HELLO AGAIN
Summary: Molly Holly makes her WWE return.
Characters: Molly Holly, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim, Natalya and others.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by WWE and Vince McMahon. I own nothing. I make no profit from it. Please don't sue me.
A/N: I wrote this story in August/September 2009 and reflects the state of the rosters at that time. Commentary by Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler is in script form.
RAW - December 28, 2009 - Hartford, CT (last Raw of 2009)
Jillian Hall walked to the ring, feeling good about the recent holidays. She climbed into the ring and took the microphone from Justin Roberts. She told the crowd, "I'd like to thank each and every one of my fans for buying my album, 'A Jingle With Jillian Volume 2'. I hope everybody had a good holiday season. Since this is the last Raw of the decade, I thought it only fitting that we should have a song."
The crowd booed, knowing what was coming next. Jillian cleared her throat and began singing 'Auld Lang Syne' in her own unique signature style. She continued singing until she was interrupted by someone's music coming over the PA.
Michael Cole: Finally, somebody shut her up.
Jerry Lawler: You know, that music sounds very familiar.
Michael Cole: Wait a minute, that's Molly Holly! She left WWE almost five years ago. I can't believe she's back!
The crowd went wild as she made her way down to the ring. Molly was wearing black pants with a aqua blue tank top, her hair was now brown with blond streaks and she wore very little makeup. She looked deadly serious as she headed down the aisle, into the ring and went after Jillian. Molly beat on her for about a minute, not allowing any offense from Jillian, until she finished off WWE's resident chanteuse by locking her in a Dragon Sleeper. Jillian tapped out and Molly finished the job by giving her a reverse DDT into the mat. Justin Roberts announced Molly as the winner of the match and she headed back up the aisle and up the ramp, stopping briefly on the stage to acknowledge the crowd before leaving.
Backstage, Molly was heading for the Divas dressing room when she accidentally bumped into the reigning WWE Divas Champion, Beth Phoenix. She tried to apologize, but Beth would have none of it.
"Do you know who I am?" she shouted angrily. "I'm the WWE Divas Champion, Beth Phoenix, 'the Glamazon', and I'm the single most talented diva IN ... THIS ... COMPANY!" Beth drove home the last point by poking Molly in the chest with her index and middle fingers as she said the last three words, but on the last poke, Molly grabbed Beth's fingers and bent them backwards.
As Beth howled in pain, Molly sarcastically told her, "Nice to meet you, Beth. Since we're playing 'Getting To Know You', I'm Molly Holly. I'm a two-time Women's Champion AND a former Hardcore Champion. Now you can call me 'girl', 'woman', 'ma'am' or even 'bitch', but don't EVER call me a 'diva'. You got it?" She increased the pressure on Beth's fingers until 'the Glamazon' acknowledged with a weak "yes".
With that, Molly said, "Good", and left.
As she held her sore fingers in her hand, Beth glared at Molly's back and muttered under her breath, "You'll get yours."