A FANFIC!
Myself: Could you please stop?
IS ST--
Myself: SHUT THE F--K UP!
Before I begin this piece of dirty crap, lemme tell you something.
WHAT THE F--K IS TVB DOING RATHER THAN GOING BACK TO I tell you that. Now, lemme tell you a good story.
Calvin & Hobbes in:
"Lifted & Beyond"
One Day, Calvin & Hobbes were both ready to go to sleep. Calvin says, "Did you remember to kill Susie?" and Hobbes says, "No." and Calvin says, "Okay. Night." But as soon as they're asleep... UFO's came! The UFO's failed everything.
The aliens were muttering about Calvin. "We're gonna fail." said Alien. "Well, we're not." Alien said. "Yes we are." Alien said. "Shut up! The Gov. might hear you. Oh, and us." said Alien. "Okay." said Alien.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled Alien. "SHUT UP!" Alien screamed. Then, they doged and said, "We... uh... Aliens." Then, alien said, "But we are." And alien said, "I know. Shut up and send in Samuel L. Jackson to let us out." "Yes, sir." said Alien. Then, the aliens sent in Samuel L. Jackson, as Samuel said, "I have had it with all those goddamn aliens in the goddamn ship!" and pushes the aliens down to the ground. "YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!" said alien. "Quiet." said Alien.
Meanwhile... "Omg, Lol, lmao, rofl, wtf." said Calvin. "There they are," said alien, "let's sneak." "Atari, Nintendo, Sega, Neo Geo, 3DO, CDi, Playstation, Xbox." said Calvin. "McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, Arby's, Dunkin' Donuts, Taco Bell, Del Taco, Pizza Hut, Domino's Pizza, Papa John's, Little Caesars, In 'N' Out, 7-Eleven." and then, Calvin said, "Ford, Dodge, Mistubishi, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, Honda, Jaguar."
Then, the aliens came and Calvin & Hobbes yelled out, "WE HAVE AN INVASION! WE HAVE VISITORS! THE DREW CARVEY SHOW NEVER HAD A SPIN-OFF!" and Hobbes yelled, "I hate UFO's and Dr. Phil!"
"I caught y'all! Y'all 'bout to go on our ship." said Alien. "We've found evidence! They're invading us. Well, at least we can make the best picture ever for my show-n-tell, tommorow. Start bringing me the camera, Hobbes." said Calvin. "Sure." said Hobbes, giving Calvin the picture as Calvin takes the picture of the aliens. "FINALLY! The proof is found," said Calvin, "we love this. But, we hated it if we got invaded some more and got kidnapped."
"Um... do you like Eminem?" said the Alien.
"No." said Calvin. "I find it dirty and crappy."
"Okay." said the Alien.
19 Minutes later after an Alien's boring conversation with Calvin & Hobbes, they failed the invasion.
LES FIN