Once upon a time there was a school called Sunnydale High and the children and the attendants were all fat and sassy
Except for one little boy and his name was Jonathan.
People pushed him around until he turned into a freak. He took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun.
Said, "Sunydale needs to have a little bit of fun."
BANG! Shot Xander and pointed at Willow with Warren in the way, oh, what a big dillema!
Then Jonathan died and everything was fine except Buffy's freaking and Angel's lost his mind
And pruposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes, but as she refused (and what a big surprise)
When he cried like a baby and went back to his hotel, fucked up the room, and stuck Riley with the bill.
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore and he kicked Riley's ass and he cried a little more.
Hey, remember back when Drusilla and Spike were going out and Spike was doing fine, but then began to doubt
That his little stack of dimes couldn't measure up to Angel's when he saw it in the locker room between Angel's legs.
So, he noticed who took him out of his romantic slump.
Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump. Then Drusilla found out and to make matters worse,
It turns out that Giles was the first.
Well, Anya got raped and that guy is gay.
Jenny gets boners and farts all day.
Wesley is a dork and Willow is, too.
Principal Snyder got cancer up the wazoo.
Darla likes to cut.
Cordelia is a bitch and Drusilla is a slut.
Willow's kinda whiny and Dawn got hit.
Faith never seems to do jack shit.
Buffy is my favorite thing when the theme song plays I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air.
I even miss Jenny's hair.
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I hope that you enoyed this. I know that it isn't accurate and it doesn't really make sense, but I'd like to thank Agnieszka1989 from who got a "Degrassi" parody song and stuck it with some "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" clips. It's a really funny video. I don't anything so don't sue!
"That guy" is some guy I didn't know from the video and Jenny is Ms. Calendar from Seasons 1 & 2 from Buffy.