Hello, My name is Draco Malfoy. You might know me as the mean boy from Slytherin, well then have you been reading the wrong stories. You might also read stories about me being in love with Hermione but boy are you wrong, she is the one that likes me, but we will get into that stuff later. Right now you are going to read what really happens at Hogwarts. This is what happens at Hogwarts when you're not following little potter around!
Well what shall I start with, hmmmmmmmmmmmm lets start with Potter, this will be a good story! Lets see Potter, Potter, Potter what can I say about Potter. Well as you all know from watching the Harry Potter movies you know that we meet while going into the great hall. That also means that you think that I was crude to him, well I wasn't, ok maybe I was a little mean but still cut me some slack, I belong in Slytherin. I asked him why he was friends with such losers, I was just stating the obvious and he got all huffy and from then on we have been enemies!
Lets see what else can I say about Potter and his friends, lets see. Oh yea, Ron Weasley! This will be a good story. This time the book and movie are right. I never did like those Weasley's, I especially didn't like Ron. Lets just say are fathers don't really get along. So I was brought up being a Weasley hater, I had no choice my dad is bad enough when I'm not friends with Ron, I don't even want to know what would happen if I WAS friends with Ron.
Now that Granger girl. I don't like her very much. She is way to smart for her own good for one thing. And she is a Mudblood, EW! How could I be friends with a Mudblood, that is way to smart that is friends with Potter and Weasley? Well I couldn't and I planned to stay very far away from her, which always happened to backfire on me! It was as if Granger was stalking me. That know-it-all was in almost all of my classes and when ever possible, she would be paired with me because Weasley and Potter always picked each other and Crab and Goyle always picked each other so the stupid teacher would always put us together, no matter how much I complained the teacher would always put her with me! The one good thing about this though was that I always got good grades. I will tell you more about the Hermione stalking me story later. I Promise!