If you ever wondered what TF2 driving would be like this would be it. (First story)
"Come on guys we got to get the sweat awesome Jeep so I can kamikaze it into the red team's faces and kill them by road kill" said the soldier as he was think of road kill a lot.
"No you war maniac lets get the mini car with explosion proof and invisibility thing it's much better than the huge one" the spy said as he was arguing with the soldier.
"Little man zat small car of yours is too small for it is for babies, bigger means stronger and better why get small car when we can get big strong tank like this". The Heavy said.
"Oh please fat man you only want that tank to hide what you have down there". Spy said seriously.
"Men men let's settle this like gentlemen we fight to the death for it this will be a fighting and weapons who ever survive wins and gets to choose." The soldier said with excitement. Both agree tonight in the gravel pit.
I was lazy and I will say that the soldier wins because… well just because.
"I am Victorious." The soldier said "so we get the jeep.
Few days later they have to pass the exam so stay tuned for few days and review please.