Have Your Cake and Kiss It Too
Chapter One
It wasn't exactly a secret Henry Hart and relationships didn't mix.
It's not like anyone was surprised, after all, there were many, many pretty teenage girls in Swellview, and for a teenage guy...well. A guy wants to keep his options open, y'know?
Right. Wrong. Left. What?
That's how relationships usually went for Henry.
"Henry, you just want to have your cake and kiss it too!" Charlotte's voice rang in his head. Meh, whatever. That was a month ago. A month was a long time. Things changed during long periods of time. Really! Henry was trying to get better with...don't say it. Don't say it. Relationships.
SHUT UP, CHARLOTTE.
Henry found himself doing this a disturbing amount of times during the day. Jasper said it was his conscience. Henry had asked Jasper what the heck a conscience was, and Piper proceeded to hit Jasper with a baseball bat (multiple times) for some reason. That happened a lot.
The fall formal was soon, and Henry had no clue who he was going to ask. Or...well, anyone to ask, for that matter. Bianca wasn't on good terms with him. Chloe wasn't either. Veronika was in jail. And they all said "You can't handle a real relationship, blah blah blah." WELL. He COULD handle a real relationship. That was exactly what he intended to do.
Not with Bianca or Chloe. He had given them too many chances, and they all rejected him, saying stuff like "you can't commit" and "you just cheated on me" and all that crap. No, he was going to find a new girl. Girls. Maybe more than one.
...can't hurt, right?