A/N:
Hails: I blame EvilNeko. I saw his post on Tumblr, and I could not get it out of my head. At all.
"Whatever, you ape." Kamiki sneered and took another bite of Rin's cooking. The exwires had decided to spend tonight's dinner at the Okumura twin's dorm. It wasn't an uncommon event, and neither was Suguro and Izumo getting riled up at each other in the cafeteria.
But sometimes, everyone really just wished they would stop. After a bit of seething silence, Rin cleared his throat after swallowing and stared at Suguro with the most serious gaze he could muster.
"Bon, will you please pass the salt?" He asked.
Suguro didn't say a word. Instead, he got up, yanked Izumo into his arms, and chucked her across the table and over Rin's head, who ducked at the oncoming projectile. She landed on the other side of the table without so much as a sound of protest.
"Thanks."