1. In where Darth Vader tracks Elmo

In space where Darth Vader's ship was and where he was working, there was a huge pile of paper everywhere and Darth Vader was forced to do it for the emperor. He took a few breaks after he did only a little bit of the works.

And what is the use of this work, thought Darth Vader. Why does my master want me to go so angry with him.

It was true, the emperor was going to make him angry in real life. He wanted to do that. It was just to make Darth Vader even more stronger so he can defeat the rebels properly. Darth Vader went to do something else rather than doing the huge pile of paper. He went to the toilet bringing a newspaper with him. That's where the emperor won't ever find him. His phone was ringing, oh no, Darth Vader forgot to leave his phone. He checked to see who it was anyway. It said that it was the emperor. Darth Vader answered it.

'Hello,' he said when he answered the phone.

'Vader, this is your master,' said the emperor's voice.

'What is thy bidding, my master?' Darth Vader asked.

'Ew, what's that smell,' gutted the emperor. 'Vader are you in the toilet.'

'No my master,' explained Darth Vader. 'I'm taking out some poo from a cow, and throwing it out in deep space.'

'I believe that you are lying,' said the emperor, 'I'm going to come over there.'

Oh no, what would Darth Vader do? He got out of the toilet and went back to his desk. Suddenly something was beeping. Vader went to get the thing that was making the beeping. It was some sort of tracking computer.

It was saying, 'Sesame Street character detected.'

'What is a Sesame Street character?' Darth Vader asked the tracking computer.

'A muppet from Sesame Street,' replied the computer.

'Yes and what's Sesame Street?' asked Darth Vader again.

'A kids show from a planet far far away from here,' corrected the computer.

'Do you know who's detected?' asked Vader for the last time.

'Elmo,' answered the computer. 'Elmo Kwan.'

'But how is he Elmo Kwan?' this time Vader asked it again but wouldn't for the last time. He would keep going and going.

'Sorry,' said the computer, 'his surname isn't "Kwan". I'll take you there.'

So suddenly, the computer pulled Darth Vader out of the Death Star and he was gone. The emperor was knocking on his door saying, 'Vader. Vader, I need to come in.' There was no answer. The emperor forced the door open, then he got in.

'Vader,' he yelled, 'VADER!'

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Darth Vader had been pulled for two hours and had never gotten there yet.

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It had been five hours now.

X.x.X

Finally after nine hours of being pulled, Vader had come into a fantasy world.