Undercover in Forks

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Abby POV

I get to go undercover, I get to go undercover!! YAY!!! I'm soo excited. Me and my sexy beast girlfriend get to go undercover in….

"Forks, Washington the most lonliest place in the world. Ha!" Dinozzo laughed at my sad look. Me and Ziva were in the middle of my lab listening to that jackass tell us about the case. Grrrrr! I will go Beyonce on his ass, like when she threw that crazy bitch through the building in Obsessed!

"Why do we have to go there?" my disgust was evident.

"Well it might not be that bad, Abigail," Grrr she used my full name in front of Tony. She knows how embarrassing that is. But the way she says it is soo hot! ;) "We could torture the kids 'til our misery subsides. Can I be the gym teacher?"

Oh that's right!! I forgot to say why were going to Forks. Well… one of the teachers is a supposed serial killer that goes around marine bases slashing people's throats. Crazy right?

Well our plane leaves tomorrow and Ziva keeps getting me nervous. Not on purpose, of course, it's just she's so good at undercover and this is my first time. I'm an undercover virgin, so to speak.

What if I screw up? Ziva keeps saying that if anyone messes with me for it she make their life a living heck. And every time I tell her it's hell.

Well I better go. Tony's saying we have to get home and get ready and I have a lot of stuff to do. For example: pack, have crazy-hot-lesbian sex with Ziva, figure out how to explain forensic science to a bunch of lazy kids, have crazy-hot-lesbian sex with Ziva and come up with a fake name. In that order!

We already cleared the principle from the crime so we could tell him what was happening.

He's gonna "lay the teachers off" and hire us. We don't get the second income, unfortunately. We still get paid by NCIS and the teachers still get paid by the school.

The only bad part about this whole thing is we might have to stay there six months maybe longer.

I'm gonna miss my lab. But at least I don't have to leave my Ziva.

Well buh-bye and see you soon!