The Lusty Argonian Maid - Banned Chronicles Vol. 2
Lifts-her-tail: I am feeling quite uncomfortable in here, good sir.
Crantius Colto: Are you overwhelmed by the naked steel, my sweet?
Lifts-her-tail: Your armory is really big, sir.
Crantius Colto: Well, you will have to learn what weapons need cleaning, my fine maid.
Lifts-her-tail: But sir, I will need to use both hands on this one.
Crantius Colto: That is why I chose you for this task, my dumpling. The mistress' hand has weakened through the years.
Lifts-her-tail: Sir, there are so many polearms out here. I'm afraid I won't have time to service them all.
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.