A Pokemon Carol of Sorts

by Sempai Tnberry

A poem parodying a Christmas carol. The original lyrics are included because you probably don't know them. ^^: Sing it olde-style on the street with some friends! Guaranteed to make the neighbors think you're a complete loony!

And now

A Pokemon Christmas Carol

I wrote this in the sixth grade music class, and oddly enough I still remember the whole thing. I edited it a little to include new Pokemon, and not mention God and such. ^^; So I guess this isn't really a Christmas carol, but rather just a carol. The original lyrics are in italics, as this is not a very well-known song.

By the way, "wassail" is pronounced "wah-sull".

Anyway!

Enjoy.

Sing to the tune of "The Wassail Song".

Here we come a capturing upon a Rapidash

Here we come a wassailing among the leaves of green

Here we come a wandering although it's rather rash

Here we come a wandering so fair to be seen

Chorus:

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

Our Pokeballs have captured the best of Pidgey

Our wassail cup is made of the rosemary tree

And so has yours netted a Butterfree

And so is your beer of the best barley

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

We don't want simple Bulbasaur who Vine Whip from the floor

We are not daily beggars who beg from door to door

We want cute little Charmander whom we really adore

But we are neighbor's children whom you have seen before

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

Good Mewtwo and good Groudon summon mighty fire

Good Master and good Mistress sitting by the fire

Pray we catch them someday so our power will be higher

Pray think of us poor children are wandering in the mire

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

We have a cute Jigglypuff with cuddly pinkish fluff

We have a little purse made of ratching leather skin

We want some of your berries to feed the sweetie with

We want some of your small change to line it well within

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

Call forth the Whismur from pokeball, let it's Uproar ring

Call up the butler of this house, put on his golden ring

But lest you wish to sleep don't let Jigglypuff sing

Let him bring us a glass of beer and the better we shall sing

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

Bring out our Torchic to blast Meowth with it's flame

Bring us out a table and spread it with a cloth

We'll evolve it to Persian once it's weak enough to claim

Bring us some mouldy cheese and some of your Christmas loaf

Lunatone come to you, and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you, and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.

Mew bless the Zapdos of this land, Mew bless the Moltres too

God bless the master of this house, God bless the mistress too

And all the Articuno who o'er the ocean go

And all the little children who round the table go

Lunatone come to you and to you a Squirtle too

Love and joy come to you and to you your wassail too

May Mew bless you and send you a happy Pikachu

And God bless you and send you a happy new year

May Mew send you a happy Pikachu.

And God send you a happy new year.