I may love Amu, but this is too good to pass up!

"20 Ways To Tick Off Amu"

1. Dye her hair a dark blue, slip on cat ears and a tail, take a picture, and send it to Ikuto.

2. "Borrow" her charas for a month.

3. Make her go to school in a girly dress.

4. Give her a cat, but forget to mention it is friends with Ikuto.

5. Tell Ikuto that Amu wants a portfolio of his sexiest pictures for her birthday. Watch as she turns into a tomato as she opens it.

6. Write a fake letter to Ikuto saying that Amu wants to have him as a pet; don't forget to sign her name!

7. Write a letter to Utau, saying that Amu plans to steal Ikuto away for some "heavy petting;" don't forget to sign it "sincerely Amu."

8. Teach her charas to sing "The Song That Never Ends"

9. When she goes to the pool, push her in and say, "What? Strawberries need water to grow."

10. Tell Ami her sister loves it when people do the bunny hop, but teach her a new version: this one involving jumping on Amu's back.

11. Have Ran listen to "Witch Doctor" and watch as she sings it all day shaking her pompoms, annoying the hell out of Amu.

12. Mess around with her notebooks and draw pictures of her and Ikuto on them, along with little hearts, poems, etc. as well.

13. Tell Ikuto to serenade Amu, but pick out a song for him. My suggestion: "Baby Got Back"

14. Take her to the beach and give her a bikini, then inconspicuously place a sign on her back that says "Clap if you think I look sexy"

15. Sign her up for the talent show, and tell Ran she plans on doing a gymnast routine.

16. Tell her dad she's seeing an older boy, and watch as he makes accusations, which drives Amu nuts.

17. Lace her clothes with catnip. Be sure our favorite cat boy is close by.

18. Get her drunk, tell her to sing "I'm Too Sexy," in public.

19. Grab a camera, record, and post it on YouTube.

20. Show her this list and run for your life!

Dragonlover71491: Another one for the series, I feel so proud of myself!

Amu: I'm going to kill you!

Dragonlover71491: How are you…wait…Amu, put down the anvil! YIKES!! Read and review! No not the mallet!