It Takes a Monster to Kill a Monster
The sky was dark, and the village was buried in flames as the Kyuubi roared in frustration and pain. The Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze had sacrificed his child, his wife, and himself for the sake of there home. A dark portal had opened and out from the abyss came out a man with large spiky hair with bells at the tips of each spike, on his face he had a large vertical scar across his left eye and on his right eye was a black eye patch looking more down he was wearing a White haori and a black kimono with a white juban on the inside but that wasn't it as around the man's ribs were white wraps. Looking more down the man he was wearing black hakama and white socks but as shoes he wore traditional waraji sandals but amongst all the attributes the man had the most frightening one was the wide grin on his face from the sharp teeth that looked like they can tear flesh and break bone to the widened lips from end to end that looked more mad than happy.
Minato could feel it, death had come as he held his dying wife in his arms and there soon to be cursed son in their hands minato closed his eyes as the last thing he saw was the Kyuubi running right him and his family as he and his wife kushina had been run through by the Shinigami which minato had summoned Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki had died "well don't you look tuff" said the Shinigami as he pulled out his sword the kyuubi roared and charged at the Shinigami the Shinigami grabbed the sword with two hands raised up his sword and the kyuubi went to go and eat him but the Shinigami brought the blade down and the kyuubi passed the Shinigami and in the matter of moments the entire area had gone silent and then the kyuubi busted into a bloody mess as there were deep cuts all over the body of the nine tailed fox and out of no where chained spikes would impale the kyuubi and drag him into the small infant that was the fourth hokages son now the seal had been completed.
At last the sun had risen and in the first in a long time the Shinigami had become calm as he looked at the rising sun and then looked down at the child before him and picked the infant up getting a good look at the child's face he saw blue eyes, blonde spikey hair, and whiskers he immediately thought of Yachiru another Shinigami did she have whiskers no there were times she seemed like a cat well, whatever kids are weird he thought as he simply walked toward the place that was on fire well at least the fire was dissipating but either way the Shinigami didn't care he knew if he left the infant there he would never hear the end of it from Yachiru so he took the child and decided to leave it with the leader of the village.
Well at least that was his plan but he couldn't escape the facts that he legit doesn't know where he's going he's been walking around this village for nearly half an hour already and the kid is starting to get a little pissy probably hungry, wait no the kids not hungry as the Shinigami sniffed the child and noticed immediately the little shit took a shit and now he's stinking himself, the Shinigami, and the entire place "damn it" said the Shinigami as he was now holding the kid by the diaper and bringing him around the village. To everyone around the Shinigami they didn't know there was a 7ft mountain of a man that they just can't see around them but what they could see was a flying baby that smelled like shit people were looking in awe at the flying shit baby until an old man in white robes and a straw hat took the baby which caused the Shinigami to be somewhat thankful because now he didn't have to carry the shit baby anymore the old man was looking right at him but the old man said nothing and the Shinigami watched as the shit baby was taken away and the Shinigami himself decided to leave but before he left back to the soul society he had something he had to do as he returned to where the bodies of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki laid to rest as he saw there spirits still roaming they smiled at the Shinigami but as they were about to say something they were both smacked in the forehead with the pommel of his sword "HURRY UP AND PASS ON ALREADY, DAMN IT" said the Shinigami as the gonzo had been completed as they had passed on to the soul society.
Now finally the Shinigami could head back to the soul society as he had entered an area that would bring him to the soul society but as he stepped through nothing happened he tried again nothing happened he tried one last time and it didn't work he was stuck and there was no other way for him to get back to the soul society he couldn't contact anyone he had no transportation to get back home to his squad he was alone in a world he knows nothing about until an idea came to his mind Kisuke Uruhara. The answer to all his problems are solved if he can find Kisuke he would have a way back to the soul society now to the real question at hand though just where is Kisuke?
As the Shinigami had a lead to solve his little stranded issue he turned to leave and begin his search for his shot back home but as he turned back the Shinigami meet eye to eye with the same old man that he left the shit baby with "who are you" said the old man as the Shinigami had a new problem to deal with.
To Be Continued.
A/N so how did I do let me know where I can improve and I'll see you guys next chapter.