Author's Note (Part 1):

Hello everyone! This is going to be my first fanfic since I joined this site about 3 years ago. I love reading all different kinds of fanfics, but I really love the Harry Potter crossover fanfics. Please keep making more because I am addicted! ^_^

Everyone, I hope you enjoy my first fanfic! And I hope most of you get the Disney reference. If you do, review please!

ALLCYONE

Title: (Male) Lady and the (Rich) Tramp

Summary: I was just having a normal day and then he walks up to me. Why, oh, why can't I have one stinken normal day? Must the Fates screw me over as many times as there are people on the planet? Of course, now he wants to talk to me about our totally sucky relationship. And how he didn't mean to cheat on me! My name is Hadrian Jameson Sirius Potter-Black. I am, unfortunately, the (Male) Lady of this story.

Day 01

It was my first day back at the bar where I work. Things were going great; the lunch crowd came in right on schedule and then the people I like to call the "early-in-the-afternoon" drinkers. It was difficult coming back into the job so soon after the accident that killed my parents, but as the day progressed, it got easier. Luka, my best friend since we were in diapers, has been a great help.

How about I start from the beginning, two months ago, my parents were killed in a hit-and-run. Well, they actually didn't die in the car because the EMTs arrived, but they died of their severe injuries in the hospital. My father was taking my dad out for dinner when it happened. And yes, I did say my father and dad. My father had had me from a previous marriage and when the lady, I am forced to call my biological mother, tried to drown me in the backyard pool when I was two, it was the last straw. They were divorced within the week; the lady wanting nothing to do with me didn't try to gain custody. My father and my dad had formerly been involved with each other when they were in college, but my father was from a wealthy family and had to produce an heir. When father's parents found out, they went ballistic, going as far as accusing him of trying to ruin the family name and image they had carried for centuries. They forced him to leave dad and marry the lady that almost killed me. She was tried for attempted murder and convicted soon after.

Here I am almost twenty-five years later. I'm still a virgin, I still have my first kiss, and I am completely in love with a man that comes in every Tuesday night to drink an expensive glass of wine and then leave, only to repeat the process the next week. Luka says I should at least try and get his number, but…he is just so unapproachable and yet he draws attention from everyone in the room.

Author's Note (Part 2):

This is just a test run. I also have a challenge for everyone that reviews. Try and figure out the guy Harry is crushing on. Anyone that gets it right will be mentioned in order of who reviewed (first, second, third, etc.) in the next part of this short story fanfic. Thank you for reading and good (morning, day, night)!

ALLCYONE