Our story begins in medias res
"Another one?" said Scar, hearing the crying of a newly-hatched and fully articulate Emolga.
Scar is a Slurpuff who is black and silver. Scar has aura. Scar can read auras. Scar has Spatial Rend and Judgment and Happy Hour and Sacred Fire and his ability is Wonder Guard. Scar is half Fairy-type like usual but also half Steel and half Fire. Scar has all of the final smashes of all the Pokémon in brawl and smash 4. Scar has a birthmark that looks like a scar over his left eye and a real scar over his right. Scar has heterochromia, one red eye and one blue eye, which enable him to see in 3D. Scar is an ex-member of Team Rocket, Team Snagem, and Psalty's Li'l Praisers. Scar dislikes being told what to do.
"You were released by a trainer at birth weren't you little one" said Scar
"Y-yeah... I think so...? I don't understand... where are my parents? Where is anyone who loves or cares about me?" replied the Sky Squirrel Pokémon.
"I can't answer those questions," said Scar. "It seems that the universe has no plan for anyone (god isn't real) and life isn't fair. Yours is gonna suck. Probably because you either only have four IVs of 31 or aren't shiny. Sorry."
The young electric/flying-type cried some more. "W-w-where should I g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go? W-what should I do?"
"I can't answer those questions," said Scar. "But look on the bright side-at least you weren't wonder traded."
"W-w-w-w-w-wonder traded? W-w-what does th-that m-mean?" stuttered the Amazing Flyin' Squirrel Bro.
"I can answer that question," said Scar. "Well, when humans are trying to breed their perfect pokémon, they need to do something to get rid of useless dregs like you. You're lucky-you were thrown away completely to never be of any use to anyone or make anybody happy. And that's how it used to always be, until someone invented wonder trades. Wonder trades have the human send off the unwanted pokémon to land in the lap of someone else in the world who might have a use for them. Since you are probably almost what the human who released you needed, you could have made someone else very happy. Some people doing wonder trades are even doing it at the beginning of their adventures, hoping to receive cool pokémon to use in their teams. Doesn't that sound horrible?"
The squirrelchild cried a river and Scar Surfed away on it into the sunset to continue to spread the word about how evil Wonder Trades are. The end.