Sasuke lay on his back on his bed, sleeping, his long legs tangled amongst the blue sheets. His bare, sculpted chest rose and fell as he tossed from side to side, his dark, tousled hair falling across his pale forehead. His soft breaths were the only sound in the room apart from the gentle spinning of the ceiling fan.
The doorbell rang shrilly, shattering the silence of the night. Sasuke groaned and pushed himself up, running his fingers through his hair. He got up, silently cursing under his breath. Only one person would come calling at this time in the night. The dobe. Sasuke surveyed himself in the full length mirror on the wall. All he was wearing was a pair of red boxers and rock hard abs. Fuck it, I'm not dressing up for Naruto, he thought tiredly. He walked to the door and opened it, a scowl on his face.
Naruto stood on the doorstep, half naked, in boxers so fucking bright orange that they practically blinded Sasuke's sharingan. Sasuke's scowl deepened.
"What do you want, dobe?", he sighed. Naruto's chest looked quite appealing, Sasuke couldn't help but notice. Mmmmm
"What're you staring at...?" Naruto said, confused.
"Nothing. What do you want?" Sasuke snapped.
"I wanted to talk."
Oh great. Naruto was here at THREE FUCKING A.M. to TALK. Sasuke pressed his forehead against his palm, his head throbbing.
"Naruto, I swear to God if this is something stupid or ramen related, I will fucking chidori your ass"
"Oh no, this is really serious, Sasuke, I need your help."
"Sit." Sasuke motioned, wearily, to two chairs in the living room
There sat two eighteen year olds, practically grown men, in boxers, at three a.m. Sasuke sighed. Ridiculous. I'm going back to sleep
"Sasuke, I think I'm in love"
Sasuke got up.
"That's it. I'm going back to sleep."
"No seriously!"
"Oh Lord, spare me, who is it? Sakura? WE ALL KNOW THAT IDIOT".
"No no it isnt Sakura chan", Naruto said, a blush creeping across his cheeks, "It's-
"- FUCKING HINATA?!" Sasuke almost screamed
"NO! It's.. it's..."
"FUCKING SAY IT ALREADY!"
"Stop screaming Sasuke! I'm trying to say it"
Sasuke sighed, massaging his forehead
Naruto looked at Sasuke and took his hand. "It's you"
Sasuke smirked, electrified. Suddenly, it didn't matter that it was three a.m, anymore.
"So.." Naruto stammered. "Do you...?"
"Fucking yes I do. "