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The Search For Patrick's Candy Bar By: SpongeBob-Destroyer-of-Evil
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOO!
SpongeBob: Whatsamatter Patrick? Did you forget how to eat again?
Patrick: No.
SpongeBob: Darn! I was looking forward to the funnel! What happened?
Patrick: I got this note! (shows SpongeBob a piece of paper with a musical note on it)
SpongeBob: You're right!
Patrick: And look! There's a letter on the back1 (flips paper over to show a giant letter N)
SpongeBob: Right again!
Patrick: And I got this message! (shows SpongeBob message)
SpongeBob: Hmmm... "Dear Mr. Fat Pink Starfish, I have your precious candy bar. If you want it you will bring me a lot of money to a dark and creepy cave nearby. Signed, an unknown guy who stole your precious candy bar." I don't get it.
Patrick: Sponge, my candy bar was stolen. I need it. I'm hungry!
SpongeBob: You can have something to eat at my house. I got pizza.
Patrick: (throwing a fit) I WANT MY CANDY BAR! I WANT MY CANDY BAR!
SpongeBob: I know! I'll help you look!
Patrick: Where will we look?
SpongeBob: (thinks really hard) How about in Squidward's house?
Patrick: Okay! Maybe Squid will help us look!
SpongeBob: Let's go!
Inside Squidward's House
Patrick: I can't find my candy bar.
SpongeBob: Pat, we just got here.
Patrick: But you said it would be here!
SpongeBob: I said we could look here! Not that we would find it!
Patrick: Liar! YOU probably stole my candy bar!
SpongeBob: WHAT?! Why you little jerk!
Patrick: Geek!
SpongeBob: Nerd!
Patrick: Doofus!
SpongeBob: Dork!
Patrick: Goody Two shoes!
SpongeBob: Pink!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: (growling) Fatso!
Patrick: (gasps) You take that back!
SpongeBob: (sneering) Make me...Tubby.
Patrick: Gyaaaaaah! (begins beating the shit out of SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Ow, Patrick! Stop, Patrick! Ooh, Patrick! Ah, Patrick!
Patrick: (Tarzan call) I am Patrick, King of the Seas!!
SpongeBob: Take it easy, Pat. I'm sorry.
Patrick: (hugs SpongeBob) Me too buddy.
(door opens. Squidward walks in to see his house a complete mess and SpongeBob and Patrick hugging)
SpongeBob: Hi Squid!
Squidward: (growling) GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! RIGHT NOW! MOVE IT!
SpongeBob: Okay, see ya later!
Patrick: What's with Squidward?
SpongeBob: I dunno. Let's go ask Sandy if she'll help us look for your candy bar!
Patrick: Yay!
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The Search For Patrick's Candy Bar By: SpongeBob-Destroyer-of-Evil
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOO!
SpongeBob: Whatsamatter Patrick? Did you forget how to eat again?
Patrick: No.
SpongeBob: Darn! I was looking forward to the funnel! What happened?
Patrick: I got this note! (shows SpongeBob a piece of paper with a musical note on it)
SpongeBob: You're right!
Patrick: And look! There's a letter on the back1 (flips paper over to show a giant letter N)
SpongeBob: Right again!
Patrick: And I got this message! (shows SpongeBob message)
SpongeBob: Hmmm... "Dear Mr. Fat Pink Starfish, I have your precious candy bar. If you want it you will bring me a lot of money to a dark and creepy cave nearby. Signed, an unknown guy who stole your precious candy bar." I don't get it.
Patrick: Sponge, my candy bar was stolen. I need it. I'm hungry!
SpongeBob: You can have something to eat at my house. I got pizza.
Patrick: (throwing a fit) I WANT MY CANDY BAR! I WANT MY CANDY BAR!
SpongeBob: I know! I'll help you look!
Patrick: Where will we look?
SpongeBob: (thinks really hard) How about in Squidward's house?
Patrick: Okay! Maybe Squid will help us look!
SpongeBob: Let's go!
Inside Squidward's House
Patrick: I can't find my candy bar.
SpongeBob: Pat, we just got here.
Patrick: But you said it would be here!
SpongeBob: I said we could look here! Not that we would find it!
Patrick: Liar! YOU probably stole my candy bar!
SpongeBob: WHAT?! Why you little jerk!
Patrick: Geek!
SpongeBob: Nerd!
Patrick: Doofus!
SpongeBob: Dork!
Patrick: Goody Two shoes!
SpongeBob: Pink!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: (growling) Fatso!
Patrick: (gasps) You take that back!
SpongeBob: (sneering) Make me...Tubby.
Patrick: Gyaaaaaah! (begins beating the shit out of SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Ow, Patrick! Stop, Patrick! Ooh, Patrick! Ah, Patrick!
Patrick: (Tarzan call) I am Patrick, King of the Seas!!
SpongeBob: Take it easy, Pat. I'm sorry.
Patrick: (hugs SpongeBob) Me too buddy.
(door opens. Squidward walks in to see his house a complete mess and SpongeBob and Patrick hugging)
SpongeBob: Hi Squid!
Squidward: (growling) GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! RIGHT NOW! MOVE IT!
SpongeBob: Okay, see ya later!
Patrick: What's with Squidward?
SpongeBob: I dunno. Let's go ask Sandy if she'll help us look for your candy bar!
Patrick: Yay!
What do you think so far? Read and Review. Hope you liked it. Chapter two will be up soon!