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Get a Life
Zexion was sitting on the sofa in the main corridor, alone. And he was doing his favorite thing: reading. So there he was, reading a book, alone, on a sofa. The book he was reading was called Get a Life. He found it rather enjoyable.
So there he was, reading his book, when Demyx strolls in. "hey," he playfully calls as he sits on the other side of the couch.
Zexion grunted as a response.
Then it was silent for a few minutes as Demyx stared at a wall and Zexion read in his book.
Demyx broke the silence again. "So…what're you reading there?"
"A book." Zexion turns a page.
"Oh," Demyx turns his head away. "What's it called?"
"Get a Life," he answered.
"Well that's rude," Demyx pretended to be sad.
"No, Get a Life is what the book is called. I wasn't saying that directly to you." He explained.
Demyx smiled, "that's good. Heh-heh."
"What?" Zexion asked.
Demyx smiled as he turned his head, "well, I was just thinking about something funny. That's all."
Zexion actually stopped reading and looked up. "And that would be…?"
Demyx laughed, "Well Get a Life can be used as a retort or as, like you said, a title of a book. So it might be funny to use it as like an inside joke."
Zexion waited a moment before responding, "How would that be funny?"
"Well," Demyx rubbed the back of his head, "it just an inside joke…"
Marluxia just happened to walk in. he saw the two sitting on the same couch and saw Demyx rubbing his own head. "Did something happen?" he said in his eerie voice.
Demyx turned his head, pulled his hand off his head, and smiled. "See, I'll show you how this is funny." Demyx stood up and walked close to Marluxia. "Get a Life."
Zexion giggled as Marluxia blew his top. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'GET A LIFE' NUMBER NINE?!"
Demyx smiled, "not telling." He touched his index finger to his lips, and he winked at Zexion, who smiled.
Being a smart member of the organization, Zexion stood up, bookmarked his place, and teleported away.
"What?! Zexion?!" Demyx yelled at Zexion, who was already gone.
Marluxia smiled as he summoned his scythe. "Now you hold still and I won't beat you to death."
Demyx flinched as Marluxia raised his weapon. Great, he won't kill me if I-
"I'll just beat you half to death." He smiled and lowered his weapon down upon little Demyx, who screamed like a little schoolgirl.
Teddie: he-he!
Demyx: you're so mean Teddie! And you too Zexion!
Zexion: …your point is…?
Demyx: you're being mean! *starts to cry*
Marluxia: shouldn't I be the bad guy here?
Demyx: you're so mean Zexion! *starts weakly slapping Zexion*
Zexion: *opens his book and starts to read* please stop doing that Demyx.
Teddie: my brother gave me that idea where Zexion teleports away.
Zexion: I liked it.
Marluxia: ,o^0, nobody's paying attention to me…
Teddie: I did too.
Marluxia: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!
Everybody: *stares at Marluxia with a emotionless face*
Marluxia: stop it!