SILVER'S NEW TALE (A Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic. Sonic Team & Sega both own Sonic. Don't sue me)
MUSIC PLAYS
PREVIOUSLY ON SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! LAUGHS, SNORTS
Chasing noise! Chaos! BOOM! Injuries! Humanity!
Silver: WATCH OUT! CRASH Ouch!
Blaze: Aren't you guys happy happy happy happy happy happy?
CUT TO THE HILL OF MOBIUS
Mephis: Not to the ground. I hate getting hurt! GETS PUSHED WWWWWWHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Knuckles: That's for stealing the red chaos emerald! And as for you SWATbot!
SWATbot: Please! GETS PUSHED WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CRASH
Knuckles: I like pie! I hate thieves!
CUT TO THE PARADE
MARIA: I'm sexy! BOOM WHHHHEEEEE!
SHUT UP!
That's right! Shut up with the opening montage or whatever, just start the damn movie!
SCENE CUT TO THE GREEN HILL ZONE
Tails: This sucks. DING
Shadow: What should we do, Mephis?
Mephis: I say we steal the damn 4th chaos emerald and go to McDonald's. We'll shoot Ronald McDonald. He is an idiot.
Shadow: That's like, a great idea.
Mephis: Ha! And I knew when I had great ideas of my own!
Shadow: Well, let's get a Big Mac.
Mephis: No! A Quater-Pounder With Cheese.
Shadow: How 'bout a Fish-O-Filet!
Mephis: Let's go get a McChicken. That's my favorite food of McDonald's.
Shadow: Mine too. Or maybe, we'll get a Big Tasty!
Mephis: Yeah. Or maybe, we should get a Chicken McNuggets.
Shadow: Or a double Quater Pounder!
Mephis: Let's go get a McRib.
MEANWHILE
Silver: SIGH
Blaze: LOOK OUT!
Dr. Robotnik: HAHAHAHA! CONTROLING HIS ROBO-EGG-MACHINE I'm going to catch you all with my CGI robots! CGI is better than 2D!
Silver: Hey, don't criticize 2D. 2D's good.
Dr. Robotnik: SHUT UP!
Blaze: Oh poo.
Silver: You got that right.
Mephis & Shadow enters the scene
Shadow: Let's have a McDonald's cookie for dessert.
Mephis: Or an apple pie.
Shadow: Or-wait! Holy crap!
Mephis: What? Looks OH MY GOD!
Shadow: Blaze & Silver are both kidnapped. How can we steal the damn 4th chaos emerald? Aw, damn it!
Sonic: I can help I can help can help can help can help help help help help help help! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya! Helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp-
Dr. Robotnik: SILENCE!
Sonic: C'mon! Be happy. Happy. Happy. Hap-
Mephis: Eggman has got a point there. Shut up!
Sonic: Why?
Mephis: Because we said so.
Griffin the Gremlin: I... have the sound of the pee-
Dr. Robotnik: Okay, good for you, shut up.
Hitler the Hedgehog: HITLER NOISE
Silver: Let me go, Dr.
Dr. Robotnik: NEVER!
Silver: Robotnik, I'll do anything if you let me go!
Dr. Robotnik: ANYTHING?
Silver: Yeah. Now lemme go!
Dr. Robotnik: Okay. If you insist. Lets Silver go
Silver: Finally.
Blaze: Well, Silver, you let yourself go. How come I'm not letting go?
Silver: Because, you aren't. What else?
Blaze: Um... nothing?
Silver: That's what I thought!
Sonic: Saveyousaveyousaveyousaveyou! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Silver: Okay, enough with the annoyance! I'm using my CGI powers!
Scratch & Grounder: APPEAR IN THE SCENE We have caught ya, Silver! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Blaze: Dumbbots! Get outta no!
Grounnder: Not until you gimme my smokes!
Blaze: Smoking's bad for y-
Grounder: SHUT UP!
Mephis: Damn it! It's the dumbbots!
Shadow: Yeah. But, where's Coconuts?
Mephis: He's nuts.
Shadow: That's the answer.
Mephis: Yes it is.
Dr. Robotnik: DAMN IT! That's it! Here's my secret weapon:
Are you on crack?
Silver: Oh, shut up.
Dr. Robotnik: Poopoo. It didn't work!
THE ENDTH!