Barry Trotter and the fanfic of the unauthorized parody
A much needed disclaimer: This is based on the book, "Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody." This is an example of fanfiction in poor taste. These rip-off characters are being used for simple amusement, instead of making a quick buck.
Warning: This fic has homosexual themes and countless spelling errors. The mistakes are intenshunal. This is supposed to start as a journal entry of Lon Measly. If the reader can decipher this abbomination then it is quite an accomplishment. ............................................................................ .......... Dear Dairy:
Yu won't belev this but I had SeX with Bary. It wuz fun. He let me mownt him and lik him. I luv Bary. Alwys had, even b4 the aksident. He's maryed to Ermn now. She wuzn't mad cuz she rembrs wen i wuz with her. She let me hump her leg 1s. Bary stopd bing meen 2 me. It wuz like Satyr on Satyr akshun. It is not rite of Bary to cheet on Ermn but it made me hapy. He stil holdz my hand wen we crus the stret. I rely luv Bary. I'm sur of it. I'm not as dum as peple think.(To be perfectly honest, I went to see a competent Witch And Wizard doctor about my problem, once I obtained enough money. Dr. Manuel Rodriguez restored my mental capabilities to normal, although there are still the occasional lapses of idiocy and canine tendencies. I still maintain an illusion of the hole in my head. I find it has been beneficial to act as an oaf.)
Sincerely,
Lon
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Barry gasped as he put the journal down.
"I knew there was something suspicious about him when he started to grasp the concept of irony." He said to Ermine. She looked over at Lon, who was sleeping at the foot of the married couple's bed.
"I told you not to read Lon's journal." She said in her usual know-it-all manner. She didn't mind that Barry had slept with Lon, since she had done likewise. They soon agreed to take turns with him.
"Now we know that we weren't taking advantage of a simpleton." Ermine said.
"He's so cute when he sleeps." Barry commented.
A much needed disclaimer: This is based on the book, "Barry Trotter And The Unauthorized Parody." This is an example of fanfiction in poor taste. These rip-off characters are being used for simple amusement, instead of making a quick buck.
Warning: This fic has homosexual themes and countless spelling errors. The mistakes are intenshunal. This is supposed to start as a journal entry of Lon Measly. If the reader can decipher this abbomination then it is quite an accomplishment. ............................................................................ .......... Dear Dairy:
Yu won't belev this but I had SeX with Bary. It wuz fun. He let me mownt him and lik him. I luv Bary. Alwys had, even b4 the aksident. He's maryed to Ermn now. She wuzn't mad cuz she rembrs wen i wuz with her. She let me hump her leg 1s. Bary stopd bing meen 2 me. It wuz like Satyr on Satyr akshun. It is not rite of Bary to cheet on Ermn but it made me hapy. He stil holdz my hand wen we crus the stret. I rely luv Bary. I'm sur of it. I'm not as dum as peple think.(To be perfectly honest, I went to see a competent Witch And Wizard doctor about my problem, once I obtained enough money. Dr. Manuel Rodriguez restored my mental capabilities to normal, although there are still the occasional lapses of idiocy and canine tendencies. I still maintain an illusion of the hole in my head. I find it has been beneficial to act as an oaf.)
Sincerely,
Lon
............................................................................ ........
Barry gasped as he put the journal down.
"I knew there was something suspicious about him when he started to grasp the concept of irony." He said to Ermine. She looked over at Lon, who was sleeping at the foot of the married couple's bed.
"I told you not to read Lon's journal." She said in her usual know-it-all manner. She didn't mind that Barry had slept with Lon, since she had done likewise. They soon agreed to take turns with him.
"Now we know that we weren't taking advantage of a simpleton." Ermine said.
"He's so cute when he sleeps." Barry commented.