Dialect of Dean
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: skeptical
Warnings: Excessive wordiness
Summary: Dean has swallowed a magical dictionary and is driving Sam insane.
"I can't believe you, Dean. I'm sure you do these things on purpose to drive me nuts."
Dean opens his mouth and before Sam can clap a hand over it, words drip out, making splashing sounds as they hit the floor. It's messy.
"Bowdlerising is a sin, Sammy."
"Maybe, Dean, but I doubt you actually know the meaning of half of what's coming out of your mouth."
"I skepticize therefore I extemporise."
Dean's panicking now. More black print spills off his tongue. He catches a couple of heavy words in his palm, stares at them.
Unexpurgated onomatopoeia.
Fucking edible dictionaries.