One Piece: The Amazon Lily Adventure

One Piece © Oda

Blizzard © Me

Summary- After getting sent flying by Kuma, Luffy and Blizzard wind up on Amazon Lily, the Island of Maidens in the Calm Belt. The island is ruled by one of the Seven Warlords, Boa Hancock, and her sisters, all of whom hate men. Luffy and Blizzard, as always, will have to fight their way out of another jam when their lives are threatened by the Kuja warriors.

Ch. 1- Body Parasite Mushrooms

It was nearly sunset at the Sabaody Archipelago in the Grand Line. Some time ago, a certain crew of pirates had stopped here to seek help to get passed the Red Line.

However, they were met with a horrible fate…

In Grove 41, the Rosy Life Riders, led by Duval, were sitting around the Thousand Sunny, home to the Straw Hat Pirates. They were expecting the crew to be here, by now, and yet they did not appear.

"Hmm…" Duval hummed.

"It looks like the Straw Hats are running late," said one of the Rosy Life Riders.

"Maybe they had a bad run-in with the people that were chasing them," said another. "There has been a bit of a disturbance down at the port."

"All the more reason for us to stay alert!" declared Duval. "I hope some idiot didn't stage a diversion in order to try and steal the ship! We must guard it until the coating guy comes! Alright, my Rosy Life Riders?"

"YES, DUV-AWESOME!"

XXX

Down at the Human Auction Hall in Grove 1...

"THEY'RE STILL OUT THERE?"

"Admiral Kizaru is after them, right now. It's only a matter of time until he catches them, St. Shalria. Just please, wait a bit longer."

"YOU DAMNED LAZY DOGS!"

St. Shalria, one of the Celestial Dragons, was outraged. Her father, her brother, and her beloved pet dog had all been assaulted by a crew of lowly pirates, and all to save a worthless mermaid.

She decided to take her anger out on the Marines.

"You allowed all our slaves to escape," Shalria began, "after the blasphemous way my Father, Brother, and poor little Salou were treated?"

Nearby, St. Roswald, St. Charloss, and Salou lay nearby, unconscious and wrapped in bandages.

"The blood of the creators of the World Government flows through our veins!" Shalria snapped. "Just who the hell do you think you are! Once those damned pirates and their mangy mutt are captured, I'll see to it that they suffer the great agonies of Hell! They will writhe on the ground and beg me for forgiveness! I SWEAR IT!"

XXX

In Shakky's Rip-Off Bar in Grove 13...

"I've got a bad feeling about this," said Camie as she continued to treat Hatchan. "I hope Luffy and the others will be okay."

"C'mon, now, Camie!" said Pappug. "Don't go saying such scary things!"

"They're strong. Nyuu~!" Hatchan said. "I'm sure they'll be just fine, Camie."

"I hope you're right, Hacchin."

"They're up against an Admiral," said Shakky. "It's not enough just to be strong." She blew out a puff of smoke. "We'll be sailing dangerous waters from here on out. A big wave like no one has ever seen before is heading our way, and they can't let it overwhelm them. The times are about to become as rough as these very waters."

Camie, Pappug, and Hatchan just stared at Shakky.

What could she possibly mean?

XXX

Meanwhile, somewhere above the sea, Monkey D. Luffy and his wolf-dog, "White Wolf" Blizzard, were flying through the sky after being sent away by Kuma's powers.

It was supposed to start out as a normal day of adventure for the Straw Hats, but alas, it appeared that the odds had finally caught up with them.

After Luffy had attacked St. Charloss, Admiral Kizaru came to the Sabaody Archipelago, and not long after he had arrived, he attacked the Straw Hats, along with the world's supposedly most defensive man, Sentomaru, a few Pacifista cyborgs, and lastly, Bartholomew Kuma, himself, the latter of which sent Luffy's crew away, one-by-one.

In the end, only Blizzard was able to stay with Luffy, and they both got sent flying together.

"DAMN IT~!" Luffy cursed as he flew the sky, holding Blizzard tight to his chest. "ZORO! NAMI! USOPP! SANJI! CHOPPER! ROBIN! FRANKY! BROOK! WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO~? THAT BEAR WARLORD GUY IS GONNA PAY FOR THIS! ALSO…HOW FAR ARE BLIZZARD AND I GONNA BE FLYING LIKE THIS?"

Blizzard just heaved a sigh. Luffy had been yelling like this for quite a while, and it was pretty much starting to hurt his sensitive. He was surprised that his voice didn't go raw, but right now, he didn't care. He was too tired to even think.

At that moment, Luffy seemed to come to a revelation.

"Maybe everybody didn't really disappear," he thought aloud. "Maybe everyone's flying through the air, like we are, Blizzard."

Finally, he gets it, Blizzard thought, tiredly.

GRRRUUUUUUUMMMBLE! Luffy's stomach started roaring.

"I'm so hungry," he said. "I wish Sanji would've been sent flying with us…I'm so tired, too…but if we fall into the ocean, we could both drown."

By this time, Blizzard just fell asleep. He was exhausted. Luffy felt his dog's chest pressing against his with each breath. His fur was so warm and soft, in spite of the beating he took earlier. As Luffy tightened his hold on Blizzard, he, too, soon fell asleep as the two flew through the sky.

Three days and nights came and went, and the two still remained in slumber…until…

THOMP! They landed, right in the middle of a huge, dense jungle.

The crater that had formed…looked like that of a bear's paw print.

Luffy and Blizzard soon awoke and sat up, getting a look at their surroundings.

"We're alive!" Luffy said.

But how? Blizzard thought.

Nearby, a gigantic was spying on the two, but they didn't seem to notice, at all. Normally, Blizzard would've sensed the creature, but because the boar was downwind, the wolf-dog couldn't catch its scent.

As Luffy stood up, he investigated the crater.

"I don't think we're alive just because I was made of rubber, Blizzard," said Luffy. "What's with this huge paw print?"

Blizzard just shrugged.

"I really hope the others are all right," said Luffy.

Blizzard whimpered, as if to say, "Me, too."

"Well, in any case," Luffy started as he put his hat back on his head, "we gotta find some way to get back to them! Where the heck are we, anyway? And which way back to the Sabaody Archipelago?"

Beats me, Blizzard thought.

A slight pause came, but then, Luffy seemed to remember something.

"Oh, yeah!" he said as he began to search through his pockets, from which he pulled out… "Old Man Rayleigh's Vivre Card! Good we each got one, huh, Blizzard?"

Woof! Blizzard barked.

"This is perfect!" said Luffy. "All we have to do is follow the Vivre Card. It'll point us in the right direction, and we'll back at the Sabaody Archipelago with the others in no time!" Luffy held out the Vivre Card in his palm. It started to slowly point to the north. "North, huh? Okay, Blizzard! Let's go!"

XXX

Moments later, Luffy and Blizzard were running through the jungle, following the direction of the Vivre Card, and unbeknownst to either of them, the giant boar was giving chase, and apparently, it looked hungry.

Luffy's mind was elsewhere. He let his thoughts wander to the memory of that day…of when they were all defeated. Kizaru, Sentomaru, and Kuma…those were the three enemies that they had no chance of beating, and they were forced to escape.

He also couldn't help but think of Nami. Poor, poor Nami. He almost had her, and yet, he let her slip right through his fingers!

Lastly, he remembered that down on his knees, hugging Blizzard tightly for comfort, as he sobbed at his own helplessness.

He never felt so weak.

All Luffy could do was just let out a frustrated scream, but then…

KRASH! Because he wasn't looking where he was going, he ended up ramming himself into a mountain.

Only Blizzard had enough sense to stop before Luffy did.

The boar, which was now right now behind the two, panted from running after them so much.

"Ouch!" Luffy cried. "Oh, wait. That didn't hurt at all." He looked up at the mountain and groaned. "Crap! A dead end!" He then looked down at the Vivre Card. "But the Vivre Card's pointing this way. Well, there's only thing to do."

With that, Luffy stood up.

"Stand back, Blizzard!" he said. "I don't want you getting hurt."

Blizzard backed up a bit to give Luffy some room.

"Gear….THIRD!"

FWOOM! Luffy blew air into his thumb, causing his arm to grow huge.

"Gum-Gum…GIANT PISTOL!"

SMASH! Using his gigantic fist, Luffy punched a huge hole into the mountain, but it wasn't enough to go completely.

"Damn it," a shrunken Luffy cursed. "I'm too weak…"

The boar went from hungry to shocked and even a bit frightened at the sight of Luffy's power. Perhaps the boy and his dog wouldn't make such a good meal, after all, so it decided to try and sneak away before it was spotted.

"I need some food," said Luffy. "Hey, Sanji! Food!"

Who are you calling to? Blizzard thought, questioningly.

"Oh, yeah," Luffy said. "He's not here."

SNAP! The sound of a twig snapping in two was heard, catching Luffy and Blizzard's attention. Looking back, they saw that it was the giant boar that had been chasing them, only now, it was more frightened than ever,

GURRRRRRRGLE! Luffy's stomach let out a huge roar.

RRUUUUUUMBLE! Blizzard's stomach soon followed.

Both Straw Hats licked their lips at the boar, and a sliver of drool appeared in the corner of their mouths.

The boar didn't stand a chance.

XXX

URRRRRRRRP! A monstrous belch reverberated throughout the air, scaring off a few birds within the area as a pillar of smoke rose into the sky.

"Ah…!" Luffy sighed, his belly now big and round. "That hit the spot."

Close by, the skeleton of the boar now lay on the ground, stripped clean of its flesh.

As for Blizzard, he wandered off somewhere to explore the island, thus leaving Luffy alone.

Big mistake.

"Man, this brings back memories," Luffy said as he patted his stomach. "Like the time when Grandpa left me alone in the jungle when I was little…uh…I don't wanna remember that."

HIC! Luffy hiccupped a bit as he settled his back up against a tree. His smile then sagged slightly downward as he looked up into the sky.

He couldn't help but think of the fun days back on the Sunny, with everyone laughing, dancing, drinking, and eating happily.

He could see Brook asking Nami to look at her panties.

He could see Franky getting bitten in the butt by Blizzard.

He could see Zoro and Sanji fighting over something simple, as always.

He could see Chopper and Usopp, dancing on the table with chopsticks up their noses and baskets in their hands.

He really missed them all.

"Who am I kidding?" Luffy asked to no one in particular as he drummed his fingers on his belly. "My tummy may be full, but my heart is empty. Blizzard may be here with me, but…it's just not enough."

As he looked over to the side, he saw a cluster of mushrooms growing in the tree bark. The caps were green and yellow with a black flower-like blotch on the top.

"Hey, cool!" said Luffy. "These are Laughing Mushrooms! Just what I need!"

CHOMP! Luffy took a bite off the mushroom cap, and once he did, he was suddenly overcome with laughter and was clapping his hands like a little child.

"Now everything looks so funny!" Luffy laughed. "Even thought I'm by myself!"

As Luffy came out of his laughing fit, he saw some more mushrooms. The caps on these were orange with black rings.

"I wonder what these kind do."

He soon got his answer when he bit off the mushroom, and the next thing he knew, he suddenly felt enraged.

"RRAAAAARRGH!" Luffy roared. "Now I'm MAD! I…I need another Laughing Mushroom!"

CHOMP! He ate a Laughing Mushroom and started laughing, again.

Luffy kept eating all these mushrooms, which caused him to have different emotions, from sad, to happy, to mad, to depressed, and others.

However, Luffy's appetite was going to get him in more trouble than he was about to know.

XXX

Moments later, Blizzard was still busy exploring the island. He didn't go too far from Luffy was. After all, he had a feeling that he didn't want to be left alone for too long.

As Blizzard kept surveying the land, he couldn't help but think of something.

He never saw Luffy look so helpless like that, before. Not just that, but he felt like he could've done something to help the others instead of just running away like Luffy had told him to do.

I can't let enemies like the ones we ran into overwhelm me, again, the wolf-dog thought before he looked up into the sky. Somehow…I have to find some way to get stronger…not just for my sake, but for the sake of the people that I hold dear…Luffy, especially.

And so, Blizzard went back to where he last left Luffy. Once he made it, he was met with the most shocking- and possibly disgusting- sight he had ever seen.

Luffy was lying down on the ground, fast asleep from a full stomach…his whole body completely covered in red-and-black mushrooms, and they seemed to be growing out of his skin!

What the hell has this moron been doing while I was gone? Blizzard thought.

He ran over to Luffy and started to nudge him, hoping he'd wake up, but he wouldn't. He just kept snoring.

It was then that Blizzard remembered that Luffy was quite the heavy sleeper. The only thing that he'd wake up to was the call for food!

Blizzard looked around, whining and whimpering.

What am I gonna do? he thought, frantically. I know I should probably look for help, but this is a jungle! Who lives in the middle of a jungle?

Suddenly, Blizzard's nose twitched. It had picked up the scent of…people?

But how?

Deciding not to think about it, Blizzard ran off to find the source of the scent. Hopefully, he wasn't too late.

Blizzard found that he didn't have to search very long, for he soon spotted where the scent was coming from: a trio of women.

The first was a young woman, possibly around the same age as Nami, with short, unruly blonde hair, long slender legs, and a slim, curvaceous figure.

The second was a very large, corpulent woman with a rather masculine-like build, and a square, thick chin.

The third was an extremely woman. Her facial features were child-like, included the wide, dark brown eyes. She had long, ginger-brown hair with locks falling down to below her shoulders from either side of her head.

Blizzard noticed that they all wore rather skimpy clothing, revealing their breasts and their hips. They also wore white capes, like the Marine Officers do. Plus, two of them seemed to have an interest in snakes, seeing as how they both had on drape around their shoulders.

It appeared that these women were out gathering food, for the tallest of all was carrying a basket of fruit.

Women? Blizzard thought. What are women doing living on an island like this? Wait a minute, what am I doing? Luffy needs help, damn it!

Blizzard appeared out of shadows of the trees, cautiously as to not frighten the women away.

The tallest woman soon saw him, and let out a gasp, nearly dropping the basket of fruit.

"Marguerite! Sweet Pea!" she exclaimed. "A wolf! Behind you!"

The other two women, introduced as Marguerite and Sweet Pea, turned to see Blizzard, who immediately froze in his tracks. With gasps of their own, they suddenly took their snakes, grabbed an arrow, and pulled at the string, using the snakes as bows.

Blizzard swallowed the lump in his throat. He really expected these women to run away, not try to kill him!

Think fast, Blizzard! the wolf-dog thought.

Blizzard then laid down law, ears folded back and tail tucked. He hadn't done this since Rio use to bully him back at Rivet Island.

Marguerite and Sweet Pea lowered their weapons.

"I don't think he's here to hurt us, Aphelandra," said Marguerite, the blonde woman.

"The saga of: he means no harm," said Sweet Pea, the large woman.

Marguerite slowly approached Blizzard, her hand held out. Blizzard sniffed her fingers before he gave them a small lick. Marguerite responded by gently scratching his ears, which caused him to wag his tail and thump his leg on the ground.

"He seems pretty friendly," said Marguerite. "But I wonder what he's doing here. I've never seen a wolf in the jungle, before, especially a white one."

"You're right," said the tall woman, Aphelandra. "Wolves aren't normally seen on the island."

"Yes, the saga of: quite a rare sight," Sweet Pea said.

Blizzard gently bit on Marguerite's cape and started to pull at it. Then, he started running around in a circle, barking and whining.

"That's odd," said Aphelandra. "He's acting rather strange, isn't he?"

"I think there's something wrong," Marguerite said. "It's like he's trying to tell us something. Maybe he wants us to follow him."

"The saga of: he's trying to take us somewhere," said Sweet Pea.

Finally! Blizzard thought.

"Where do you want us to go, white wolf?" asked Marguerite.

Blizzard ran off, and the three women soon followed after him. They soon arrived at Luffy's location, and once they did, the women gasped.

Luffy was still lying there, covered in more mushrooms than before!

Damn! cursed Blizzard in his head. He's even worse than he was earlier!

Marguerite approached Luffy, followed by Sweet Pea and Aphelandra.

"So that's it," said Marguerite. "He was trying to lead us to his friend, here. What is it?"

"Yes, the saga of: what is that thing?" Sweet Pea questioned.

"It's a human being!" Marguerite answered. "She must be the wolf's master!"

"She"? Blizzard repeated in thought. They think Luffy's a girl?

"Do you think she's someone from the village?" Aphelandra asked.

"I can't tell with all these mushrooms growing on her body," replied Marguerite. She started to look around and saw one mushroom that looked like the ones that were growing on Luffy's body. Apparently, he must've eaten off of it, for a huge bite was taken out of it. "Here! See? She ate off of this mushroom! It's the Body Parasite Mushroom! We've a got a real problem, here! If she stays this way, the mushrooms on her body will suck all the life force right out of her!"

Blizzard swallowed the lump in his throat, once again.

"The saga of: this is an emergency!" exclaimed Sweet Pea.

"Aphelandra!" Marguerite said. "We have to get her back to the village, immediately!"

"Right!" Aphelandra said with a salute before she gently Luffy's sleeping form up.

"The saga of: back to the village!" declared Sweet Pea.

As the two women ran to take Luffy back to their home, Marguerite knelt down and pet Blizzard, again.

"Don't worry," she said. "We'll help your friend."

Blizzard smiled at Marguerite before they ran off after Sweet Pea and Aphelandra.

XXX

Moments later, Marguerite, Sweet Pea, and Aphelandra brought Luffy and Blizzard back to their home village to see the doctor: a woman by the name of Belladonna.

When Blizzard arrived, he noticed that there women and young girls everywhere, all of them wearing scanty clothes and carrying around snakes and such.

Not one man was seen.

The women were quite surprised to see someone from outside the village, but, like the other three, they, too, thought that Luffy was a girl.

Inside the doctor's clinic, the doctor, Belladonna, was a woman with long black hair and eyes. Her skin tone was like most of the women that Blizzard had seen, here: light tan. She also high cheek bones.

Like all the other women in the island, she wore rather revealing clothing, as well as a bandana tied around her forehead with red-framed eyeglasses over it.

Belladonna looked Luffy over and said, "Just pull them off of her. They should come right off."

Pop! Belladonna was right. The mushroom came popping off, one-by-one as Marguerite and Sweet Pea plucked them.

"There are still some roots inside of her, though," said Marguerite.

"Oh, don't worry," said Belladonna. "We'll just burn them off."

Nearby, another woman was watching the scene, sitting in a chair. She was a slim, normal-sized woman with narrowed eyes and purple eye shadow. She also had long black hair arranged in a ponytail, and, for some reason, it was like the neck of a violin, complete with little yellow pegs.

She, too, wore rather skimpy clothing, as well as a white cape and a pet snake.

"You've certainly picked up a weird one, Marguerite," said the woman.

Belladonna picked up a matchbox, struck a match, and then threw it at Luffy.

FWOOSH! His body was immediately set ablaze, causing him to wake up and scream.

"HOT, HOT, HOT~!"

Blizzard was about to go and help Luffy, but Marguerite stopped him.

"No, wait!" Marguerite said. "It's okay! She's just fine! Don't worry!"

Blizzard took a few calming breaths as Marguerite held him tightly.

"Belladonna," Marguerite began, "don't think you think that was a tad extreme. You scared her wolf! Not just that, but she passed out, again."

Blizzard looked down at Luffy, his body slightly burnt and his clothes charred.

"It's the only to keep them from growing back," Belladonna answered Marguerite."

"Are you sure?" asked Marguerite.

"She and the wolf like they got themselves in a bit of a fight," said Belladonna. "They've sustained some injuries to them. I'll have to treat those, too. Do me a favor. Take the girl and wash her in the river, for me, would you?"

XXX

A few more moments later, Luffy, now stripped of his clothes, was lying in a hot spring, his bare body now covered in suds as Marguerite and Sweet Pea scrubbed him down. Blizzard sat nearby, watching carefully.

Nearby, all the other villagers had surrounded the hot springs and watching, themselves.

"Thank goodness the wolf got to us when he did," said Marguerite. "It doesn't look like she's from around here, huh, Sweet Pea?"

Sweet Pea nodded in agreement. Just then, she seemed to spot something.

"Oh!" said Sweet Pea. "Look at this, Marguerite! We missed a mushroom! Here, in between her legs!" She reached into Luffy's…private area. "The saga of: there's one left."

Blizzard gasped before he turned away.

I can't watch! he thought.

Sweet Pea tried to tug at the…"mushroom" in between Luffy's legs.

"That's strange," said Marguerite. "It has a different shape than the others."

"I can't get it off!" Sweet Pea said. "All it does it stretches!"

I always did wonder if Luffy's frank could stretch, Blizzard thought, still looking away.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked the woman with the ponytail from earlier. "This isn't a show!"

"Well, what about you?" asked a husky-looking woman. "You're watching, too!"

"Her chest," said a younger woman with a bean-shaped head. "It's so flat. And she looks more…rugged."

"Whyat is gyoing nyon here?"

Everyone turned to see an elderly woman coming out of the crowd. She was diminutive in height, with gray hair and wrinkly faced with age. She wore a pink-bordered burgundy, a sea-green bubble belt that held up her spotted-print short skirt. In her hand was a navy blue snake, the upper half of its body curled and the lower half all stiff, like a staff.

"Oh!" Marguerite said. "Elder Nyon! There's a mushroom growing on this person's body, right in between her legs, and we can't get it off!"

"A mushroom, you say?" the old woman, known as Nyon, repeated. As she got a closer look at Luffy, she gasped. "Listen to me, all of you! This person…is nyot a woman, but…a MAN!"

Everyone gasped in horror.

"A MAN~?"

"A man?" Marguerite repeated. "I've never seen a man before!"

Blizzard dropped his ears and his eyes went wide.

Why do I have these really odd feeling that something bad is about to happen? he thought.

This island is known as Amazon Lily, home of the Kuja, a nation of woman warriors. Men are absolutely forbidden to set foot on this island. If a man happened to come here…he'd be sealing his fate.

That's right, folks! It's the start of the Amazon Lily Arc! Stick around for the fun!