Run. That's all his thought are apparently as i heard a cat scream."Hey you know running is stupid if you can't outrun what you're running from." I said to him and sighed as i kept moving closer and closer to the next guy on my list. He was quick but i was quicker as my lost eye and green eye looked at him through my midnight black hair and i sliced his neck with my long blade and shot him through the heart with my pistol. My button down dark turquoise shirt and black tank top underneath along with my jeans and black combat boots were covered with his blood, along with my old Zalgoid symbol on my cheek and Slender symbol on my right arm that i scratched out with a knife. He, of course, fell to the ground and i crossed him off before sirens were hear closing in."Aw shit." I cursed and slenderwalked away."Hey cool! I guess the time i spent with le faceless's WAS worth it!" I said to myself."Well maybe." I said, my other side being an ass like usual."I guess it's time for the next target to die by my lead and steel." I said and smirked before i felt a hand on my shoulder and turned my head and smirked.
"Hey, Mr. Z~" I said happily and turned around and kicked him in the stomach."You've been a pain in my ass for too long, Mr. Ryder Daniels." He said and i smirked at the demonic Hell spawn."I told you, i'm never joining you and rather die than do so." I told him and yawned."Thanks for the immortality though, tell Stripes hello for me." I teased as i swore i saw an irk mark on his head.'Almost time.' I thought and instantly felt the warning and i moved as he tried to slash me and i moved a second early, no scratches on me and i laughed."That's all ya got, Zalgo?!" I said and laughed."You cocky bastard! How dare you wear my mark on ya sorry cheek!" He screamed and attacked me again but, like the last time, i moved out of the way before he could however some one caught me."Hey Slenderdick!" I said before i kissed his cheek."Here take this." I said and vanished, him obviously confused before Zalgo tackled him instead of me. I smirked and took a picture as they appeared in a very suggestive position."You two look amazing!" I said and laughed before i flipped them off."See ya! Humans are't going to get themselves!" I said and stuck my tongue out and jumped down off the bakery's roof.
I appeared at the house i needed an hour later and held out one of my grenades."Too easy." I said and saw a child praying to God i guessed."Awe she's cute." I said and smiled before shrugged and pulled the pin and launched it. I heard the child scream and i laughed."Awe that's such a nice sound." I said and sighed happily and went down my list til the last one. It was a nice piece of ass with a nice rack."Damn..." I said and whistled before i walked over to her and grabbed her breast and put a knife to her neck."Do anything and i'll gouge your eyes out." I whispered in her ear and she nodded softly. I smirked and had my fun but i knew it wouldn't last as a neighbor called the police."Damn it!" I yelled as i finished and shot her and got dressed before i slenderwalked into the neighbor's house and slashed his throat."Hello?" I heard on the phone. I picked it up."Yo!" I said before a woman gasped."W-Who are you?" She asked."Fred Flintstone because I'll make your bed rock." I said and hung up and killed the wife, a young woman, and 3 children.
"Whelp that was fun but now it's time for list 1,531." I said and vanished to do my next list of a million people that i've done for centuries. No one has stopped me and usually dies if they try."Who knew a guy that died from a gun would be able to take revenge?" I asked myself and smiled happily as i sat on a rooftop."It's actually fun to shoot people down. I love this so much!" I said, nearly yelling as i shot everyone at a rooftop party, not even leaving the hot ones alive."That's 50 o 1,000,000." I said to myself."Next!" I said and vanished once more into the night.