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Do I Need A Reason: Chapter 1 by amberraven
The cold midnight breeze soothingly touched Rangiku Matsumoto's skin. The silence just added to the enticing spell to fall asleep. Rangiku couldn't resist anymore and she gave out a loud yawn. Her partner, Gin Ichimaru looked at her, with his usual grinning self. She'll be with him until their respective posts and teams have been formalized. For now, they're here in the human world, looking after the area assigned to them, 24/7. And working at night seems to be more challenging than working in day time.
'Damn… I'm bored.' Rangiku thought.
The problem with working in grave shift was the dead time. Once the hollows and lost souls have been taken care of, there wasn't much to do. Gin wasn't the talkative type but maybe she can try to have him at least to speak.
"Gin…" Rangiku asked. "Why do they call it a blowjob when you don't really blow it?"
Gin Ichimaru looked at her. In his mind, he was a bit surprised on the bluntness of his partner. He grinned in amusement that Rangiku looked like she was waiting his answer. When Gin didn't give a reply, the female shinigami sighed and expounded on her idea.
"I mean it's more of sucking. Not that I had done it but that's what I read." she said.
Gin was still very quiet. He just gave her one look before his eyes wondered back on their surroundings for any suspicious activity. Matsumoto was feeling really bored and needed some movement or else she'll fall asleep while on-duty. She decided she'll stroll around their post.
Just a few steps away from Gin, Rangiku heard her friend who was coughing badly. She saw him trying to suppress the sound that he was making. It made Gin dip his head slightly downward to the ground while his other hand held his stomach.
"Gin!" Rangiku called out as she came to his aid. She tried to make Gin face her.
When the white-haired shinigami couldn't contain any longer, he faced Rangiku and he finally let out a loud laugh that it split the silence around them.
"Hey!" Rangiku said in defensive mode as she is confused by Gin's actions. Indeed her friend is weird.
Gin laughed. "You should have warned me…" Gin tried to suppress his laughter again. "You're being weird."
"Well, I thought you are one, too." Rangiku replied.
Gin couldn't believe that Rangiku would initiate such topic. Sure, his friend is infamous as she couldn't tuck her assets in her uniform and she was a heavy sake drinker too. But she wasn't the type to openly discuss sex.
"Why do you want to know?" Gin asked, maybe he would have a better judgment on his partner's interesting predicament.
"I'm just plain curious. I'm a virgin." Rangiku declared truthfully to her friend.
"And that makes me the luckiest guy here, eh?" Gin said while grinning. "I might post this at the men's locker rooms tomorrow. Virgin female shinigami wants to know you orally."
"So what you're saying is hands-on experience would be better?" she looked serious that he didn't dare to laugh again.
Suddenly, he felt uncomfortable that he only managed to reply. "So to speak…"
Gin decided that he will now thread his reply carefully. He wondered what has gotten into Rangiku tonight. He does care for Rangiku and as much as he wanted to help her. This is Rangiku- she was and still his friend.
"Hm… you have a point. But I'm not looking just to get laid. I just need an instructor." she said.
"This isn't like something you can ask casually. Do you understand that?" Gin said.
"True." She said in a contemplative tone. Gin thought that at least Rangiku still have some sense left.
"So, why don't you help me? You and Aizen have quite a reputation." Rangiku continued.
Gin would like to retract what he thought of Rangiku a while ago. She has clearly lost her mind.
"And where did you hear that?" he asked her.
"Shinigami Women's club!" she answered proudly.
"Well, don't believe everything you hear." he replied.
"Fine." She said in a huff. "If you will not do it, I'll find someone who will. I'll try to ask Aizen."
The hollow locator crackled before Gin can give an answer. By instinct, the two shinigamis immediately went to the direction of a hollow. If only Rangiku knew that she managed to open up Gin's eyes. Blue orbs were observing the female shinigami.
Once on the scene, it was an effortless attack on the hollow they spotted. Gin just stood there and watched Rangiku took the hollow down on her own. He was amused as he felt that Rangiku unleashed her frustration to her attacks. When the essence of the hollow went to nothingness, Rangiku looked at her partner and shook her head.
"I was praying there wouldn't be any case on our side. I don't like making reports and those clerical works." she added. "I'd like to have more free time."
"Be pre-occupied with work instead." Gin suggested, his eyes now closed as he spoke to Rangiku. "I leave it all up to you then." Then he turned his back and walked away.
"What!" Rangiku said and muttered something that they should take turns in making reports.
Gin ignored her complaints and left the scene. Hopefully, the clerical works will keep her busy. As for him, he couldn't say the same for himself. He has a bad feeling he'd be thinking of nothing else for a long time.