A mischievous smile growing on her features, Angelica held Jack's small doppelganger in hand. She had spent no less than four days on that God forsaken spit of land yet she could not bring herself to summon the overwhelming upsurge of hate and vengefulness she had experienced upon her inconstant lovers' first betrayal. How could she, when he had (however begrudgingly she may admit) saved her life? Or rather, when she knew she would have done the same? The miniscule islands' even smaller coconut tree, though, simply wasn't sufficient enough to sustain her life for much longer. Tiempos desperados exigen acciones desperadas*, she thought as she lifted the doll up to her sun dried lips.
Juggling the overly painted woman on his lap from one leg to the other, Captain Sparrow reached a hand up to slap at his ear.
"Wha' is it 'andsome?" she asked, hand stroking his mop of hair in what he assumed was supposed to be a seductive manner. He mentally chastised himself. It wasn't the poor girls fault if her hair was too blond; eyes too blue; frame too thin; manner too…not her. Bloody hell he was such a bloody sap.
"Nothing love, just felt a…" he shook his head and rubbed his ear once more. What was that damn blowing sensation? There wasn't a breath of wind in the crowded and rowdy tavern. He glanced behind him; no one there. He looked at the woman (Joy? Joanne? Jane? He never was good with names), who looked quizzically back at him. He opened his mouth to speak again…only to stop mid word and narrow his eyes. The woman sat on the other side of him, staring at him clear as day. Then why did he feel a pair of lips settle at the base of his neck, tongue boldly probing the area?
The woman cocked her head in surprise, enquiring once more whether he was alright. This went unnoticed by Jack as the invisible mouth traveled steadily up his neck, leaving a path of rattled nerves. Just as the nipping reached the crease between ear and neck, a feather light stroke began somewhere much farther south along his bodily borders. The stroking became firmer, making his jaw slacken and eyes roll. The visible woman at present blanched in shock, leaning away from the suddenly overwrought pirate.
"Suh, ya'll righ'? Suh? Captain?" as her tone began to take on a frantic note, Jack suddenly snapped to, brow furrowed and eyes darting from side to side in a whimsical expression of shock and disbelief. Without another word he stood up from his seat, plopping the thoroughly flabbergasted woman off his lap with a short "Sorry, love" and darted to his rented lodging on the upper floor. He quickly slammed the door shut before collapsing against it, touching his forehead to the beaten wooden and releasing his raging erection from his confining trousers.
The tickle of ghost fingers could still be felt on his person as he racked his mind, attempting to remember what he could have possibly done lately to bring this about. All thought was swept from his mind, however, when the lips that had so ardently suckled his neck wrapped themselves around his member. It was a curious sensation, like viewing a painting with the essence of a fruit as opposed to a clear drawing; a bundle of adjectives as opposed to a concise word. There wasn't a drop of moisture on his lower anatomy nor a solid physical being but he knew even his wild imaginings could not conjure up something that felt so…so real. And so he gasped and panted as he felt a mouth that wasn't there expertly serve him.
Feeling his knees weaken slightly, he pushed himself away from the door to stumble to his bed. Falling back onto it with a groan and a sigh, he decided to wait out the torturous pleasure, choosing to enjoy it while he could rather than question it. His invisible lover was proficient, bringing him to completion only moments later with a load groan of gratification.
Panting heavily, he lay on his bed, eyes hooded with drowsiness and soiled loins more satisfied than they had been in quite some time. Not since Angelica in fact. Angelica! How could he have forgotten!
*Translation: Desperate times call for desperate measures