Disclamier: I owe nothing..except.

Also in as it is in most of my stories it is set on earth, but with no humans. Just mobians..on earth..Get it? Ok if you don't your pretty dumb.

Rouge: 21

Amy: 18

Cream: 14

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Rouge walked along the pavement in red high heels, black skinnys and a red tube top which might as well be a swimsuit top, blowing a bubble with her bubblebum with every few steps and listening to 'Milkshake' through the headphones of her ipod.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to yard and there like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I'd have to.." she trailed off when she saw a sniffling little rabbit sitting on the edge of the road with tears running down her face. The site could put a puppy on an animal cruelty advert to shame.

"..charge."

Cream was so caught up in sniffling and sobbing that she didn't notice Rouge. This annoyed her so she nudged her arm with her high heel.

Cream jumped looking like a rabbit in the headlights (heh heh (; )

"Oh *sniff* hi Rouge.."

Rouge sighed and took her headphones out which had changed to 'Sexy, naughty, bitchy me.' One of her favourite songs and wasn't happy with it being interupted.

"What's wrong Vanilla?"

Cream looked confused,

"Vanilla's my mum."

"Huh? Really, wow," she laughed.

Cream was a little pissed that Rouge didn't even know her name, especially since it wasn't that hard to remember. After all, she was named after her fur color and even more pissed that she had mistaken her for her mother.

"So what is wrong?" she said sitting down reluctantly, suddenly glad she decided to wear her black jeans instead of her white skirt which Amy told her was 'closer to a belt'.

"Oh you don't care," she sniffled.

Of course I care!" she said loudly making Cream jump..again, "Now tell your aunt Rouge, no wait aunt makes me sound old."

"Not really, my friend became an aunt when she was seven," she said wiping some snot away with her sleeve which Rouge looked upon with disgust.

She took a fresh tissue from her pocket and handed it to the girl,

She sniffed,

"Thanks Rouge."

She blew into the white tissue paper, making a sound which sounded similar to an elephant... sneezing.

"Oh ok...so tell aunt Rouge what's got you all gloomy."

"Well..I wanna asked Tails out, but he says 'no, sorry'," doing her best Tails voice.

Rouge gasped making Cream jump..again.

"That's horrible, terrible," she said dramatically.

"Are you mocking me?"

"No! Why?"

"Oh it's just you..never mind."

Rouge raised an perfectly shaped eyebrow, but decided to not to press the matter any further.

"Cream, tomorow, me and Amy are gonna teach you the ways of boys and how to get that one special boy you want," she winked.

"Amy?"

"Yes, believe me she's good at this stuff now. Especially since Sonic and Silver have been fighting over her recently."

"Really?"

"Yeah, but I mean..why don't boys fight over me?"

Cream smiled at her in admiration,

"Nearly every boys head turns round when you pass Rouge, so you have nothing to worry about."

Rouge beamed,

"Thanks darling, flattery will get you everywhere," she said winking again, "Cioa Cream, meet me at the Sunny hearts Cafe tomorow at 4, Amy will be there too."

Before Cream could reply Rouge had already plugged her headphones into her ears and was strutting down the street singing quitely,

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me, don't chaaa.."

Cream dusted her purple hoody off as she stood up, wondering what had happen and what excuse she could think up to get out of it.

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Yay for 3 slutty song refrences in 1 chapter! Please review, please. I honest won't be bothered continue if I don't get atleast 1 review, even if I get like 999999999999999999991 hits. So please do, ok?

Also need male oc to hit on Cream, will be quite a big part or a meduim. I would create one of my own, but I hate using my own ocs. It's funnier using over peoples anyway. Of course it won't matter if I don't get any reviews - _-' So you know, apperance, personailty, species, what not, oh and name and age of course.

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