My Name Is Kelly Kapoor...

My name is Kelly Kapoor,

I like the colour pink,

I think the colour black is lame.

I mean its like so plain, don't you think?

I shop like 100 times a day.

My closet is full of dresses.

Pink and red are just like so totally stylish.

I bet my boyfriend Ryan, thinks I'm the hottest chick in the world.

He never says it, but I know hes thinking "Damn! Kelly is like so totally hot!"

I wear my makeup in a specific order.

Cause isn't putting it all on at once like totally lame?

Anyways, this is my like totally awesome procedure.

First I put on the blush, pink blush, not too little, not too much.

Then I put on a very careful dab of green eyeshadow.

I also add lots of mascara, you know to make my eyelashes show.

I wear lots of pink, like every day.

I download movies like 50 times a day.

I watch tv like all day, Mark from Grey's Anatomy is like so gorgeous.

I mean, like oh my god, he almost as hot as Ryan.

And Ryan is like the hottest person in the office.

We're like madly in love.

I like so cannot wait to get married and have babies with him!

We'll have like 20 kids.

We'll name them Suri, Shiloh, Usher, Rihanna.

Those names are like so brilliant right?

I feel like really bad for Angela.

She has like no sense of fashion.

She has hair up in such a tight ponytail.

And she looks like shes about to murder someone.

The Office romances are like so adorable.

Jim and Pam are like so adorable.

But they aren't as adorable as me and Ryan.

No couple will ever be as madly in love as us.

Angela was engaged to Andy Bernad.

But then it turned out she was like having an affair with Dwight.

Then they had this duel over her.

I wish I had two guys to fight over me! That'd be so cute!

But Angela got ditched by both of them.

What a total ass, right?

I would like never cheat on Ryan.

Unless of course it was Mark from Grey's Anatomy.

A few years ago, Jim had this lame crush on Pam.

He never told me about it, I like so could have helped him.

I am Indian American.

I celebrate Diwali, even though I know like nothing about it.

I don't even know why my parents go through with it.

I have 3 little sisters, Rupa, Neepa and Tiffany.

They are such little losers.

They were making fun of my future husband at my Diwali thing.

I used to have a younger sister but she died.

It was like the saddest funeral ever.

Along with the queen's.

Hey! I hope you enjoyed my story! I've always wanted to do a story about Kelly. I hope shes in character. I do not own The Office.

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