Discovery
Author's Note: I was surprised that nobody really noticed how Booth didn't react in his usual way when sex came into a conversation. Just my little idea.
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Booth and Bones would be having sexytiems 24/7 otherwise.
Spoilers: Slight Science in the Physicist - my take on one of the scenes.
NOTE:
Agoraphilia - a paraphelia towards public sex.
Agalmatophilia - paraphelia towards statue-ism. It's not exactly what I meant but Booth's "frozen" response prompted this.
"So you're not a prude?" Dr. Temperance Brennan asked her partner; Agent Seeley Booth.
"Tuh!..Moi?" he said as he started to stand up. "I'm a very fun…and a very sexy guy." He did a mock dance, and then leaned back against the wall.
"Well then, being that you haven't made any objection about Milton and Jennifer's activity occurring in a semi-public place, I take it you don't have a problem with agoraphilia." she said just before groping his backside.
Booth's eyes bugged out. Had she just done what he thought she had?
"Bones, what the hell...now is not really the time for-" he choked out before she took advantage of his surprised state. Still stuck in a stupor, he was easily pinned against the wall by Brennan.
She went straight for his mouth. He didn't realize he had opened his own in response to her until he felt her tongue graze the roof of his mouth. Oh. My. God. Bones, HIS Bones, was all over him. It was unreal. She pushed herself up against his body once more before she promptly grabbed his crotch, and quickly slid back to her sitting position on the floor.
Booth was stunned. What the…did that just happen? You don't just go kiss a guy, grope his package and end it there. Even more so, you don't do these things to your partner. And of course he was hard as a rock to top it all. So much for avoiding that line. His body was completely frozen into an expression of disbelief.
"Wow Booth, I would have never guessed you were into agalmatophilia too."
Damn squint.