Don't wanna be a Carrow-like idiot...
Two people controlled by the Dark Lord
Do I look like some incompetent
fatso?
They're pretty stupid, to be sure
They both eat as much as they're
able
So big they can't fit at the table
But when have they ever
cared at a-all?
Think they're too good for a diet
When they
eat, they're not very quiet
You can't keep anything down at all!
Don't wanna be a Carrow-like
idiot
Two people controlled by the Dark Lord
Alecto's the
biggest girl I've ever known
And no, she's not only big-boned
She runs all around Hogwarts
Wearing
little tiny tight shorts
First years lose their appeti-ites
Her
face is like a bad dream
Seeing it makes you wanna scre-am
Quick
now, turn out the light!
Don't wanna be a Carrow-like
idiot
Two people controlled by the Dark Lord
Amycus is the
meanest wizard in Britain
Tell you the truth, I think he killed my
kitten
He goes around torturing
students
Nobody knows how he can do it
Oh right just look at
his fa-ace!
He's got really really bad hair
Blows around in the
ai-ir
Greasy stuff gets in your face!