All my other fics are on hold just for this!! Sorry if that annoys most people but It's my birthday!!!!

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Scott relaxed in a large comfy chair. The last week of march, so peaceful, so calm. Soon it would be April. A month that fitted in perfectly between summer and spring. A month where usually nothing happened.

And boy do I mean the word 'Usually'!!

Jean was slobbing around (after doing all of her homework to grade A standard and practise her soccer skills until she hurt).

"I love this time of the year" she sighed

"The weathers getting nicer" Scott agreed

"Spring break" Jean sighed

(Memo: I do not have the slightest clue what or when 'Spring break' is but because the word 'Spring' is in there I decided to add it in)

"Easter" Both Scott and Jean jumped at the sound of Kurt's voice. They looked around but the fuzzy elf was no where to be seen

"Kurt? Where are you?" Jean asked

"Look up" came the simple reply and as Scott and Jean did so they saw Kurt hanging upside down from the ceiling "I've been here for hours"

"Don't you ever get too much blood rushing to your head?" Scott asked

"Nope" Kurt replied and jumped down "So nothing interesting has been going on" He said

"It seems like everything's just stopped" Jean shrugged "We haven't been in any battles since February, no big tests since January, no new students"

"Jeeze! Life around here's become so dull lately!!" Kurt cried and wandered off

"Only Kurt could complain about that" Scott groaned "Personally, I love that everything's cooled off for a bit. I hope it'll be a while until things start going crazy again"

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A black Saab pulled up in front of the institute, a greying man was driving it with a tall woman sitting next to him. In the back was a teenage girl, her messy blond hair flickering across her eyes every few moments.

The minute the car stopped she leapt out of the door with a small rucksack on her back.

"COOL!!" She cried "So what's this big surprise you got in store Dad?"

"Well" Her Dad got out of the car next "Your mother and I know how much you love the X-men so..."

"NO WAY!!!!" The girl cried excitedly "Is this the real, honest to God, set for X-men??!!"

"I told you she'd like it" Her mother whispered quietly as she smiled

"You rule!!" Their daughter cried and embraced her parents "thankyouthankyouthankyou!"

"We'll be back on April 3rd with you presents twinkle toes" her Mum smiled

"Mu-um!!!" she flushed with embarrassment "You promised not to call me that!"

"See you later sweetie" The girls Dad kissed her on the forehead before both the parents entered the car and drove off.

"This is the best birthday ever!" Kayleigh Herbertson laughed and walked confidently inside

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Kurt was bored out of his skull. He got bored very quickly which meant that the last month had passed by slowly it never seemed to end.

He scuffed his foot along the ground as he walked aimlessly around the mansion.

"WOW!!!" Kurt's head snapped up as he saw a girl looking right at him.

"Oh no!" Kurt cried instinctively and covered his face with his hands. To his surprise the girl ran to him, grasped one of his hands and began to shake it

"Alan Cumming!! Sir this is such an honour! I LOVED you in Spice girls the movie and I thought it was so great that you were chosen to play Nightcrawler in X2. I've got ALL the prequels but I've read yours the most but what's with the tattoos? The original Nightcrawler doesn't have tattoos all over his face"

Kurt was surprised that this girl could breath she was speaking so fast. And as she spoke she pumped his hand up and down so furiously that his whole body was juddering up and down.

"HUH?? Tattoos?? I don't have any tattoos" He gasped when she paused long enough for him to say anything. He released his hand and the girl stared intently at his face for a moment.

"Yeah! You don't! COOL!! You must have gotten all those petitions I sent Marvel!! Mr Cumming I'm so glad!!" she smiled

"My name isn't Alan Cumming!!" Kurt cried loudly

The girl looked very confused and paused for a moment

"?" she asked

"No" Kurt replied

"How about.....David Cockrum???" she was clearly running out of ideas

"My name is Kurt Wagner" Kurt said slowly

"Ahhh!!" The girl said "You're in character!! I'm Kayleigh"

Kurt sighed "What are you doing in the institute?"

"It's a birthday present, My dad knows the Professor" Kayleigh explained

"Are you a mutant?"

"Nope" Kurt noticed that Kayleigh looked depressed as she said that

"Hey! Who are you?" Logan growled as he walked in.

Kayleigh's breath caught in her throat and an incredibly intense blush crossed her entire face

"Oh my God!!!!! Hugh Jackman" She gasped

"Who?" Kurt and Logan asked

"Sir you were fabulous in Beauty and the beast" Kayleigh giggled nervously

"Kid, I think you need to sit down. Away from me" Logan muttered and walked out

"This is sooooo the best birthday ever!!" She smiled

"Kayleigh, no offence but I don't think you're sane" Kurt shook his head

"I'm choosing to take that as a compliment" Kayleigh stuck her tongue out at him

"Kitty! Hi!" Kurt waved as his friend appeared

"Hey! I know you! You're Madison in Card capt-!" Kayleigh was cut off by Kurt's hand covering her mouth

"This girl is insane! She keeps calling us by different names and saying that we've been in other things" Kurt cried

"Kurt, take your hand off her mouth" Kitty sighed

"But Kitty, you don't-OOOWWWWW!!" Kurt howled as Kayleigh bit down sharply on his hand.

"You're hands stink of meat!" she gagged "Gross-o-rama!"

"Are you, like a vegetarian?" Kitty asked

"Uh-huh" Kayleigh nodded

"Typical, you're even skinnier than her!" Kurt prodded Kayleigh's waist and shuddered when his fingers hit her ribs

"Quit it!!" Kayleigh yelled and slapped his hands away. "I hate it when people talk about my weight"

"It must be non existent!" Kurt cried

"So what are you doing here?" Kitty asked

"Birthday present, I'm staying here until the day after my birthday" Kayleigh explained

"When's your birthday Kayleigh?" Kitty asked

"April second and call my Kalaki" she smiled

"Kalaki? What kind of name is that??" Kurt cried

"A nick-name, yours should be Mr tactful" Kayleigh muttered sarcastically

"Where are you from, that doesn't sound like an American accent" Kitty changed the subject

"I live in" Shudder "England"

Kitty and Kurt exchanged a glance "What did you say?"

"I said I lived in" Shudder "England" Kayleigh repeated

"What's wrong with England?" Kitty asked

"If I see one more rainstorm, flood, school uniform or pasty I swear I will scream" she groaned

"What's a pasty" Kitty asked just as Kurt said "You have to wear a school uniform!?"

"Pastry stuffed with filling very popular in Cornwall and yes, it's blue and I have to wear a skirt"

"Where's cornwall?" "That is so sexist!" Two questions were thrust at Kayleigh again

"Next to my home county Devon and trust me, I know" the girl was grinning "Can I have a tour of the set now?"

"Set?" Kurt and Kitty mouth at each other

"We'll take you to professor X, he'll give you a room if he knows you're coming" Kitty said

"wait a sec, you said you were born on April second" an Idea was forming in Kurt's mind and he began smiling "By any chance were you born in the morning?"

Kayleigh sighed "Yes and it's a damn good thing too! I wouldn't be able to stand it if I was born on April fools day!!"

Kurt laughed "So we're practically celebrating you're birthday! Cool! I know exactly what to get you"

There was a long pause

"You're going to get me a whoopee cusion aren't you?" Kayleigh sighed

"Wait and see" Kurt smiled

"Awwwww! Crud" she muttered