Here is FlameMetalShiniNinjaLearCrusade! This FanFiction is all of your favorite characters from different shows(unless they werent your favorite characters) in one school! Some of you may recognize where I got the school's name from. But, that's of little importance. I'll mention what shows are in this : FullMetal Alchemist, Death-Note, Bleach, Naruto, Chrono Crusade, Tsubasa Chronicle/CardCaptors, Devil May Cry, and more. Some of these shows are absent on the first day of school, pity. There are even some characters from books, and the shows I haven't mentioned will more than likely be the ones that come in later. I also make fun of some characters. I probably don't like those characters... or I might, but still want to make fun of them. Take Pikachu for example, oh you'll see... Also, I used to help me with the Spanish part, just to inform you, I don't really know Spanish. I didn't do this FanFiction all by myself, my friend Wolfy helped me. She deserves credit as well, she helps with a lot of the ideas and tells me if they are good or not. Thanks Wolfy! Ok, so enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or shows that I'm using, otherwise I'd be rich, the shows would have the ending I want, and I wouldn't be writing this because I'd have some discombobulated thing with all the characters anyway. But, I do own Marcia, Alex, Derek, and Jason, oh and the random people who shout at Ed!

Introductions to some of the characters, new and old- Chapter 1

FullMetal Alchemist

Edward Elric, followed by his younger brother,Alphonse, stepped out of a black limousine. Ed was currently in a brownish suit-like outfit(from the movie) while Al wore Ed's old clothes.Edward hasn't seen this school in a while. In fact, he had grown a couple of centimeters since last year. He'd like to see someone call him short now. "Hey Fresh-meat, go home! Short stuff!" Someone shouted, while riding a red bike. "You should of never left middle school!" Said a different voice.

They thought he was a freshman? Ed felt the itch to kill them but instead the prodigy smiled to himself(Very out of character) . He'll let that slide this once, after all it is the first day of school. Well, not saying ever. He is a senior in Seigaku High School. But, to think, this is his very last year. All his friends, this is his last chance to spend as much time with them as possible. He chuckled lightly. At least that means saying good-bye to this hell hole very soon. "Brother, how does it feel to be a senior now?" Al asked curiously. Al would currently be a Junior. "It feels damn great," Ed replied. Just then, he heard a voice calling him. A blond girl with light blue eyes wearing a black mini skirt, white tank top under a black jacket, and black shoes, came running over. "Scratch that, it really isn't so great," Ed corrected.

"Hey Edward!" Winry greeted cheerily, smiling kindly at him. Ed smiled back.

"Hi Winry," Al said. Winry nodded at him, acknowledging his presence, and then turned back to Ed.

"Hey, Ed, guess what!"

"What?" Edward wondered. He knew.

"HOW THE HELL COULD YOU FORGET ME?! I HAD TO WALK HERE!!!!!" Winry shouted loud enough for the whole school to hear. Nobody bothered to pay any mind to it, everyone should know about Winry's 'issues'.

"Winry, I'm sorry, it's just that you were taking forever!" Ed reasoned. Winry ignored him and reached for her wrench.(which she got out of no where) Ed tried escaping, but Winry caught up with him. Succeeding in beating him to near death, well, not quite.

Just like old times. Though, now, it might take a little longer to get to class.

Chrono Crusade

"AHHHHHH! CHRONO!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE BACK IN THIS TERRIBLE PLACE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait--Oh, and Az, welcome to Seigaku High!" Rosette told her friends as they exited a white chariot. Other kids around them ohhhhh and ahhhhhhh-ed, seeing the beautiful white stallion horses that were leading the chariot. Rosette wore, not her normal outfit, but a pair of black pants and a red tank-top. Her friends, however, wore their normal clothing.

"Oh, wow! This place looks great! I can't believe I'll be in the same school as you guys!" Azmaria declared. Chrono smiled at her. "It will be fun."

"And... I'll be able to repay Ed for what he did!" Rosette grinned evilly. Chrono suddenly seemed nervous.

"C' mon Rosette, why are you two always trying to kill each other? I mean, it wasn't that bad," Chrono tried recalling that day. It was in the summer. Everyone decided to get together before school starts, and go to a water park. Ed and Rosette started arguing, like always, and Ed said, "At least I'm more responsible than you!"

Rosette got angry and shouted back, "Well, I am responsible! Name one time I wasn't!" So, to prove his point, Ed took out a list of stuff, like buildings, Rosette blew up or destroyed. Rosette got angrier and vowed to get him back. Unfortunately, the two always argued over stupid, small things.

"But I will get him!" Chrono sighed and nodded.

"We're going to get in trouble again, aren't we? And on the first day. We could even get Azmaria in trouble. Do you want to get suspended again, Rosette?" Chrono asked, hoping to convince Rosette not to do anything that she'll regret. Before the chariot left Rosette reached inside and pulled out spray paint cans, a yellow dress, and a make-up kit. "I take that as a yes," Chrono added with another sigh.

Here we go again.

Naruto

"Oh, Sasuke-kun! I hope we have the same classes!" Sakura Haruno squealed. Gesturing to her other teammate, Sasuke. All three of the ninja's- in- "training" wore their normal ninja attire. "No, Sakura, we won't. You'll probably be taking 'How not to be loud, utterly useless, and annoying' classes, while I take the ninja courses," The young Uchiha explained. Sakura looked hurt for a minute, then just said, "It's okay Sasuke, I know you're just kidding!" Sasuke glared at her, but she didn't seem to notice.

"Hey, Sakura-chan! I hope we could be in the same classes! Maybe then we could have some alone time..." Naruto suggested. Sakura bawled a fist and then punched Naruto in the face. "In your dreams!" Sakura huffed and walked away along with Sasuke, leaving Naruto.

"Hey, Guys wait up!" Naruto shouted, getting up and trailing behind them.

In class

Light sighed, back to school. He wore a black suit and shoes. Yagami Light walked inside classroom 517. It was large, for a lot of students, and, currently, was empty, save for one seat that was occupying someone Light knew as Ryuzaki, wearing his typical blue jeans and white shirt; you would never guess he was so rich . "Good morning, Ryuzaki. I see your early."

L looked up from a book he was reading by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle . "Hello, Yagami -kun." L, or otherwise known as Ryuzaki, greeted. There was a silence for a while, both Light and L knew L's reasons for being here, though they try disguising it under a false friendship. "So, we're seniors now, eh?" L told Light.

"Guess so."

Silence, at least there was until, "LIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!" Light adopted a look of sheer horror and disgust on his face. No. Not her, it can't be. Didn't he tell her to switch schools? Misa ran through the hallway and finally dived into classroom 517. She was wearing a very short black, Goth-looking dress and a black jacket.

"Light-kun! Misa was looking everywhere for you!" Amane Misa claimed as she rushed to hug Light. Light longed to slap her, tell her to go away, but with one glance behind Misa, seeing Rem watching him, he resolutely returned the hug.

"Light-kun, Misa missed you so much!"

"I...mi... okay," Light replied, knowing that he will never miss her, that will be the closest he gets to saying so.

"Hello, Amane -chan," Ryuzaki told Misa. "Ryuzaki! You're here again too?! Well, we could all hang out again!" L nodded, not showing as much enthusiasm as Misa. "Yes," He answered. Light calmly walked over and sat next to L, who was in the second-to-last row on the seat farthest to the left. Misa plucked herself down next to Light. "So, what class is this?" Misa questioned.

"This is not really a class, it's home room. Soon our teacher should be here. We'll be here for about 30 minutes and then we go to our classes," L stated intelligently, followed up by a "oh" from Misa.

"Yo, what up daugs?" Spoke a deep voice from the classroom doorway. Standing there, the trio could see Pikachu. Not alone though, but not with his usual Pokemon party(Ash, Misty, etc.) Instead, the yellow mouse Pokemon was surrounded by woman, all gawking over him and admiring him, etc.. Weird. But the Death- Note cast was used to seeing such. "Er, h-hi-hi... P-Pikachu.." Misa stammered. No doubt stunned by the yellow- mouse's presence, or at least that's what he thought. "Misa, baby, when will you come join me?"

"YES!!!! TAKE HER!!! GET RID OF HER!!! I MEAN, GO MISA!! AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!! I WILL BE HEART BROKEN BUT I WILL SUPPORT THIS IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT, SO GO!!!" Light encouraged, though nobody seemed to notice. "Um,... soo...nish. It's just. Now I'm already in love with Light-kun! And I wouldn't want to make Light jealous! But.. Uh, sorry. " Misa replied as kindly as possible, not knowing what else to say. Even she knew it wasn't wise to piss off Pikachu. Pikachu nodded and took off his sunglasses, revealing adorable, big, brown eyes. Anyone would think they were so cute. Though looks could be deceiving. "Alright, I can dig that."

"Though, you better be with me soon," Ash's prized Pokemon advised. Misa gulped. She knew what happened to one of the Nurse Joys. Not a pretty thing, and she didn't want that to be her. Speaking of which, Pikachu was well- known and respected. Him and his crew practically owned the place, as well as the Pika-Pata-Yugi mafia. Footsteps could be heard in the hallway.

"Hey, Mist, do you think Pikachu ran ahead in class?"Asked one voice.

"I'm willing to bet it. You'll see, Pikachu will be right there. Right guys?"

"Right!" Assured the rest of the Pokemon trainer's group. They were still in the hallway, but getting closer.

"Dammit!" Pikachu swore. He shook off his green hat, gold chains, etc. and told his girls to take the stuff and leave, that he'll meet them later at his place. The Death-Note trio looked utterly disgusted, but didn't show it. The Pokemon trainers walked in to see a cute and cuddly Pikachu staring at them with large brown eyes. "Aww, how cute!" Misty exclaimed, as she reached to pick Pikachu up. Was it mentioned before that Ash and his crew didn't know about Pikachu's other lifestyle?

Well, every Pokemon group member wore their normal attire too. "Hi, L, Whore, and bastard!" Misty shouted happily, she loathed Misa and Light. Though in their series the cast would never say such things, this was behind the scenes. Misty, along with others, thought this meant they could do whatever they wanted.

"Hey! Don't be mean to Misa-Misa! Misa thinks you should have stayed in the little 6th grade!" Misa pointed out, though she knew they didn't just come from middle school.. The pokemon group mainly consisted of some freshman, Dawn, and Max, but the rest, May, Misty, Ash, Brock, Drew, Rafe, and Paul were all sophomores.

"Excuse you? What did you say?" Misty asked.

"YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL," Misa repeated, sticking out her tongue. Bad mistake. This was followed up by some necessary violence, meaning beating Misty the crap out of Misa until Light, L, and Ash pulled her off.

"Wow, remind me not to get Misty angry!" Dawn said.

"No thanks, you probably deserve to get your ass kicked too," Paul commented, earning him a glare from Dawn. If looks could kill, consider him dead. So, the Pokemon group sat down, taking up the entire first row. Eventually, Takada, Mello, and Mikami joined Light, Misa, and L. Takada sat next to Mello who sat next to Mikami who sat next to Misa. Mikami did wink and smile at Light, giving Light some curious looks from the rest of the crew.

"Where is Near? He's the only one left to complete our circle," L pointed out.

"But we're in a row!" Protested Misa. L, though out of character, couldn't help but to roll his eyes.

"It's a figure of speech."

"Oh. What's that? I never knew speeches have figures... Like muscles?!"

"Never mind." L, then out of boredom and hunger, took out a cookie jar from his backpack. Everyone was to occupied watching him eat to notice the new voices in the hallway.

Innocence

"Hey, Alex, wanna go out with me? Of coarse, you are going to say yes, right? I mean, who could resist my sexy and hot looks?"A boy named Jason asked. He wore washed out jeans and a white shirt under a black trench coat. He had spiky blond hair ( kinda like Cloud's from Final Fantasy) and dark brown eyes. He was energetic, lively, and couldn't get a girl.

"Um, no, I don't like you... I like..." . The girl known as Alex had very short, straight, and even brown hair with bangs, she also had light brown eyes. She wore a plain yellow dress and brown shoes. She was the shy and kind type. Alex was too busy staring at her other friend Derek to finish her sentence Wonder why? Well, Derek didn't know why.

"Such obvious actions, yet you don't see it. You people are too naive for your own good," Near pointed out, mainly referring to Derek, while twirling some of his white, curly hair. Alex glanced at Near. "Shouldn't you be with L, Mello, Light, etc?" Near nodded and said,

" I assume they would think so. We're almost there." Never once had his voice raised any, or shown any emotion. That was Near for you.

Jason sighed. "Ah, alas, where is my love Marcia?"

"Everyone is your love," said Derek. Derek had dark brown hair that was sort of messy-spiky, though not quite like Jason's and had matching eyes. He wore brown jeans and a matchuing colored button up shirt. He was determined, stubborn, and sometimes serious. Jason thought for a minute, or at least looked like he was thinking, and then replied with,

"True! But I still want to see Marcia!"At hearing that name, Near seemed to have twitched.

"Don't jinx poor Near, you know how those two are." Alex giggled.

"There is no such term as 'jinxing' someone. It is a simple falsehood to make up for a person's bad luck, or rather preferred as their own mistakes or miscalculations," Near lectured. The group eyed Near, why did he always have to do that? They made it to the class and entered.

In Class

"Hi peoples!" Jason yelled to the class. Nobody even batted a eye, he's just not that noticeable.

"Hi," Derek restated.

"Hello," Near added. Both voices, though more Near's than Derek's, were barely audible, however, the whole class looked up. "Hi Near!" Misa exclaimed.

"Near," L acknowledged.

"Hi," The Pokemon group chimed in simultaneously(A/N Don't they have a real knack for doing that?). Near simply nodded. He took a seat in the row behind the Death-Note cast. "Hmm, Near, why sit there?" Misa asked.

"Oh, I'm staying here for a while with them, we did a weird adventure of a sort together, But I may return to sitting there soon." Plus, Near didn't care to sit next to Takada. He thought she was very stupid. Mello glared at Near. How dare he show up to take his case? But, Near didn't seem to care.

"Nearie-kun!!!!!!!!" Oh, no. Not her. No. No. No. No.

"NEARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!" At this, Near slowly inched closer to the back of the class. Hoping he couldn't be seen.

"Psst, Ryuzaki, I'm not here," Near whispered. L looked in his direction and nodded, then gave him a thumbs up.

"Got it."

A girl, around 15, went inside the class. She had long flowing black hair with beautiful curls, and she had pale, bright blue-gray eyes. She wore black shorts and a baby-blue, long sleeved shirt, and black slippers.

"Hola, come estas, class?" The girl questioned.

L was the one to speak up."Eh, Somos beunos? A proposito, Near tiene razon alli si ese es tu 'Nearie -kun'(Eh, we're good. By the way, Near is over there if that's your 'Nearie -kun')"

"I'm only part Spanish. I just enjoy speaking the language a lot. Isn't that right, Nearie -kun? And yes, I see him hiding. Gracias sin embargo.(thanks though.)"

"I wasn't hiding, Marcia. I was just enjoying the view of the class. In the center, my eyes cannot scan the whole thing. I am human, I've no eyes in the back of my head. That is inconceivable. So, to get a better look at this year's home room, I walked over here to get a look at the entire--"

Marcia interrupted. "Oh, shut up. Excuses. I won't stand around to listen to such nonsense, in fact, I'm starting to believe you were trying to get away from me." Marcia crossed her arms.

"In all's truth, I really don't desire to see, speak of, get in contact with, or anything else to do with you."

"Why? Is it because you know I'm really angry with you right now?"

"Possible."

"Well, love, you did make L's face look absolutely hideous in that mask of yours!"

"It wouldn't be very sagacious of you to act so dramatic over such minuscule things."

"Translation?" Misa asked Light. Light sighed. How could this woman be such a air head?

"'It wouldn't be very wise of you to be so dramatic over such small things.'" Misa nodded in understanding, or at least pretending to.

"Oh, cut the crap, Near. Minuscule? Minuscule? MINUSCULE?! I THINK NOT! DI ESO OTRA VEZ! ME ATREVO TE! TOMEMO ESTE EXTERIOR! NO HACES FALTA DE RESPETO L DEL ATREVIMIENTO!!! ENTIENDES?(You don't wanna know..)" Even Near was in shock because of how fast she said that. She concluded it with a snap with her fingers.

"Yes, yes, I understand, Marcia."

"Cierra para arriba!... I'm done, ok. That's it."

"You sure? Tu sure? Vous sure? Voi sure? Du sure? A–"(A/N Very smart alecy, out of character.)

"NEAR! I'M SURE! STOP WITH THE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!" Near nodded and sat down. Marcia plucked herself next to him. These two were odd together, to say the least. Marcia was smart, more energetic, deceiving, cheery, pessimistic, she had anger issues, she was a good liar, and always wants to have fun. She would get angry at Near for the smallest things, he would call it irrational, she would get angrier, calm down, and their friends again. She loved playing games with him, playing with his hair, and acting like a crazed fangirl of his. That especially annoyed him. She generally had fun picking fights with him. Though he would always win, or she'd give up.

"My assumption is that you got my gift?" Near said. The gift was the L mask made personally by Near. He knew she admired L too, but in this case, he sent a ugly mask of a face that was supposed to belong to L to her house. As he predicted, it got her mad. But that's what their whole friendship was built upon. At any rate, that's the mask Marcia was so mad over. Marcia smiled.

"Yes, Near love, or should I say N–"

"Class is going to start soon," Near announced, cutting her off. Marcia looked ahead of them and saw the reason why. Marcia possessed the great knowledge of Near's real name, she also knew what Kira is and who the prime suspect is. After seeing Light, she immediately thought that from now on she needed to be more careful. Wait, careful? Light? What was this?!

Marcia got up from her seat, ignoring Near's questioning looks, and walked in front of Yagami's seat. "Yagami Light?"

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"CUAL ES TU PROBLEMA? COMO PODRIAS?! TE DETESTO! TU TERRIBLE! MORIR, IDIOTA! IDIOTA! IDIOTA! TU TAL IDIOTA! L! COMO PADRIA HACES ESO A L?! QUE HIZO A L NUNCA HACER A TI?! INTENTASTE MATAR A L! MORRIR! IDIOTA!" Marcia shouted all of this while slapping him, and then kicking him. " ENSUCIAS CON EL OTRA VEZ, Y TE MATARE!"

Finally, she stopped, her anger subsided. (A/N I hate Light, I'm sure you all know that by now. He's gay. So, I absolutely had to just make someone beat him to death) "Done yet?" L questioned. This girl was mad!

"Yes. And no, I'm not crazy, I just despise him with a passion. You are L, correct?"

"Hai," Came the reply.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S REALLY YOU! I JUST ADORE YOU! YOU'RE SOOOOO AWESOME!" Marcia squealed.

"Eh, hai."

"AHHHHHHHH, L JUST TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!!"

"Hai."

"I LOVED THE WAY YOU SAID '7 PERCENT'!!!!!!!! THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES!!!! YOU'RE JUST THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I said 7 percent too . . . " Near mumbled. For some reason, Marcia's constant rambling was even more annoying than usual. Probably because he deserves some credit too. After all, isn't he helping to capture Kira too? That must've been the reason. Why else?

"Hai."

"AND YOUR HAIR!!! IT'S SOOOOO FASCINATING!!!!!!!!!" "Hai." "WOW!!!!!!!!!!! L!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hai."

"Is that all you could say? No famous lines for me?"

"Hai."

"GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!!"

"Hai."

"Okay, stop, seriously."

"Hai." Marcia got up and walked back to Near. "For now, if I still admire L, I assure you, it is in the most petite manner," She told Near, annoyed. For now at least, by the next period she'll love him again.Near somewhat smiled at her, more like a haha smirk kinda thing,(A/N though a little crooked, still adorable!) the closest he'll ever get to a real smile. The first bell rang, a sign to hurry to your classes."Hmph, this is going to be quite the interesting year."

"Oh yes, love."

To Be Continued...

Ok, so some of the groups haven't made it there yet, and I know it was kinda long since class hasn't even started, etc, but was it okay? Near was very out of character, but he's hard to portray seeing as he really doesn't even show much emotion. But, the rest of the groups will be in the next chapter, and I'll probably have to make it shorter. However, it took a while for me to write this, so I really hope you enjoyed. You probably noticed that I put some Spanish in here, I'm part Spanish but I don't know how to speak it -- so I used to translate, so don't get angry at me if it wasn't correct. R&R please, no flames, constructive critisism is okay, and stay tunned for the next chapter!