++My dear Yousei-san! I did something stupid again!++

Advice Ein

=Candy with a punch=

"I've got issues," explained Lucy twirling her hair. Beside her, her best friends ever, forever, forever, forever. EVER (Emphasis on those words) sat. They all slumped down and groaned waving their hands for her to continue. Lucy humphed at their reaction. "I believe I may be in love."

"AGAIN?" complained her best friends ever.

Profiles #1:

Name: Levy Mcgarden

Age: 16

Hobbies: Loves reading and enjoying Nature.

Occupation: Lucy Heartfilia's BEST BEST FRIEND EVER.

Profiles #2:

Name: Juvia Lockser

Age: 16

Hobbies: Swimming in the clear ocean water.

Occupation: Lucy Heartfilia's BEST BEST FRIEND EVER.

"Who is it this time Lu-chan," said Levy sitting up trying her best to put on her 'I'm interested' face though failing epically. Lucy smirked at her.

"Thank you Levy for trying to put some excitement in your words. Anyways." Lucy then turned off her "I'm Queen so you need to listen to me mode" and put on her "Shy girl mode a.k.a the mode closest to her true personality. "E-eto...I m-may be in l-love w-w-with Natsu D-dragneel..." she breathed covering her rising temperature face with her hands.

"To be frank, Juvia is shocked that you would fall in love with him."

"To be frank, I'm surprised that he would be your next crush," stated Levy with a dull expression.

"Shhhh!" hushed Lucy. "K-keep it down..H-he might hear."

"So, what do you want to do with this crush? Keep it in and move on? Try to approach him? Juvia believes that you should stalk him," said Juvia freely. Lucy's already red face turned the shade of blood. She felt her head throbbing. Blood rush...

"Ehhh? Come on Juvia, Natsu doesn't like those types of girls. He's too nice for his own good so he'll just friend zone you without knowing he what he just did," chuckled Levy. Lucy wacked her over the head making Levy tremble in pain. "What was that for!"

"D-don't insult him," said Lucy dreamily.

"Crazy fangirl."

"Sulking Idiot."

"Waaa, you two are so mean!" cried Lucy wiping away fake tears. Juvia and Levy took at look at each other and smirked at her.

"I. Don't. Care."

"Neither does Juvia, bye Lucy."

And with that, they got up and left her sitting at the table. Their figures quickly disappeared into the long hallways. Lucy sat at the lunch table pondering her thoughts. After seconds of pause, Lucy ran out of the room to nurse her wounded heart that was already wounded a million times before this encounter. Oh, how her heart is crying right now.

"They..they are so mean!" She cried while holding herself up against the wall. The wall did its best to support her weight. Lucy held on to the window edge where she saw a couple talking happily to each other, free of any worries. Three more knives in the heart. "I try to get some advice and they run away." But Lucy was very wrong. After all, they tried to help her with over 10 crushes before and they all failed horribly. Juvia and Levy just gave up after that. According to them, Lucy was suffering from a severe case of 'desperate need of love sickness. "The music room?" wondered Lucy as she pushed through the door. "EHHH!"she shrieked.

A blonde haired girl skipped cheerfully across the room with a blush on her cheeks. Not the alcoholic drunk type of blush. It was the sugar rush blush. A huge bag of candy sat innocently in the corner though it wasn't so innocent. The little blonde haired girl grinned at her and stuck out her tongue running away while humming o herself. Lucy caught the girl by her hair making the girl yelp.

"Hey, that was mean." The blond girl paused with shock.

"STRANGER CAN SEE ME!"

"Eh?"

After some pause, Lucy finally learned that the girl was probably a being of her imagination. Like, what type of girl has angel wings on her head. The dress that she wore was also weird. It looked like those robes from the churches hundreds of years ago. "Can I call you Yousei-san?"

"Aye! Feeeeeeel free! I looooove fairies!"

"Yousei-san, can you help me?"

"Hmm...I dunno..."

"Then can you please hear me out? You may not understand but I would really appreciate your time, if only to just hear me out!" Yousei-san paused thinking. She smiled.

"Sure!"

"Thanks a lot Yousei-san. You see, I have a crush on this incredibly hot guy in our school. His name is Natsu Dragneel. I really need to find a way to make him love me because really, I don't think he has any interest in me at all. But I don't want to do something stupid either! Ahhh, what should I do Yousei-san?" sobbed Lucy comically.

The blonde girl patted her on the head.

"Cheer up and have a candy, Candy will make you happy," she said smiling sweetly. She grabbed another candy and slipped it in her own mouth. "SWEET!" She yelled cupping her cheeks together, dancing around the table.

"Thanks," said Lucy popping the candy in her mouth. "It's so sweet!"

"Yep, and that's how love is too right? Take another Candy and give it to the person that you have a crush on. If you do that, he'll take an interest to you! Don't worry about how, it'll happen so naturally that you won't even realize it. Just wander the hallways after school okay?"

"Eh? Are you sure it'll work?"

"If it's true love, the candy will definitely reach him!" Lucy smiled. True love. She loved the sound of that. Days of her and Natsu happily prancing in the woods.

"Thank you so much Yousei-san! You are so much nicer than my friends!"

"No prob! Come again!"

And the fairy disappeared.

(✖╭╮✖)

"Lu-chan~ Earth to Lu-chan!"

"Hm?" Lucy snapped out of her daze seeing Levy waving her hands in her face. Levy stood back with a look of triumph. Juvia stood beside her.

"You finally snapped out of your daze Lu-chan! What are you doing here? Class is going to start soon and I heard that we'll have a transfer student today! And what the hell were you doing in the unused music room? You know...some people say that it's haunted!" grinned Levy making a ghost face. Juvia looked around beside her.

"Levy, Juvia does not think that would be possible for a ghost to be here..."

A small light bulb popped on top of Lucy's head. She glowed laughing haughtily. "Oh, but you never know you two. For all I know, a ghost could be watching us right now!" But I do wonder...where is Yousei-san? I was standing here wondering how she just disappeared.

"Lu-chan? Is something wrong with your head? Well, we better get to class, unless you want your teachers thinking that you got kidnapped or something stupid like that. Those teachers fret too much these days," chortled Levy. Juvia shook her head disapprovingly at Levy's rude behavior.

"Levy, you should be that mean to our teachers. Juvia thinks that they just worry for us and they want us to be safe. Juvia would rather have that than those teachers who murder students and throw them into puddles of mud." Levy waved her hand.

"Impossible. We don't have teachers like that in Fairy High."

"Shouldn't we be getting to class?" asked Lucy putting on her 'Queen mode'. "Any longer and I think those teachers will have phantom cardiac arrest," she laughed. Levy pounded her back.

"That's the spirit Lu-chan! Join us Juvia!"

"You two," muttered Juvia but then she smiled. "Juvia will never get sick of you no matter how many profanities you guys say."

"Race you! I'll get there first," shouted Lucy getting a head start. Levy glared at her with demon eyes. Juvia starting sprinting.

"Oh no you don't!" Levy screamed. Lucy and Juvia sped up gulping in fear. Levy wasn't the fastest runner in the girls section for nothing. And nothing angered her more than having people cheat when it came to races.

They dodged many random people and quickly took out their books avoiding more flying people (Exaggeration big time) at last arriving at their classroom. Levy smiled creepily. "I'm first you two. And you need to pay for having a head start Luuuuu-chan!"

"Che...Damn you," groaned Lucy opening the door.

"We are sorry we are late Mr. Clive. We were held up by a jammed locker. It was a horrible situation," said Juvia calmly. The teacher laughed at them.

"No, no! It's okay! The transfer student isn't even here yet," he said cheerfully. As the three girls made their way to their seats, Juvia whispered,

"You should be glad that he has a soft spot for girls. If we got any other teacher, we would have been yelled at until we dropped dead." Levy and Lucy mouthed the words, 'thanks' before taking their seats and arranging their things.

"We had a transfer student?" asked Lucy. Levy shrugged.

"I only heard about it recently."

looked at the door and nodded. "Okay students! Welcome your new classmate!"

A raven haired boy entered the room. His hair was spiky but not as spiky as thorns. A soft spike that added touch. He had emerald green eyes that stood out from the rest of his face. He wore the common high school uniform and carried his things into the classroom. Internally, Lucy wondered if their class would be getting another one of those emo kids.

Beside Lucy, Levy was slowly turning pale.

To her surprise, he gave a cheerful smile seemed to light up his eyes. "Hello everyone! My name is Kiyoshi Kuriyama. I did transfer here kind of late..after all, it's already April but I hope that we'll get along together well!" Anyone could hear the shuffling of feet as the girls sat up straight and combed their hair with their hands. To be blunt, this guy already had a fan club and all he did was smile.

But he'll never be as awesome as Natsu-san squealed Lucy going into her own little fantasy. "Okay, Kiyoshi, take a seat between Lucy and Levy over there please," said . Kiyoshi nodded and walked normally to his seat. Eyes of swooning fan girls followed him.

Profile #3:

Name: Kiyoshi Kuriyama

Age: 16

Hobbies: Volleyball

Occupation: The newest popular person in Fairy high

"Everyone! I think I have good news for you and bad news for me. There's a sudden emergency meeting that I have to attend so you guys will be without a teacher for about 15 minutes. Behave! I don't want Class 2-C to be yelled at by another teacher!" called running out of the classroom. Have fun Mr...Lucy thought while sighing. This happened often and everyone knew that it was probably not a meeting but another love situation the teacher had with his wife.

"Hello~~" The voice jerked her back out of her thoughts. It was Kiyoshi waving care freely at her. "Nice to meet you, your name's Lucy?"

"Yep, it's nice to meet you too Kiyoshi," said Lucy politely. He grinned.

"Does that happen a lot?" he asked pointing to the sighing class.

Lucy nodded. " has a lot of issues with his wife and is often called away by her. He comes back with a lot of bruises." She chuckled thinking of all the times he had a broken leg. Kiyoshi thought silently then smiled again.

"I see." He smiles a lot, thought Lucy. In fact, I don't know anyone else that smiles more than him. Girls will become rabid dogs if he continues that...

"So, Kiyoshi, do you do anything for fun?" asked a boy getting out of his seat.

"Ah, I do Volleyball!"

"Cool! You look familiar...Wait. Are you the black raven? The one who changed an average volleyball team to pro level?"

"Hmm...I wouldn't call it pro but..."

Lucy looked away. He would fit along just fine. Juvia motioned for her and Levy to come over. "Juvia never thought that the new student would be so hot. Natsu's going to have competition," she whispered. Lucy wondered something's.

"I wonder what would happen if Kiyoshi and Natsu were to meet?"

Levy chuckled nervously. "That would be the sight to see."

Juvia nodded. "Certainly the sight to see."

(✖╭╮✖)

Lucy wandered the halls looking around. The day had been going just fine for her somewhat. Levy had been refusing to talk but Lucy had turned it off as homework pressure or something. Maybe I should have asked.. she thought but now was the time to find out something. Was that situation that Yousei-san said going to work? "Hm...I wonder if what Yousei-san said will come truuuueaaaahhh!" she shrieked as she landed face first on the floor. "Oww..." she murmured.

"Are you okay?" came a clear voice. A hand was placed on her shoulder.

Profile #4:

Name: Lucy Heartfilia

Age: 16

Hobbies: Reading, looking at stars.

Occupation: An in love person.

Updated fact: If you put a hand on her shoulder, she will react punch you in the gut due to instincts.

"Ahhhh!" she yelled giving the person who touched her shoulder a nice good punch. The person groaned falling down to the floor clutching his face.

"Damn...that was a good punch," the person muttered. Lucy blushed when she saw who she had just punched.

Profile #5:

Name: Natsu Dragneel

Age: 16

Hobbies: Soccer

Occupation: Lucy Heartfilia and a million other girl's crush

No..No...NOOOOOO! But the pink hair gave it away. OMG OMG, I JUST PUNCHED NATSU DRAGNEEL IN THE FREAKING FACE!...AHHHHHHHH!

"I-...ah..um...eto...eh, eh, eh,AHHHHHHH" yelled Lucy stuttering with her words. "Eh, eh, um um um, ahhh, I. um...I'M SORRY!" she shrieked running down the halls hiding her face as best as she could. Her face burned ferociously.

Natsu picked himself up sighing he stretched. "That girl has a good punch...She'll be a really good member for our club if she was a boy...It doesn't look like she broke anything. I only have this small bruise. I could say I'm pretty lucky I dodged most of it...Hm?" He bent down and looked at the small object that Lucy had just dropped. "What's this, candy? Ah well, she dropped it." He popped it in his mouth.

He grinned. "Sweet."

New story, new story~~~~ I like this one! Anyone realize how similar this is? I don't know but I got this idea from Kore wa Zombie desu ka? Of the dead. Please review!