Me: Hello perverted little kittens! I have yet brought you another perverted story that is mixed together with humor. I love writing humor so therefore I shall do so. This fan fiction shall be starring our main stars Ed and Roy into a romantic and mostly stupidly humorous high school story. Now how do you feel about this oh characters that will be staring into my fan fiction?

Roy: Well it's nice knowing that I am the same age as everyone now, please note the sarcasm.

Ed: Am I taller?
Everyone: -sweat drop-

Al: Happy that I am the same age as nii-san! Also who are you putting into a romantic state (crosses fingers behind back)
Me: Isn't it obvious? Its Elricest
Ed and Al: WHATTT!
Me: XP heheh just kidding its RoyEd

Ed: WHATT! I have never agreed to this! Where are my rights! I want a lawyer now! Oh wait nobody will stand up for me. Hey dumbass Colonel haven't you got anything to say about this!
Riza: He is frozen from shock.
Me: Well we need to get going onto the story. Look everyone is waiting!

Disclaiment: I don't own FMA neither do i the characters but i would love to. I only own the movers and the delivery man.
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"Hey Al, give me the keys"

"Oh sure nii-san just wait a bit-CRANK"
I turned around to see what Al had dropped.

"AH! AL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! That was the glass vase that Winry made me take before we left!" I looked at the vase in horror. Just thinking of all the possibilities that could happen when she was mad got me to have goose bumps. Then the image of a wrench came into mind and I grabbed my head with bothof his hands. Wait…. the whole reason that I asked Al to give me the keys was because I was holding something. Plop!

"Ah! Nii-san that was the cake we got from Michaels-san before we left the village. –sigh- you are the one who is going to be eating the smashed up side."

I looked down to see my favourite strawberry cheesecake standing vertically with one side still perfectly fine but the other was probably smudged inside its paper box. I sniffed a little bit; I just hoped that it wasn't so bad. After we cleaned up the mess of the vase and got the cake put into the fridge we finally could start doing the real job. We just came from our village to the city and rented an apartment. We will be staying here from now on and we will be going to high school tomorrow. Too many changes at once get your head spinning ya know. After mother's death me and Al we just stuck at one place; being haunted by the emptiness of our house and the pity looks of the adults got us cornered. So we decided to move to Central and start a new life. I was the one who requested that. I mostly did it because of Al. I didn't want him to grow up in that village, don't get me wrong, there are schools in there and it's a peaceful village and all, its just that there are too many painful memories in there. Our parents divorce and then our mom's death. But it was a hard decision to leave as well. There was Winry and Pinako. Pinako had taken care of them after their mom had passed away and just taken care of them in general at all. And Winry was their best friend since they were born. They went together everywhere and they did everything together. It was hard to separate from such a friend. But they will still see each other and plus they had made promise that they will achieve what they wanted. Winry had always been interested into mechanics. And she always carried bolts and wrenches whenever she went so when she got pissed at someone she just puts her hand into her pocket…..yeah. And Al just adored cats so he had said he wanted to become a vet. And Ed he didn't have a specific goal but he did have one area he was interested in. Science. It was just amazing how such complicated stuff like humans were made up of such simple and cheap stuff. Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Such cheap things make up me, Al and you. This is why I want to study science.

"Brother, stop lazing around and come here to help" Al broke me away from my thoughts and called me over to whatever he was struggling with. "Come on, help me move all these boxes around" I eyed the boxes that were sitting in the truck and the box that Al was desperately trying to drag. No wonder it was one that said 'Ed's room' and most of my belongings are books. There were four titles that the boxes went by. 'Ed's room', 'Al's room', 'Living room' and 'Bathroom'. I helped my little brother move the boxes around and by the time that we were done it was 7 at night. We thanked the movers and paid them. Right after the sound of the apartment 303's door closing we started to unpack. What we planned was to unpack everything before school. And apparently the movers were being giant asses and told them that there was not a truck available up until the last day of summer vacation. So they had school tomorrow. There was not the slightest fun into the thought of unpacking while busy with homework, school, part time jobs and school life in general even. We have to be as quick as possible to unpack because we still have to go take dinner from the convenience store. That's when the door bell was ringed.

"Nii-san I will get it don't worry." Al called out while there was the sound of his footsteps running towards the door. I was about to continue to unpack up until I didn't hear a crash.

"Damn!" I heard Al yell with frustration. "What is this! You can die in your own home!" I could still hear him curse on about how 'very welcoming' the apartment was and how he could die a mysterious death one day. I decided to peek over the frame of the room to see what he had ran in. The place that he was standing at…if I am not mistaken…Shit!

"-Sigh- what did I slip on? ...this is…Brother get your lazy butt right here!" Damn I really did not want to dust the place; my top priority was to just unpack and put stuff where it has to be everything else comes later. But apparently to my younger brother cleaning and vacuuming and dusting everything came first. So I just ditched the dust cloth in the middle of the hallway and got to unpack the bathroom stuff considering that my room was already unpacked and ready to go-well it can use a bit more order and my bed actually being put together but there are other priorities right now.

"Al I have a very good excuse for this!" I tried.

"Oh really I would like to hear that." answered the angry figure.

"Right now we must get unpacked first"

"Nii-san everything must be clean before you unpack so that you don't have to worry about moving the objects around later to clean
under them." Explain Al

" We can do all that stuff later!" I decided not to lose

"Nii-san you are always like this! Listen for a bit!"

"There is nothing to listen to!" We kept the argument going like some old geezer's history lesson. We were soon disturbed by the neglected person that was ringing our door bell. Al opened the door to see a man starring at him with two cardboard boxes next to his foot and a board with a sheet of paper and a pen in his hands.

"There has been a package send to you from mister Hoheinheim" said the angry man"

"I am sorry you probably got the wrong person"
My eyes widened I dropped the shampoo I was holding and dashed for the door.

"Excuse me to who was it sent to?" I asked still in shock.

"To Trisha Elrick" I looked at the box with a mix of curiosity and hatred. "Yes and where do I have to sign?" The man eyed me confusion. "Um isn't that a girls name?" Crap I was hoping he would just goddamn let me sign the stupid thing and get going with the other box so that we get this over with.

"What? You got a problem with my name?"

"N-no not at all, I mean it does suit your petite body" A vain popped on to my temple and I was about to let hell loose through cursing and suffocating him if Al had not covered his mouth and kept him into one place.

"So we sign here right? Okay now this package is done. What is the next one?" Al had taken the lead.

"It's sent by Fuhrer High to Edward Elrick and Alphonse Elrick" After we signed the papers and send the man away we closed the door and slumped down. Jeez now we have two more boxes to unpack. One with whatever crap our dad had sent our mom and that had been probably delayed to come to this day. Ed did not care about anything that that man had send him, but he resisted the urge to burn down the box and just simply kicked it in his room. The second box contained they school text books and a map of the school cause it was huge.

I looked at the time and my mouth dropped 10:15pm. I grabbed my red jacket and my wallet and ran out to the convenience store.

"Pork or beef….AGHHH scratch that I will just buy cup ramen." I had given up on curry and had decided on cup ramen. I looked over the ice cream section and grabbed 2 popsicles for either a late midnight snack, after dinner snack cause the cake was going to fill us too much or maybe for an after school snack tomorrow. I went up to the tired looking woman at the cashier spot. She scanned my products and put them in a bag.

"Children should not be out at such a time. Thank you for shopping here and come back again." I was screeching my teeth at that last comment. It was not my fault my body decided to be a bitch and be girl sized. I kicked a pebble along the street. I heard cries at the ally between the shops and saw a fight scene with one guy in the middle that was beating up all the ones surrounding him. In the darkness I could not see much but I managed to see short black hair from the guy in the middle.

Well that is it. I need to go to bed now cause its 4am o.O . Well see ya tomorow and i will definetly make another chapter for you my perverted kittens. R&R please. And as i have said honest critiques make me happier than fake compliments! -yawn- see ya tomorrow in the next chapter but for now i will marry the bed. You are all invited to the wedding!