Bowser's Castle (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Uh, Lord Bowser? There's someone who wants to see you." Kamek told him.

"Well who is it?" Bowser asked, looking beat up. "Can't you see I'm in pain ever since we had that last battle with those Mario and his worldly ally brats? Honestly, I'm regretting coming up with the idea after that green bean was destroyed." He muttered.

"It's Private Goomp, Sergeant Paraplonk and Sergeant Guy."

"What do those traitors want? I thought I told General Guy that those three should be thrown in the lava pits!"

"You didn't. General Guy is still knocked out."

"I didn't? Funny...I thought I did. Oh whatever, bring them in. I want to deal with them personally."

"Alright." Kamek turned his head. "Come in." He ordered as the three traitors walked in.

"Hey Bowser...how are you feeling?" Sergeant Guy asked.

"How am I feeling? I FEEL TERRIBLE! I was thrown to my castle by that blasted Space Princess! Sure, it was okay with Mario and Marisa but when Rosalina does it, I feel that my awesomeness went crashing down to rock bottom because I got beat up by a WOMAN FROM SPACE!"

"Well in her defense, you DID throw her Observatory to Peach's Castle and it DID explode after piercing it." Paraplonk said.

"SHUT UP." He yelled. "Now, what do you want?"

"We um...want to be back in your army, sir." Private Goomp said, as Bowser blinked in surprise. "We wish for your forgiveness for betraying you."

Bowser folded his arms, closing his eyes. "Hmm..." He muttered. "You promise to do anything I ask WITHOUT complaining?"

"Yes!" They all exclaimed.

"Then you're back in." He said. "Now go fix up my castle!"

"Yes, your ugliness!" They exclaimed and hurried out the door.

"Well that was oddly kind of you." Kamek said.

"Whatever." He muttered, and then a bird flew in, holding some box. "Oh now what?" He asked.

The bird put the box on his bed and then flew off. It had Peach's signature on it. "Isn't that Peach's signature?" Kamek asked.

"Hmm..." Bowser opened the box up, seeing the cake with Peach, Mario, Luigi, Marisa and Reimu on it. "Well this is strangely kind of them."

"Well what are you going to do?" Kamek asked.

"...Get me a plate and a huge fork. Now." Bowser ordered as Kamek nodded and took off.

A few minutes later...

Bowser took a huge chunk of a cake with the fork and ate it. "Oh! This is so good!" He exclaimed.

"Well, it seems like someone likes stuffing their face with cake." A voice said as the two of them looked to see a familiar ghost.

"What do you want? Shouldn't you be haunting a mansion or something?"

"I want revenge." He said. "And I need your help but it seems like you're busy stuffing a cake."

"What do you want revenge for?"

"Youmu."

"That phantom girl with the two swords?" Kamek asked.

"Yes...I want to destroy her after what she did to me back at Boo Moon Galaxy."

"Shouldn't you be...you know...dead? She DID impale you after she absorbed the Fire Flower." Bowser asked.

"Ghosts never die; they only get trapped in paintings for all eternity, but never mind that. I need something to boost my power."

"Maybe this can help." Kamek took out his wand. "Would you like it on your crown?"

"Yes."

"Alright." He said as he fired magic at the crown, as the figure laughed.

"Thank you...and now I need a guinea pig to test my new power."

"How about Kamek?" Bowser asked.

"Seems reasonable." He said as the crown glowed.

"Wait wait wait...why me?!" Kamek exclaimed and then a laser shot out of his crown, as Kamek yelled in pain before turning into stone.

"Whoa!" Bowser exclaimed. "That is awesome! ...So uh, how do you change him back?"

"Only by defeating me will Kamek change back."

"What?!"

"It's time for me to get into action. Consider yourself relieved from being a king." He said and then shot at Bowser.

"YOOOW!" He yelled, as he slowly turned into stone. "I WILL NOT STEP DOWN! I AM THE KING OF AWESOMENESS! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THIS...YOU WILL BE STOPPED, YOU HEAR ME?!" He exclaimed before being completely petrified.

"Heheheh...i'd love to see anyone try to stop me now."

Meanwhile...

Professor E. Gadd (Luigi's Mansion)

E. Gadd was busy working on something when all of a sudden, his alarm sounded. "What in blazes?" He wondered as he went over to investigate and as soon as he did, his eyes widened.

"What is a mansion doing in the middle of Mushroom Field?" He wondered and then his eyes widened. "Oh no...don't tell me..." He said and then walked to his closet, opening it and looking at the Poltergust 5000. "This looks like a job for Luigi."
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Hey hey! I'm back with more Touhou shenanigans! Man, it feels strange to be back after doing that huge Kingdom Hearts project.

I know, this chapter is really short but hey, gotta love suspense, am I right?