A/N: Ok, I know that I have only written Harry Potter related fics before, but I love Calvin and Hobbes. So I hope you excuse my break from tradition. I know my title isn't that original (LOTR), but I couldn't come up with anything better! (Plus it's actually a line somewhere in the story!) I also know that everyone who's reading this may not be that familiar with Calvin and Hobbes. So I do hope you enjoy today's featured presentation, even though you may not get it right away.
For Those of You This May Concern: Ok, enough formalities (they give me the creeps!!) This is for the people who don't know anything about Calvin and Hobbes and what you will need to know to understand the story a little better. Calvin is a 6 year old boy who has a very active imagination. Hobbes is his stuffed tiger that 'only Calvin can hear'. Kinda like an invisible friend only it's a stuffed animal. Calvin likes to pretend he's various people (ei: Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man (much like superman), and Tracer Bullet, the detective.) He also is the Dictator-For-Life in his club that he has with Hobbes (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS or G.R.O.S.S.) Calvin invented Calvinball ... the only rule is you can't play the same way twice and you can make it up as you play. There's also his baby-sitter, Rosalyn, who absolutely cannot stand Calvin and thinks that he is such a little brat. (Who can blame her?) If you have any more questions, please but them in a review or email them to me. I think this is good enough for now ... holy crap ... I didn't realize I wrote that much!! I better let you get on to the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything about Calvin and Hobbes. It all belongs to the wonderful Bill Watterson. I only own the plot ... and most of his comic books in the collection ::blushes:: ... (Well I TOLD you I love Calvin and Hobbes)
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So I present to all of you who are willing to read my first C+H fanfic ... I present to you ...
~*Lord of the Clones*~
Chapter 1- 'Operation: Attack of the Calvins'
Calvin started pull the front door open when he heard his mom call from the kitchen. "CAAAAALVIIIIIINN!!! DON'T GET YOURSELF DIRTY TODAY!!! YOU NEED TO STAY CLEAN FOR ROSALYN!!!"
Calvin's mind raced, *Rosalyn?*, he thought, *Darn, that means we're going to be baby-sat!!* "Hobbes!! Rosalyn's coming tonight!!"
"No, really?" Hobbes' voice was dripping with sarcasm.
"Shut up, flea bag." Calvin shot back. Hobbes rolled his eyes as Calvin went outside.
"What we need, is a plan," Calvin's eyes suddenly got a strange glint in them.
"No!!! The last time you said that, we ended up with the 'Noodle Incident'!!! [A/N: The Noodle Incident!! I would love to know what that actually is!] Hobbes said in an exasperated tone as he followed Calvin, who wasn't going anywhere in particular.
"Har har. It's not like I WANTED that to happen!" Calvin started to pace back and forth.
"I bet all of my secret identities could help me!!" he mumbled.
"Hey!!! I just got an idea!!" he exclaimed.
"Oh no!", Hobbes said in a warningly voice, "I'm going up to your room, so you can just leave me out of your plans." With that, Hobbes turned around and headed towards the house.
Calvin ran to catch up with him. "Well that's just too bad, cuz that's where I'm going!"
Calvin and Hobbes walked back to the house, up the stairs, and into Calvin's room. Hobbes jumped onto the bed and pulled out a stack of Calvin's comic books. Luckily for Hobbes, Calvin didn't see this. He was currently digging through his closet, obviously looking for something. Minutes later, Calvin pulled out a big cardboard box. [A/N: Aka-Transmogrifier/Duplicator/Time Machine]
"Make yourself useful and hand me that pen maker, will you?"
"If you're going to talk to me like that, it only means that much longer that I'm going to try to help you out of whatever mess you're about to get yourself into."
"Who says I'm going to mess up?!?!"
"Well given how well all of your recent plans have turned out..." Hobbes trailed off as he reluctantly passed Calvin the marker.
"Well, this plan is fool proof," Calvin said as he started to write a list on the side of the box that continued in a circle:
Spaceman Spiff Calvin
Stupendous Man Calvin
Tracer Bullet Calvin
Dictator-For-Life Calvin
Calvinball World Champion Calvin
He put the marker down and picked up a thin piece of cardboard, cut out an arrow and pined it on. "There, done!"
"I'm scared to ask," came a voice that carried across the room from an orange and black someone who had once again buried his nose into another comic book.
"For your information," Calvin said in a snarky tone, "I just modified my Duplicator."
"Again? But the two times you've used that thing, it was a total disaster!"
"Not this time. I'll just duplicate myself into each of my other identities and we'll come up with a plan together, there's no stopping all 10 of us!"
"There's 6 of you."
"Who cares, the point is that no one will be able to stop us!"
"I still don't think this is going to work..."
Calvin choose to ignore this comment. "It's time to start 'Operation: Attack of the Calvins'!"
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A/N: Ok, I know, it's really weird, but I swear it'll get better!!! But all ya gotta do is hit that little purple button on the left hand corner on the bottom of your screen!! That's all I ask!! It's not that hard. R/R!! Oh, and I don't mind flames either, if I collect enough, I can use them to burn down my school!! *evil grin*
For Those of You This May Concern: Ok, enough formalities (they give me the creeps!!) This is for the people who don't know anything about Calvin and Hobbes and what you will need to know to understand the story a little better. Calvin is a 6 year old boy who has a very active imagination. Hobbes is his stuffed tiger that 'only Calvin can hear'. Kinda like an invisible friend only it's a stuffed animal. Calvin likes to pretend he's various people (ei: Spaceman Spiff, Stupendous Man (much like superman), and Tracer Bullet, the detective.) He also is the Dictator-For-Life in his club that he has with Hobbes (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS or G.R.O.S.S.) Calvin invented Calvinball ... the only rule is you can't play the same way twice and you can make it up as you play. There's also his baby-sitter, Rosalyn, who absolutely cannot stand Calvin and thinks that he is such a little brat. (Who can blame her?) If you have any more questions, please but them in a review or email them to me. I think this is good enough for now ... holy crap ... I didn't realize I wrote that much!! I better let you get on to the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything about Calvin and Hobbes. It all belongs to the wonderful Bill Watterson. I only own the plot ... and most of his comic books in the collection ::blushes:: ... (Well I TOLD you I love Calvin and Hobbes)
****************************************
So I present to all of you who are willing to read my first C+H fanfic ... I present to you ...
~*Lord of the Clones*~
Chapter 1- 'Operation: Attack of the Calvins'
Calvin started pull the front door open when he heard his mom call from the kitchen. "CAAAAALVIIIIIINN!!! DON'T GET YOURSELF DIRTY TODAY!!! YOU NEED TO STAY CLEAN FOR ROSALYN!!!"
Calvin's mind raced, *Rosalyn?*, he thought, *Darn, that means we're going to be baby-sat!!* "Hobbes!! Rosalyn's coming tonight!!"
"No, really?" Hobbes' voice was dripping with sarcasm.
"Shut up, flea bag." Calvin shot back. Hobbes rolled his eyes as Calvin went outside.
"What we need, is a plan," Calvin's eyes suddenly got a strange glint in them.
"No!!! The last time you said that, we ended up with the 'Noodle Incident'!!! [A/N: The Noodle Incident!! I would love to know what that actually is!] Hobbes said in an exasperated tone as he followed Calvin, who wasn't going anywhere in particular.
"Har har. It's not like I WANTED that to happen!" Calvin started to pace back and forth.
"I bet all of my secret identities could help me!!" he mumbled.
"Hey!!! I just got an idea!!" he exclaimed.
"Oh no!", Hobbes said in a warningly voice, "I'm going up to your room, so you can just leave me out of your plans." With that, Hobbes turned around and headed towards the house.
Calvin ran to catch up with him. "Well that's just too bad, cuz that's where I'm going!"
Calvin and Hobbes walked back to the house, up the stairs, and into Calvin's room. Hobbes jumped onto the bed and pulled out a stack of Calvin's comic books. Luckily for Hobbes, Calvin didn't see this. He was currently digging through his closet, obviously looking for something. Minutes later, Calvin pulled out a big cardboard box. [A/N: Aka-Transmogrifier/Duplicator/Time Machine]
"Make yourself useful and hand me that pen maker, will you?"
"If you're going to talk to me like that, it only means that much longer that I'm going to try to help you out of whatever mess you're about to get yourself into."
"Who says I'm going to mess up?!?!"
"Well given how well all of your recent plans have turned out..." Hobbes trailed off as he reluctantly passed Calvin the marker.
"Well, this plan is fool proof," Calvin said as he started to write a list on the side of the box that continued in a circle:
Spaceman Spiff Calvin
Stupendous Man Calvin
Tracer Bullet Calvin
Dictator-For-Life Calvin
Calvinball World Champion Calvin
He put the marker down and picked up a thin piece of cardboard, cut out an arrow and pined it on. "There, done!"
"I'm scared to ask," came a voice that carried across the room from an orange and black someone who had once again buried his nose into another comic book.
"For your information," Calvin said in a snarky tone, "I just modified my Duplicator."
"Again? But the two times you've used that thing, it was a total disaster!"
"Not this time. I'll just duplicate myself into each of my other identities and we'll come up with a plan together, there's no stopping all 10 of us!"
"There's 6 of you."
"Who cares, the point is that no one will be able to stop us!"
"I still don't think this is going to work..."
Calvin choose to ignore this comment. "It's time to start 'Operation: Attack of the Calvins'!"
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A/N: Ok, I know, it's really weird, but I swear it'll get better!!! But all ya gotta do is hit that little purple button on the left hand corner on the bottom of your screen!! That's all I ask!! It's not that hard. R/R!! Oh, and I don't mind flames either, if I collect enough, I can use them to burn down my school!! *evil grin*