Chapter -1: Inkvasion
In a house in conneticut there was evil afoot. Hello my name is Games Jemrano and with my partner Dirty Derik we go cross country and solve ghosts. usually they arent' ghosts but fuking kids but we dont tell THE FAMILEIS cuz we aint no fuckin narks you shit stain go to hell if you wnat thaty kidna sheeit. But this house was like no house before, it was build in the 200s BCS by indian tanning booth compainies, so it was extra prone to the spookynatural.
Chapter -2: Squirt Squirt Squirt Strawberry deluxe
As a result we had to be careful. the family was poor so they couldnt pay us so Dirty Darik had sex with the women of the household but when they got in the shower to have hawt watersex the shower spat out smuckers strawberry jelly which made them dead. I had to stop the evil spirits so I talked to sum kid play a gmea called HALF MIUNTE VILLAN then i realsieex that he WAS the I FUCKING HATE KEANU REEVES villain. when i tried to grab him someone clapped behind me and I fell down the stairs, running into the husband, killing the daughter and her unborn aunt. The husband was then posseseed by the evil ghost so i say WHAT DUO WANT FROM DIS FAMILYY FOUL deMON n he's liek AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it was so loud that i started to cry but this was no ordinary tears this WAS BLORDY tears n i finally realized that the gamertag was someone i had foght as a kid!
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