Ways To Annoy Someone Who Is Not a Harry Potter Fan
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1. Go up to someone and ask them if they know where to get an application for Hogwarts
2. When a friend gets a new kitten tell them to name it Crookshanks and insist it's part kneazle
3. When a new installment is coming out remind them 50 times a day the whole week before
4. Proclaim July 31st Harry Potter Day
5. Rename April Fool's Day Fred and George Weasley Day
6. Go to the bar and ask for a butterbeer.
7. Carry around any random weird looking thing and tell them it's the horn of a crumple horned snorkack
8. Go up to them and say "Are you a wizard or a muggle?"
9. Go around saying your name is Jo Rowling
10. Talk with a British accent. It's even funnier when you are not actually from Great Britan
11. Hog the computer writing Harry Potter Fanfiction
12. Go to the fireplace and ask them if they have any floo powder