{Authors Note: This was originally a story about some musicians (Germany, Italy and America were Green Day, England was Pete Wentz and Japan was Boy George), but I changed some things to make it into a Hetalia story so I could post it here. It's a pretty weird story. My sister had me write it.}
It was a boring thursday afternoon in the fall of '96. Germany was getting high and drawing mustaches on pictures of France, while Star Trek: Deep Space Nine played in the background. Then a cow fellthrough his roof. Italy was riding on top of it. He said "I like cupcakes. Do you like cupcakes?" and Germany said "No, not really," and Italy started to cry and Germany just watched DS9. His favourite character was Sisko. He didn't like the Ferengi. He was scared of them, they gave him nightmares. Then the Kool-Aid man busted through the wall. Italy screamed "OH YEAH!" and Germany said "OH NO," because now there were two holes in his house.
America came into the house through the hole that the Kool-Aid man made. He was covered in dirt and he also had a plastic bag. "HEY GUYS I BOUGHT THE LORD OF THE RINGS," he yelled. Italy was very excited because LOTR was his seventh favourite book ever. It was only beaten by the Harry Potter series, minus The Deathly Hallows, because the death of Nagini was too sad for him to handle. It gave him stomach aches and made his left baby toe hurt. Italy tried to read the LOTR books, but he couldn't see because his eyes were too full of tears. Germany pulled out a handkerchief and wiped Italy's tears away. But then Italy forgot how to read. He was sad and cried more. Meanwhile, America plopped down on the couch and started watching DS9.
Then England came in with a gun, and shot them all. America cried "we're going down, down..." and Germany told Italy that he'd be "his number one with a bullet," but Italy was already dead because he drowned in his own tears. Then England left on a plane to the land of magical creatures.
Hiding in the corner was the Kool-Aid man. England had not seen him. The Kool-Aid man called 911, but the person on the line didn't believe him. Then Japan came in and they had a funeral for the three.