A/N: *Looks at all the stupid Legolas fics and feels like barfing. Boromir the stuffed chew toy says hello and Eavan sits drawing a person mooning you on horseback.* But back to the story... We decided to do something different like everyone else. (Deja vu all over again! As Yogi Beara so wisely put.) Well, me and my friends the fire lizards (well actually her name is Eavan) came to the decision that we should put our alter-egos into the Fellowship but without completely ruining the story. So... yeah... here it is:
P.S. Oh yeah! The first couple paragraphs are sappy. But bear with us that's how it's supposed to be. So here it really is:
Chapter One
Knock-off-the-Bridge
The starlight shone through the trees casting pale streaks on the water's deep blue surface. The water quietly tumbled beneath the stone bridge where Arwen and Aragorn stood gazing into each others eyes.
"I choose a mortal life" Arwen whispered firmly to Aragorn.
"You cannot-
"UMPA LUMPA UMPA-DE-DO" was shouted from the bushes. Aragorn grabbed for his sword that lay on his bed in his room. Before he could look up another shout echoed from the bushes "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?" which was quickly followed by "Don't ask me! I thought you knew where the trail was!" As the voices grew near Arwen retreated behind Aragorn. Because they were in a valley it was impossible to tell where the voices where coming form. CRASH! Splash! "Aaaarghhhhh!!!!"
Two figures had merged from the bushes swiftly moving onto the bridge, casting Arwen and one of the mysterious strangers into the stream. The second stranger started wind-milling her arms to catch herself from falling off the bridge. Swiftly, coming back to his senses Aragorn caught the flailing girl before she fell.
Meanwhile Arwen was stringing swear words after swear words upon the first intruder who seemed to not care a rats a$$. "Don't have a flying pink pelican du"- unexpectedly she seemed to have realized who she was arguing with, her brain jammed... "2 TIMES 2 EQUALS 5, what no... 6! 7? 8! What is the meaning of life?"
Up above the Second intruder seemed also to have entered shock. Aragorn's and the frightened girl's face were centimeters apart. A misty expression settled upon her face but was quickly cleared to... horror. "AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! Pervert! GET. AWAY. FROM. ME." When she had finally stopped yelling she had evaded his arms and had crawled to the end of the bridge her back away from Aragorn at all times. Well she had finally stood up the stranger's below mental gears had snapped back to place. "IF ARWEN'S HERE THAN... THAN... SO IS LEGOLAS!" Before she had completed her sentence she was out of the little pool and running away through the bushes. Before running after the first stranger the second intruder mumble something that sounded like "sorry" than "Give me a ring! I'll call `ya back!" all the meanwhile having her thumb and pinkie outstretched waving her hand around her ear. And as suddenly as she had appeared the second foreigner dashed through the brushes the direction the
other weirdo had gone yelling, "PRETTY PINK PANDA! COME BACK!"
The Stupid Disclaimer: Rats asses are quite yummy dripped in ranch dressing and vinegar wait- Arwen and crew don't belong to us. Sooooooo there! To prepare your rats ass.........
P.S. Oh yeah! The first couple paragraphs are sappy. But bear with us that's how it's supposed to be. So here it really is:
Chapter One
Knock-off-the-Bridge
The starlight shone through the trees casting pale streaks on the water's deep blue surface. The water quietly tumbled beneath the stone bridge where Arwen and Aragorn stood gazing into each others eyes.
"I choose a mortal life" Arwen whispered firmly to Aragorn.
"You cannot-
"UMPA LUMPA UMPA-DE-DO" was shouted from the bushes. Aragorn grabbed for his sword that lay on his bed in his room. Before he could look up another shout echoed from the bushes "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE NOW?" which was quickly followed by "Don't ask me! I thought you knew where the trail was!" As the voices grew near Arwen retreated behind Aragorn. Because they were in a valley it was impossible to tell where the voices where coming form. CRASH! Splash! "Aaaarghhhhh!!!!"
Two figures had merged from the bushes swiftly moving onto the bridge, casting Arwen and one of the mysterious strangers into the stream. The second stranger started wind-milling her arms to catch herself from falling off the bridge. Swiftly, coming back to his senses Aragorn caught the flailing girl before she fell.
Meanwhile Arwen was stringing swear words after swear words upon the first intruder who seemed to not care a rats a$$. "Don't have a flying pink pelican du"- unexpectedly she seemed to have realized who she was arguing with, her brain jammed... "2 TIMES 2 EQUALS 5, what no... 6! 7? 8! What is the meaning of life?"
Up above the Second intruder seemed also to have entered shock. Aragorn's and the frightened girl's face were centimeters apart. A misty expression settled upon her face but was quickly cleared to... horror. "AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! Pervert! GET. AWAY. FROM. ME." When she had finally stopped yelling she had evaded his arms and had crawled to the end of the bridge her back away from Aragorn at all times. Well she had finally stood up the stranger's below mental gears had snapped back to place. "IF ARWEN'S HERE THAN... THAN... SO IS LEGOLAS!" Before she had completed her sentence she was out of the little pool and running away through the bushes. Before running after the first stranger the second intruder mumble something that sounded like "sorry" than "Give me a ring! I'll call `ya back!" all the meanwhile having her thumb and pinkie outstretched waving her hand around her ear. And as suddenly as she had appeared the second foreigner dashed through the brushes the direction the
other weirdo had gone yelling, "PRETTY PINK PANDA! COME BACK!"
The Stupid Disclaimer: Rats asses are quite yummy dripped in ranch dressing and vinegar wait- Arwen and crew don't belong to us. Sooooooo there! To prepare your rats ass.........