The Adventures Of...
~When the Characters From Zelda get Transported to Hogwarts!~
Link: Zelda? Zeeeeeelda?
Zelda: ...Huh?
Link: I have an idea!
Zelda: What is it?
Link: It's the best idea IN THE WORLD!
Zelda: What is it?!?
Link: It is the best, the greatest, the....
Zelda: WHAT IS IT!?!??!!?
Link: Well, I just thought it would be nice to go on a road trip. Don't you?
Zelda: *smacks forehead* THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GETTING READY FOR, YA MORON!!!
Meanwhile, outside of Hyrule Castle; Ruto, Skull Kid, Ganondorf, Malon, and Darunia were putting their bags in the car for their road trip.
Skull Kid: How come Ganondorf is going?
Ganondorf: How come YOU'RE going?
Darunia: Shaddup! You two argue enough when we're NOT on vacation!
Suddenly, Link and Zelda walk out to Hyrule Field.
Zelda: Well, we're ready to go!
Ruto: Are we there yet?
Link: No.
Ruto: Are we there yet?
Link: No.
Two minutes later...
Ruto: Are we....?
Malon: WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CAR YET!!!!
All the people get in the car.
Skull Kid: What's that big castle thing in the distance?
Malon: If I were you, I wouldn't be looking BACK at Hyrule Castle. Nitwit.
Skull Kid: No, the one on the other side of that black and white twisting tunnel in the middle of our road to Las Vegas!!
Link: Dang! I can't drive, I just got my license!! We have to go through it!
Zelda: Pshh, I still hope there's gambling wherever we go! I...need....my.....slots!! *giggles evilly*
Malon: Yikes!
The Hogwarts theme plays while they go through the bizarre looking tunnel.
Link: That music is.....interesting.
Their car falls from the sky in front of Hogwarts.
Zelda: Well, we need to go in there so we can ask where the nearest casino is!!
Malon: Or...ask for help for our TOTALED car...
Ganondorf: Let's just go in!
Meanwhile, in the Griffindor common room thingy...
Harry: Ron? Where did you put my toothbrush? And WHY is there a salamander in its place?
Ron: Well, I was just trying to get a little practice in...
Harry: By turning my TOOTHBRUSH into a SALAMANDER?
SFX: CRAAASH!!!!
Ron: What the...?
:: To be continued.... ::