Spectacular! The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Lucy Camden (7H) whined to Kevin (7H) "Kevin my baby's kicking too hard! Help me!"
Kevin looked at Sam McCall (GH) longingly.
"You like her! She's a murderer!" Lucy darkened her face like Gollum (LotR). "I hate you!" She ran and pouted in the punch bowl.
Jess (previously on GG) did the tango up to Maxie (GH). "Hey sexy!"
"Hey sexy!" My Band echoed throughout the hall.
"I love what you did with the place." Miss Patty (GG) seduced Luke Spencer (GH).
She seduced him again.
Sonny (GH) jumped up in the air. "Free pizza!"
He tore off his black suit, revealing white boxers with yellow smileys on them. He danced upon the tables.
TJ (GG)went to Faith Rosco (GH) "I'm lovin the tights. They feel so good."
"You're so right! They're fabulous! Where did you get them?"
"I got them at Wet Seal."
A shy Danny (GH) walked over to Rory (GG). "Hey, I got tickets to the Philadelphia football game, wanna come with me?" He asked.
"Sorry, I'd rather read a book."
"I think you're pretty." he said. She kept reading.
Suddenly a bright light shone through the room. Everyone turned around and worshiped nothing in particular except Jack Sparrow (PotC).
"There will be a day when the power of man shall fail. But it will not be this day, this day we fight!" King Aragorn (LotR) proclaimed.
"Ah bloody scalawag!" yelled Jack drunkenly. "Yo ho!"
The Flying Dutchman (Spongebob Squarepants—SS) flew in and shot Jack with his snot from his left nostril.
Courtney and Jax (both GH) came in behind Aragorn.
The Flying Dutchman shot Jack with his from his left nostril again.
Spongebob (SS) walked over to Legolas (LotR). "Can you sign my spatula?" After signing his spatula, Legolas randomly shot off a chandeliere that crashed on the floor with an arrow.
"Ahhh!" Jack yelled as it fell. The Flying Dutchman shot Jack with his from his left nostril again.
A cat jumped on Lucy's (7H) head and peed on her.
Jax started cooking all the food for Courtney and everyone else.
Gandalf (LotR) led everyone in the electric slide, wearing a white towel with rubber duckys on it.
Sonny (GH) started grinding Satine's (MR) ghost still wearing the boxers.
Christian came in and punched sonny. He whipped out his story. "Get off my girl. These papers prove she is mine!"
Everyone stopped doing what they were doing and started the Cha cha slide, except for the 2 Lukes (GH, GG) who were getting to know eachother better.
"So do girls really like your rugged lumberjack style?" Luke (GH) asked concerned.
"Uh, I guess." Grunted Luke (GG). Out of nowhere, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny (all Harry Potter—HP) came in through the window riding a hippogriff and started a four-some.
Sirius Black (HP) came in and started discussing with Jack Sparrow (PotC) about their experience being an outsider, though they were both loved like crazy.
Lucy started crying.
Sirius turned into the grim. Jack screamed and ran into the bathrooms.
Lorelai (GG) began discussing her new inn with Carly (GH), but it soon turned into a battle over who slept with more ppl.
The guys from the movie Dodge Ball came in & started throwing wrenches. One hit Lucy (7H) in the stomach and she started howling on the floor in a tantrum. Kevin (7H) was making out with Sam (GH) furiously.
"I had more kids!!!" Carly pointed out. Lorelai punched her. Things got messy. Luke (GG) and Sonny (GH) broke them up and started madly screwing their mate.
Gimli (LotR) waddled over to Sookie (GG). "Hey I have a limo outside if you want to have some fun!"
Sookie hurried to the kitchen to get away from him, but tripped. Suddenly, Monica and Alan (both GH) flew over to her on a jet plane to see if she needed a doctor.
Tracy (GH) went on stage and started yelling at everyone. "I hate you all!"
Edward (GH) came in "Tracy you're in pain."
"I want my mommy!!!!" she screamed she ran blindly around beating everyone up. Lots of bodies lay around the room. Monica and Alan came and took care of everyone.
"There are orcs and uruk-hai outside!" yelled Aragorn "Saruman (LotR) is coming!"
Sonny (GH) dropped his pants and so did Jax (GH). They set up a stack of bottles and competed who could knock all the bottles down first by peeing.
Carly and Lorelai continued to fight. "At least my kids have a family!" yelled Carly. "And a good father!"
Michael and Morgan (Carly's kids, GH) lay curled up in a corner rolling back and forth.
"My daughter is at least happy!" she turned to see Rory (GG) get carried away by an elephant. She didn't notice though, because she was reading a book.
Out on the deck, Lucy was dancing like wildly. She climbed on the side and slipped off r into the water.
Johnny Depp came in and made love to Sara, the writer.
Everyone who got an Emmy that year went on stage to except another. Instead Luke, Zander, and Ric (all Emmy winners, GH) threw chocolate cake at the audience. Ric fell off and was dumped into the lake with Lucy.
Kelso (That 70's Show—T7S) walked in and performed a one-man version of Moulin Rouge.
Johnny realized what a mistake he had made and went and made love to Danielle. (Sara: Yeah right!)
The orcs and uruk-hai came in the building. Nobody noticed because Aragorn was making love to Sara.
Pippin and Merry (both LotR) started playing bowling with the bottles Sonny and Jax were using. The 4 of them got into a fight.
"You don't even have a husband!" yelled Carly.
"And I suppose your happy with a wangster whom you married 3 different times who has like 3 other kids with other women!" Lorelai yelled
"He's no wangster, he's a gangster!"
Sonny came in wearing a hat with Pikachu (Pokemon...LOL) on it turned to the right.
"Wangster." Lorelai said.
Ric (GH) tried to make love to Lucy. "No I am married and pregnant and I will always be committed to Kevin." Lucy yelled.
"There's a wrench inside you and look over there" Ric pointed to Kevin and Sam (GH) naked falling into the water
"But I love Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she exclaimed.
Faith (GH) went over to Merry and Pippin (both LotR) and gave them identical black wigs.
Aragorn continued kissing Sara.
Luke (GG) went over to Lorelai and proposed to her.
"Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!" They made love.
They made love again.
Michael Corinthos (Carly and Sonny's kid, GH) formed a tribe with all the babies/kids in GH, GG, and 7H called CWAA (Children Who Are Awesome)
"Ok everyone link arms and start yelling 'we don't stop for no one!'" Michael instructed.
Davy (GG), Morgan (GH), Charles (Mary's son, 7H), Gigi (GG), Sam and David (twins on 7H), Kristina (GH), and Michael charged across the club causing everyone to trip.
Lucky went to Danielle and made out to her and Nikolas made love to Sara.
Emily was devastated. So was Mary Bishop (GH).
"Don't worry Emily! One day you will get Lucky back and I'll have Nikolas. Now we can be friends again!"
Emily shot Mary "What I don't have a gun!"
"At least I know where my kid is at all times and I'm always there for her!" Lorelai yelled.
"Then where is she?"
"She and Lucy are outside."
Outside—
"Nobody likes me as I'm older because I'm too boring." Rory (GG) said with no expression.
"I'm too whiny now I'm older." Lucy (7H) whined.
Inside—
Danielle made out with Nikolas and Sara with Lucky.
"Mary I love Emily." Nikolas said.
"Grace I love Emily." Said lucky.
"That's ok I have a huge wedding that everyone's coming to when I marry Johnny Depp." Said Danielle
"That's ok I'm getting married to Aragorn when only Mary and Juliana and Jay Leno are coming." Said Sara.
Ellen DeGeneres began dancing with Sonny (GH).
"At least my husband is successful and rich and good-looking!" Carly said.
"My husband is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy. At least when we're married we'll act like it!!" Lorelai yelled
"Ooooohhhh!!! BURN!!!!" shouted no one in particular.
"Everyone on earth is coming to my wedding." Sara told everyone.
Suddenly, Zidler and the Duke (both MR) performed Like a Virgin, which caused everyone to be really scared and they all ran away.
Lucy stayed behind.
"Kevin, I love you!" She hired Jax (GH) to write that in the sky with his jet because according to Faith (GH) he has a thing for annoying blondes.
They came back.
"My husband is the best in the world! And if you can't accept that or believe it, then I don't want you in this house!" Lorelai yelled.
Everyone stared at her.
"Sorry I thought this was Emily Gilmore (GG) I was speaking to."
"Ohhhhh!" Everyone gasped.
Carly screamed "Aiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!" she started wrestling Lorelai on the bar.
Sonny and Luke Danes (GG) sat watching while eating popcorn and drinking beer.
"Your wife is hott" Sonny told Luke.
"You're husband isn't even loyal! He's attracted to ME! But I love Luke!!!" Lorelai said.
Jax started passing out $10 million checks to everyone and then turned into a gigolo because he was broke.
"Duck!" Big Bert yelled.
Everyone squatted on the floor.
"Sorry." He said.
Kelso (T7S) performed a one-man version of Pirates of the Caribbean.
The Flying Dutchman (SS) shot Jack Sparrow with his snot from his left nostril again.
Sonny put on sparkling pink sunglasses "Hey baby do you wanna dance?" He raised his eyebrows to Lorelai.
"You seem like a nice guy, but I'm staying with Luke. I'm in love with him and I don't do affairs. They're not cool." Lorelai told him politely.
Luke smiled while a halo appeared upon his head.
Eugene (Hey Arnold—HA) came in. Jack threw a bottle at him. "I'm okay!" he yelled.
Kelso performed a one-man version of the LotR trilogy.
Skye walked over to Luke (GH). "Hi! I dug my way out of jail."
"You're alive!" Luke cried tears of joy.
They made out.
Kelso performed a one-man version of Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
A/N: Please review! Flames are welcome!!! Ch 2 will be up soon!
Those new to some shows, we'll write what shows the characters are from the first time each character appears. We'll use abbreviations, just try and keep up!
Disclaimer: We don't own these shows, only this parody and ourselves. (Sara: Do we own ourselves? Danielle: I'm not sure, I'll have to check.)
Ch 1: The Haunted Star (part 1)
A nice banquet was being held at the Haunted Star (a casino ship on General Hospital--GH). It was in honor of Lorelai Gilmore's inn opening (Gilmore Girls--GG), Lila Quartermaine's death (GH, much loved, died), and the return of the Black Pearl to Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean- -PotC) .
Carly Corinthos (GH) went to get some scotch. She ran into a handsomely rugged sexy Jack Sparrow (PotC). "Hey."
"Aye." Jack said eyeing her up and down. "Got a mate?"
"Yeah I got a husband (Sonny Corinthos, GH). He has affairs though. He doesn't matter now you're here."
"Oooohh. So yer mate isn't loyal. Is he a pirate? We tend to do that sometimes." He informed her. She slapped him across the face and strutted off. "I don't think I deserved that."
Meanwhile, Emily Quartermaine (GH) went to the bar. Nikolas Cassadine (GH) and Lucky Spencer (GH) followed her.
"I love you."
"I love you more!"
"You are both drunk, I'm not speaking to either of you right now." Emily said firmly. "Scotch on the rocks, no ice."
Mary Bishop (GH) popped up "Right away. Oh Connor (Nikolas, GH), so glad to see you!"
"Shut up you incompetent bar slut!" Emily slapped her. Mary pulled her hair.
Meanwhile a crash echoed in the back room. "Oh god Luke (GG) I want you!" Lorelai (GG) cried out breathlessly, spanking his ass.
"I've waited so long..." Luke mumbled into her lightning-bug smelling hair. They kissed passionately, tugging at each other's clothes.
Suddenly, the ghost of Satine (Moulin Rouge--MR) flew in through the window and started bitch-slapping Heather Webber (GH) who was very determined to drug everyone on board except Mr. Q. (GH) Unfortunately, J.R. (All My Children--AMC) beat her to it.
"Honestly, you need to either shave your eyebrows or bleach them a lighter color. Then people will like you." Lois (GH) was telling Simon Camden (7th Heaven—7H) who desperately needed a makeover.
Zidler (MR) went up to the mike. "Spectacular Spectacular! The hills are alive with the sound of music."
Lucy Camden (7H) whined to Kevin (7H) "Kevin my baby's kicking too hard! Help me!"
Kevin looked at Sam McCall (GH) longingly.
"You like her! She's a murderer!" Lucy darkened her face like Gollum (LotR). "I hate you!" She ran and pouted in the punch bowl.
Jess (previously on GG) did the tango up to Maxie (GH). "Hey sexy!"
"Hey sexy!" My Band echoed throughout the hall.
"I love what you did with the place." Miss Patty (GG) seduced Luke Spencer (GH).
She seduced him again.
Sonny (GH) jumped up in the air. "Free pizza!"
He tore off his black suit, revealing white boxers with yellow smileys on them. He danced upon the tables.
TJ (GG)went to Faith Rosco (GH) "I'm lovin the tights. They feel so good."
"You're so right! They're fabulous! Where did you get them?"
"I got them at Wet Seal."
A shy Danny (GH) walked over to Rory (GG). "Hey, I got tickets to the Philadelphia football game, wanna come with me?" He asked.
"Sorry, I'd rather read a book."
"I think you're pretty." he said. She kept reading.
Suddenly a bright light shone through the room. Everyone turned around and worshiped nothing in particular except Jack Sparrow (PotC).
"There will be a day when the power of man shall fail. But it will not be this day, this day we fight!" King Aragorn (LotR) proclaimed.
"Ah bloody scalawag!" yelled Jack drunkenly. "Yo ho!"
The Flying Dutchman (Spongebob Squarepants—SS) flew in and shot Jack with his snot from his left nostril.
Courtney and Jax (both GH) came in behind Aragorn.
The Flying Dutchman shot Jack with his from his left nostril again.
Spongebob (SS) walked over to Legolas (LotR). "Can you sign my spatula?" After signing his spatula, Legolas randomly shot off a chandeliere that crashed on the floor with an arrow.
"Ahhh!" Jack yelled as it fell. The Flying Dutchman shot Jack with his from his left nostril again.
A cat jumped on Lucy's (7H) head and peed on her.
Jax started cooking all the food for Courtney and everyone else.
Gandalf (LotR) led everyone in the electric slide, wearing a white towel with rubber duckys on it.
Sonny (GH) started grinding Satine's (MR) ghost still wearing the boxers.
Christian came in and punched sonny. He whipped out his story. "Get off my girl. These papers prove she is mine!"
Everyone stopped doing what they were doing and started the Cha cha slide, except for the 2 Lukes (GH, GG) who were getting to know eachother better.
"So do girls really like your rugged lumberjack style?" Luke (GH) asked concerned.
"Uh, I guess." Grunted Luke (GG). Out of nowhere, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny (all Harry Potter—HP) came in through the window riding a hippogriff and started a four-some.
Sirius Black (HP) came in and started discussing with Jack Sparrow (PotC) about their experience being an outsider, though they were both loved like crazy.
Lucy started crying.
Sirius turned into the grim. Jack screamed and ran into the bathrooms.
Lorelai (GG) began discussing her new inn with Carly (GH), but it soon turned into a battle over who slept with more ppl.
The guys from the movie Dodge Ball came in & started throwing wrenches. One hit Lucy (7H) in the stomach and she started howling on the floor in a tantrum. Kevin (7H) was making out with Sam (GH) furiously.
"I had more kids!!!" Carly pointed out. Lorelai punched her. Things got messy. Luke (GG) and Sonny (GH) broke them up and started madly screwing their mate.
Gimli (LotR) waddled over to Sookie (GG). "Hey I have a limo outside if you want to have some fun!"
Sookie hurried to the kitchen to get away from him, but tripped. Suddenly, Monica and Alan (both GH) flew over to her on a jet plane to see if she needed a doctor.
Tracy (GH) went on stage and started yelling at everyone. "I hate you all!"
Edward (GH) came in "Tracy you're in pain."
"I want my mommy!!!!" she screamed she ran blindly around beating everyone up. Lots of bodies lay around the room. Monica and Alan came and took care of everyone.
"There are orcs and uruk-hai outside!" yelled Aragorn "Saruman (LotR) is coming!"
Sonny (GH) dropped his pants and so did Jax (GH). They set up a stack of bottles and competed who could knock all the bottles down first by peeing.
Carly and Lorelai continued to fight. "At least my kids have a family!" yelled Carly. "And a good father!"
Michael and Morgan (Carly's kids, GH) lay curled up in a corner rolling back and forth.
"My daughter is at least happy!" she turned to see Rory (GG) get carried away by an elephant. She didn't notice though, because she was reading a book.
Out on the deck, Lucy was dancing like wildly. She climbed on the side and slipped off r into the water.
Johnny Depp came in and made love to Sara, the writer.
Everyone who got an Emmy that year went on stage to except another. Instead Luke, Zander, and Ric (all Emmy winners, GH) threw chocolate cake at the audience. Ric fell off and was dumped into the lake with Lucy.
Kelso (That 70's Show—T7S) walked in and performed a one-man version of Moulin Rouge.
Johnny realized what a mistake he had made and went and made love to Danielle. (Sara: Yeah right!)
The orcs and uruk-hai came in the building. Nobody noticed because Aragorn was making love to Sara.
Pippin and Merry (both LotR) started playing bowling with the bottles Sonny and Jax were using. The 4 of them got into a fight.
"You don't even have a husband!" yelled Carly.
"And I suppose your happy with a wangster whom you married 3 different times who has like 3 other kids with other women!" Lorelai yelled
"He's no wangster, he's a gangster!"
Sonny came in wearing a hat with Pikachu (Pokemon...LOL) on it turned to the right.
"Wangster." Lorelai said.
Ric (GH) tried to make love to Lucy. "No I am married and pregnant and I will always be committed to Kevin." Lucy yelled.
"There's a wrench inside you and look over there" Ric pointed to Kevin and Sam (GH) naked falling into the water
"But I love Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she exclaimed.
Faith (GH) went over to Merry and Pippin (both LotR) and gave them identical black wigs.
Aragorn continued kissing Sara.
Luke (GG) went over to Lorelai and proposed to her.
"Oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!" They made love.
They made love again.
Michael Corinthos (Carly and Sonny's kid, GH) formed a tribe with all the babies/kids in GH, GG, and 7H called CWAA (Children Who Are Awesome)
"Ok everyone link arms and start yelling 'we don't stop for no one!'" Michael instructed.
Davy (GG), Morgan (GH), Charles (Mary's son, 7H), Gigi (GG), Sam and David (twins on 7H), Kristina (GH), and Michael charged across the club causing everyone to trip.
Lucky went to Danielle and made out to her and Nikolas made love to Sara.
Emily was devastated. So was Mary Bishop (GH).
"Don't worry Emily! One day you will get Lucky back and I'll have Nikolas. Now we can be friends again!"
Emily shot Mary "What I don't have a gun!"
"At least I know where my kid is at all times and I'm always there for her!" Lorelai yelled.
"Then where is she?"
"She and Lucy are outside."
Outside—
"Nobody likes me as I'm older because I'm too boring." Rory (GG) said with no expression.
"I'm too whiny now I'm older." Lucy (7H) whined.
Inside—
Danielle made out with Nikolas and Sara with Lucky.
"Mary I love Emily." Nikolas said.
"Grace I love Emily." Said lucky.
"That's ok I have a huge wedding that everyone's coming to when I marry Johnny Depp." Said Danielle
"That's ok I'm getting married to Aragorn when only Mary and Juliana and Jay Leno are coming." Said Sara.
Ellen DeGeneres began dancing with Sonny (GH).
"At least my husband is successful and rich and good-looking!" Carly said.
"My husband is soooooooooooooooooooo sexy. At least when we're married we'll act like it!!" Lorelai yelled
"Ooooohhhh!!! BURN!!!!" shouted no one in particular.
"Everyone on earth is coming to my wedding." Sara told everyone.
Suddenly, Zidler and the Duke (both MR) performed Like a Virgin, which caused everyone to be really scared and they all ran away.
Lucy stayed behind.
"Kevin, I love you!" She hired Jax (GH) to write that in the sky with his jet because according to Faith (GH) he has a thing for annoying blondes.
They came back.
"My husband is the best in the world! And if you can't accept that or believe it, then I don't want you in this house!" Lorelai yelled.
Everyone stared at her.
"Sorry I thought this was Emily Gilmore (GG) I was speaking to."
"Ohhhhh!" Everyone gasped.
Carly screamed "Aiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!" she started wrestling Lorelai on the bar.
Sonny and Luke Danes (GG) sat watching while eating popcorn and drinking beer.
"Your wife is hott" Sonny told Luke.
"You're husband isn't even loyal! He's attracted to ME! But I love Luke!!!" Lorelai said.
Jax started passing out $10 million checks to everyone and then turned into a gigolo because he was broke.
"Duck!" Big Bert yelled.
Everyone squatted on the floor.
"Sorry." He said.
Kelso (T7S) performed a one-man version of Pirates of the Caribbean.
The Flying Dutchman (SS) shot Jack Sparrow with his snot from his left nostril again.
Sonny put on sparkling pink sunglasses "Hey baby do you wanna dance?" He raised his eyebrows to Lorelai.
"You seem like a nice guy, but I'm staying with Luke. I'm in love with him and I don't do affairs. They're not cool." Lorelai told him politely.
Luke smiled while a halo appeared upon his head.
Eugene (Hey Arnold—HA) came in. Jack threw a bottle at him. "I'm okay!" he yelled.
Kelso performed a one-man version of the LotR trilogy.
Skye walked over to Luke (GH). "Hi! I dug my way out of jail."
"You're alive!" Luke cried tears of joy.
They made out.
Kelso performed a one-man version of Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
A/N: Please review! Flames are welcome!!! Ch 2 will be up soon!